Stock Brokers and Traders instructed to take Sledge Hammers to Work today....

I know it may not seem funny to some, but this is a simple truth that we need to remember...

The windows on Wall Street do not open, to prevent people flinging themselves to their deaths.

So, a solid chair should break the window out and a sledge hammer and a little work will take out almost any commercial window fast!

But please, brokers, traders....

Do not think that just because you lost everything that this makes killing your family all right!

You can always go to work on a farm, pick up cans or sell yourself on the street to provide for them! Killing them because this happened now is not the answer. (I am kidding about selling yourself on the street! I am just pointing out their are always other options.)

If you are free and single, may I suggest the military?

It is a good way to buy some time!

Don't give up!

If you are an evil top money man however, that has brought this down on us all by being, well, evil...

Then you should guess what the sledge hammers are for, your head! I suggest running. Far and fast.