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Funniest tweet ever

 
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HAD A VISITOR TO THE FARM TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH THE BULL THE OTHER DAY.

ZERO AWARENESS OF ANIMAL BEHAVIOR.

IT'S LIKE WALKING OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY HIWAY.
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What did he expect? I may not be the sharpest banana in the fruit bowl but even I know that warthogs are vicious
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10/13/2021 07:13 AM

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10/13/2021 07:27 AM
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wagging it's tail like a pet then the camera goes all over the place as it goes out of view?. staged to get clicks.
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10/13/2021 07:30 AM
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but it was smiling at him...
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wagging it's tail like a pet then the camera goes all over the place as it goes out of view?. staged to get clicks.
 Quoting: Anonymouse71


ill put my money on hes bleeding and gored open on his legs somewhere...
Tess.  (OP)

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wagging it's tail like a pet then the camera goes all over the place as it goes out of view?. staged to get clicks.
 Quoting: Anonymouse71


You don't know much about animals. Pet dogs wag their tails because they're happy, but other animals are different. Haven't you seen a cat when it's about to attack? In wild animals their tails are used in confident approach and often associated with aggressive intentions.

Civilisation is at a crossroads
"Unfortunately the Barbarians dwell among us and our country is grown so weak and pathetic that the Barbarians must be appeased in the name of diversity and cultural sensitivity"
~ Allison Pearson
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I love animals.

But wild hogs- oh hell no.

Those mfkrs are vicious and will eat you from toe to head, literally. They do it slowly so you're still alive for most of it.

Ever hear about the woman in Texas who got mauled by a pack of hogs in her driveway?

Horror movie material.

I think they actually have a big problem with them in some areas (of Texas).

Do not pet or feed them aminals.
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10/13/2021 07:40 AM
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10/13/2021 07:42 AM

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Wart hogs are not noted for their friendly demeanor. :)

He sounds like he is from South Africa. Would think he would know better.
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that was quite the slow charge
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pigchef
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10/13/2021 07:50 AM
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Someone watch to much Timone and Pumbaa.
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That was clearly Loki.......jaysdown
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10/13/2021 07:59 AM
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Stupid is that stupid does.
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10/13/2021 08:06 AM

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lmao

When we lived in Hawaii we had a pet pig. We got him as a baby and he was so CUTE and tiny! They told us he was a pot belly pig, but they lied - he grew into a big pig. When we would go out back to play with him or feed him he would get excited and try to knock us over. He would leave snout sized bruises on our legs. We finally had to give him back to the farm we got him from. They can be aggressive and my kids were small. But they are hilarious.

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DERRRRR! Dood, it's a wart hog. 3334
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My pet warthog is called Ayten.
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HAD A VISITOR TO THE FARM TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH THE BULL THE OTHER DAY.

ZERO AWARENESS OF ANIMAL BEHAVIOR.

IT'S LIKE WALKING OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY HIWAY.
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Remember the photo from Japan of some tourist who gave some one his camera and went up to a bear and put his arm around him when the bear stood up!! sadly the bear killed him.
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Darwin Award Nominee
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The wagging tail is very deceptive
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He must have watched the Lion King one too many times...Pumbaa was not out looking for Timon...

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I never forgive and I never forget

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wagging it's tail like a pet then the camera goes all over the place as it goes out of view?. staged to get clicks.
 Quoting: Anonymouse71


You don't know much about animals. Pet dogs wag their tails because they're happy, but other animals are different. Haven't you seen a cat when it's about to attack? In wild animals their tails are used in confident approach and often associated with aggressive intentions.
 Quoting: Tess.


red headed dred lock Tommy Robinson yentas are different too.
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wagging it's tail like a pet then the camera goes all over the place as it goes out of view?. staged to get clicks.
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ill put my money on hes bleeding and gored open on his legs somewhere...
 Quoting: rob2


looked like it had only one tusk.
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I love animals.

But wild hogs- oh hell no.

Those mfkrs are vicious and will eat you from toe to head, literally. They do it slowly so you're still alive for most of it.

Ever hear about the woman in Texas who got mauled by a pack of hogs in her driveway?

Horror movie material.

I think they actually have a big problem with them in some areas (of Texas).

Do not pet or feed them aminals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80621656


That was Javalina's did that in Texas. They are more closely related to rodents than pigs. They look like a pig and have tusks like pig but...a rodent.
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whatever
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Tess.  (OP)

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10/13/2021 01:04 PM

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 Quoting: Wolf 1776


Lol. I've given up asking that question. We're officially living in an Idiocracy.

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