Chat room 3

Cat fishing embarrassingly i had to look it up ffs.

I am only an expert on "Dog fishing".

I woke up one night after a [particularly heavy drinking session in a single Bed, with a clinically obese woman who had me in a head lock pinned to a wall.

I thought i had died and gone to Hell for real.

I managed to extract myself, and she was still snoring like a Pig.

I was congratulating myself in my Head-on an extraction well done. Then I picked up my Pants to sneak out and dropped all my loose change on the Wood Floor. I can still hear that noise.

I roused the Beast.

"Where the fuck you going she said ?"

"Just going to get a drink i said"

I ran up the Road never looked back.

You were a wild Mare last night Fossy, I'll never forget the time we shared.

I’m not drinking rum tonight.

I've got a bottle of prosecco scheduled for tonight.

Heehee! I think I got kinda wasted last night, your turn!