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Less than 7 days until the Rapture

 
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The KJ version is the absolutely most edited, revised, provenly blasphemous version mainstream Christianity uses to date..I think?

Only because of how many people old king James hired to rewrite it all page by page, with dozens of versions of some chapters left to be found by historians.


Perhaps king James wanted people behaving in a specific way back then; perhaps the edits are divinely inspired by God to change wordings of lessons so that people advanced in learning as the times changed. Hmm
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What’s blasphemous in the KJV?
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


That's their way of trying to cast doubt. It's an old trick of Satans but still widely used.
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I would hate to stand before God and explain to him why I thought the book he inspired was blasphemous.

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Christians comfort one another with this - John 11:26 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?
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As foretold earlier this year, according to the KJ version of the Bible, the Rapture is now less than 7 days away. Be prepared. Be ready.
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October 17th/18th.

Strikes again.
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As foretold earlier this year, according to the KJ version of the Bible, the Rapture is now less than 7 days away. Be prepared. Be ready.
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:ohlook:
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A lot of us are ready for it. There have been so many signs.
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Proof? Links? Typical GLP bullshit?
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Verily I will tell you all. This thread carries the News that must get through.
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I hope so I want to go home.
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Me too.
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As foretold earlier this year, according to the KJ version of the Bible, the Rapture is now less than 7 days away. Be prepared. Be ready.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80045613


October 17th/18th.

Strikes again.
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Yeah, that date is getting used a lot on here. Makes me even more certain nothing will happen that day because of GLP effect.
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Y`all need to go to Church.
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As a Christian, and one who has studied the Bible, I find it disturbing how people mock the Rapture. It is coming, as foretold.
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Really? Reconcile these verses.

Joh 11:26  And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

1Th 4:16  For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

Whoever believes in Christ will never die.... since believers in Christ will never die, and we don’t, who WERE the dead in Christ?
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


They just can’t make up their mind what happens after death.
 Quoting: 936432979


Thank God we as believers are taken out of our bodies before death comes. That is the blessed hope for all believers, at least for the ones that understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Only the believers who are still alive, however. Christian cemeteries are full of dead believers who have died.
And if the rapture doesn’t happen in your lifetime you too will have to die.
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Y`all need to go to Church.
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Where did Christ command that? I'm asking because I don't know.

There are so many different teachings doctrines in churches. I'll stick with my faith in Christ for now and sending donations to those Christian societies that help the poor.
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As foretold earlier this year, according to the KJ version of the Bible, the Rapture is now less than 7 days away. Be prepared. Be ready.
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Wrong it's gonna be

:2weeks:
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I just can't get behind the rapture doctrine. Seems kind of arrogant to me. After all in the 2000 years of Christianity, God didn't step into rapture or save even one single martyr from torture and death; including John the Baptist, who was righteous enough in Jesus' eyes to baptize him. But, then now, God is going to step in and save a bunch of Western Christians who have not even yet really tasted persecution for their beliefs.

Seems to me like they think they are more righteous than John the Baptist and all the other Christian martyrs combined.

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As foretold earlier this year, according to the KJ version of the Bible, the Rapture is now less than 7 days away. Be prepared. Be ready.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80045613


How is that possible if no one knows the day or the hour except the Father?
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Day or hour of what?

(Hint: read verse before)
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As foretold earlier this year, according to the KJ version of the Bible, the Rapture is now less than 7 days away. Be prepared. Be ready.
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You are done, dead, and irrelevant.
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I just can't get behind the rapture doctrine. Seems kind of arrogant to me. After all in the 2000 years of Christianity, God didn't step into rapture or save even one single martyr from torture and death; including John the Baptist, who was righteous enough in Jesus' eyes to baptize him. But, then now, God is going to step in and save a bunch of Western Christians who have not even yet really tasted persecution for their beliefs.
 Quoting: themessengernevermatters


Not just westerners, believers all over the world for the simple reason that they are the white horse glorified army. Jesus wants them in his cavalry.
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I just can't get behind the rapture doctrine. Seems kind of arrogant to me. After all in the 2000 years of Christianity, God didn't step into rapture or save even one single martyr from torture and death; including John the Baptist, who was righteous enough in Jesus' eyes to baptize him. But, then now, God is going to step in and save a bunch of Western Christians who have not even yet really tasted persecution for their beliefs.
 Quoting: themessengernevermatters


Not just westerners, believers all over the world for the simple reason that they are the white horse glorified army. Jesus wants them in his cavalry.
 Quoting: Fossy


Still stand by my point. Not to mention the army that comes with Jesus are the martyrs who died. You know the ones that call out for their blood to be avenged. Not living Christians on the ground. But, I get it. No one wants to think their faith will be tested unto death.
“The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, but they keep lying to us, and we keep pretending to believe them.”

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Really? Reconcile these verses.

Joh 11:26  And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

1Th 4:16  For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

Whoever believes in Christ will never die.... since believers in Christ will never die, and we don’t, who WERE the dead in Christ?
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


They just can’t make up their mind what happens after death.
 Quoting: 936432979


Thank God we as believers are taken out of our bodies before death comes. That is the blessed hope for all believers, at least for the ones that understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Only the believers who are still alive, however. Christian cemeteries are full of dead believers who have died.
And if the rapture doesn’t happen in your lifetime you too will have to die.
 Quoting: 936432979


No that’s not true. Jesus said whoever believes in him will never die. We are translated out of this body into our heavenly body and the earthly body dies when the spirit leaves.

Joh 11:26 (KJV) And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

This is very straight forward and easy to understand.

Last Edited by MindWideOpen on 10/10/2021 07:33 PM
Christians comfort one another with this - John 11:26 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?
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I just can't get behind the rapture doctrine. Seems kind of arrogant to me. After all in the 2000 years of Christianity, God didn't step into rapture or save even one single martyr from torture and death; including John the Baptist, who was righteous enough in Jesus' eyes to baptize him. But, then now, God is going to step in and save a bunch of Western Christians who have not even yet really tasted persecution for their beliefs.
 Quoting: themessengernevermatters


Not just westerners, believers all over the world for the simple reason that they are the white horse glorified army. Jesus wants them in his cavalry.
 Quoting: Fossy


Still stand by my point. Not to mention the army that comes with Jesus are the martyrs who died. You know the ones that call out for their blood to be avenged. Not living Christians on the ground. But, I get it. No one wants to think their faith will be tested unto death.
 Quoting: themessengernevermatters


Sounds pretty works based. You also sound really arrogant and self righteous. Not someone Id ever want to know or talk to.
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They just can’t make up their mind what happens after death.
 Quoting: 936432979


Thank God we as believers are taken out of our bodies before death comes. That is the blessed hope for all believers, at least for the ones that understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Only the believers who are still alive, however. Christian cemeteries are full of dead believers who have died.
And if the rapture doesn’t happen in your lifetime you too will have to die.
 Quoting: 936432979


No that’s not true. Jesus said whoever believes the in him will never die. We are translated out of this body into our heavenly body and the earthly body dies when the spirit leaves.

Joh 11:26 (KJV) And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

This is very straight forward and easy to understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Dont bother with that one. He thinks Jesus sacrifice wasnt enough and that you must also sacrifice yourself to earn Gods favor. Just another pharisee.
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Thank God we as believers are taken out of our bodies before death comes. That is the blessed hope for all believers, at least for the ones that understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Only the believers who are still alive, however. Christian cemeteries are full of dead believers who have died.
And if the rapture doesn’t happen in your lifetime you too will have to die.
 Quoting: 936432979


No that’s not true. Jesus said whoever believes the in him will never die. We are translated out of this body into our heavenly body and the earthly body dies when the spirit leaves.

Joh 11:26 (KJV) And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

This is very straight forward and easy to understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Dont bother with that one. He thinks Jesus sacrifice wasnt enough and that you must also sacrifice yourself to earn Gods favor. Just another pharisee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79161227

Yep.
Christians comfort one another with this - John 11:26 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?
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I just can't get behind the rapture doctrine. Seems kind of arrogant to me. After all in the 2000 years of Christianity, God didn't step into rapture or save even one single martyr from torture and death; including John the Baptist, who was righteous enough in Jesus' eyes to baptize him. But, then now, God is going to step in and save a bunch of Western Christians who have not even yet really tasted persecution for their beliefs.
 Quoting: themessengernevermatters


Not just westerners, believers all over the world for the simple reason that they are the white horse glorified army. Jesus wants them in his cavalry.
 Quoting: Fossy


Still stand by my point. Not to mention the army that comes with Jesus are the martyrs who died. You know the ones that call out for their blood to be avenged. Not living Christians on the ground. But, I get it. No one wants to think their faith will be tested unto death.
 Quoting: themessengernevermatters


Sounds pretty works based. You also sound really arrogant and self righteous. Not someone Id ever want to know or talk to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79161227


Arrogant, because I simply don't believe anyone is going to get pulled out when the SHTF? What ever. You seem real arrogant yourself.

Last Edited by themessengernevermatters on 10/10/2021 07:51 PM
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I just can't get behind the rapture doctrine. Seems kind of arrogant to me. After all in the 2000 years of Christianity, God didn't step into rapture or save even one single martyr from torture and death; including John the Baptist, who was righteous enough in Jesus' eyes to baptize him. But, then now, God is going to step in and save a bunch of Western Christians who have not even yet really tasted persecution for their beliefs.
 Quoting: themessengernevermatters


Not just westerners, believers all over the world for the simple reason that they are the white horse glorified army. Jesus wants them in his cavalry.
 Quoting: Fossy


Still stand by my point. Not to mention the army that comes with Jesus are the martyrs who died. You know the ones that call out for their blood to be avenged. Not living Christians on the ground. But, I get it. No one wants to think their faith will be tested unto death.
 Quoting: themessengernevermatters



The army are the righteous that are redeemed from among the nations. The horses are a gift from the Father and they ride with Jesus. Not only the martyrs.

Whatever happens. I will stand fast. Like the Saints that went before in grisly ways, Jesus will be with me too. I have faith in that. I’m not afraid, I’m defiant. Keep insulting me for my faith. I will respond with kindness and will earn a bit of heavenly treasure for every insult you throw at me. My Faith is stronger than your derision.
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As foretold earlier this year, according to the KJ version of the Bible, the Rapture is now less than 7 days away. Be prepared. Be ready.
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I hope so

but I don't believe you.

It's not according to The Bible

but according to some man.

Who? Why?

Verse?

hmm
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everything you say is according to a man, so forget you right
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They just can’t make up their mind what happens after death.
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Thank God we as believers are taken out of our bodies before death comes. That is the blessed hope for all believers, at least for the ones that understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Only the believers who are still alive, however. Christian cemeteries are full of dead believers who have died.
And if the rapture doesn’t happen in your lifetime you too will have to die.
 Quoting: 936432979


No that’s not true. Jesus said whoever believes in him will never die. We are translated out of this body into our heavenly body and the earthly body dies when the spirit leaves.

Joh 11:26 (KJV) And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

This is very straight forward and easy to understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Yes, I believe everyone’s spirit or soul lives on in the heavens after the body dies.
But Christians, many of them believe the body/soul lies dead in the cemetery until Jesus returns and resurrects them back to life. That is why they long for the Rapture, so they don’t ever have to be dead/dead.
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Personally I long for the gathering up to Jesus because I want to be with Jesus. I think most believers do. Whatever it takes though.
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As foretold earlier this year, according to the KJ version of the Bible, the Rapture is now less than 7 days away. Be prepared. Be ready.
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Nice to know that you know since the Son of God doesn't even know.

Mark 13:32
"So ye in like manner, when ye shall see these things come to pass, know that it is nigh, even at the doors. 30Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done. 31Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away. 32But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. 33Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is. 34For the Son of man is as a man taking a far journey, who left his house, and gave authority to his servants, and to every man his work, and commanded the porter to watch. 35Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh, at even, or at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning:"
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Why doesn't the Son of God know?

I don't even know what I will eat tomorrow.

God might know.

I never know when I'll pull the trigger on another cheese sandwich.

But I would be happy to send a sign.
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Well this was fun! Lol

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Thank God we as believers are taken out of our bodies before death comes. That is the blessed hope for all believers, at least for the ones that understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Only the believers who are still alive, however. Christian cemeteries are full of dead believers who have died.
And if the rapture doesn’t happen in your lifetime you too will have to die.
 Quoting: 936432979


No that’s not true. Jesus said whoever believes in him will never die. We are translated out of this body into our heavenly body and the earthly body dies when the spirit leaves.

Joh 11:26 (KJV) And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

This is very straight forward and easy to understand.
 Quoting: MindWideOpen


Yes, I believe everyone’s spirit or soul lives on in the heavens after the body dies.
But Christians, many of them believe the body/soul lies dead in the cemetery until Jesus returns and resurrects them back to life. That is why they long for the Rapture, so they don’t ever have to be dead/dead.
 Quoting: 936432979

Yes but bodily resurrection is another fallacy. Take a look at what Paul says about the resurrection. Read the verses and figure what “it” is. He’s tells you what it is in verse 45.

1Co 15:42  So also is the resurrection of the dead. It is sown in corruption; it is raised in incorruption:
1Co 15:43  It is sown in dishonour; it is raised in glory: it is sown in weakness; it is raised in power:
1Co 15:44  It is sown a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body. There is a natural body, and there is a spiritual body.
1Co 15:45  And so it is written, The first man Adam was made a living soul; the last Adam was made a quickening spirit.
Christians comfort one another with this - John 11:26 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?





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