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Wharf Rat Offer Upgrade User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Random Thots If buffaloes are so big, how come buffalo wings are so small? ~Wharf Rat

muckuh User ID: 75524480 United States 09/28/2021 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots IF A MAN AN A HAFF CAN JACK HIZSEFF EVERY HOUR AN UH HAFF FOR A DAY AN UH HAFF... HE'D GET TIRED. muckuh
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots When life gives you lemons make lemonade... ...then throw that lemonade in the face of the guy who gave you the lemons until he gives you the oranges you asked for in the first place --- Phil Hartman (RIP) Last Edited by Wharf Rat on 10/01/2021 09:40 PM ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots IF A MAN AN A HAFF CAN JACK HIZSEFF EVERY HOUR AN UH HAFF FOR A DAY AN UH HAFF... HE'D GET TIRED. Quoting: muckuh Sup Coach!!! Always good to see you, my friend :) ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots I think I saw Rihanna in the supermarket the other day. And lemme tell you, she was looking foine! I was going to hit on her too, but apparently Chris Brown beat me to it --- a Wharf Rat original bad joke ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do ~Wharf Rat

Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots *The secret to life? Enjoy every sandwich* --- Warren Zevon ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots When you find your back is up against the wall? That's the time to turn around and fight ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots The worst day fishing is better than the best day working ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots My dad: Nobody's perfect Also my dad: Practice makes perfect (Miss you and love you, Dad --Wharf Rat) ~Wharf Rat

Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in --Godfather II ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots You know why they call it the American Dream? Because you gotta be asleep to believe it --- George Carlin (RIP) ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots AOC claims to be a vegetarian... But I think she's full of bologna ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots "Life is what happens after you make plans" --- (attributed to Various, including John Lennon) ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Anything worth doing, is worth doing right (Took me a long time to understand this, but there's a lot of truth to this expression... this 'random thot' ;) ~Wharf Rat

Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Beatles > Rolling Stones What you wanna fight about it? Hold my beerz ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Yeah yeah, three airplanes. Three more airplanes. I got this, bro ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots How come they don't make airplanes out of airplane food? Shit's virtually indestructible ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots The campfire's getting low. Can you bring me some wood? ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots "...so I said: no not a Weisberg, an iceberg!" (--- ending to a bad Wharf Rat Titanic joke) ~Wharf Rat

Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots It's better to burn out than to fade away ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots "The definition of art? A dog on Neil Young's porch." -- Graham Nash (For context and full disclosure: Neil Young used to have a dog named Art in the early 1970s) ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Love is just a four-letter word -- (Bob Dylan) ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots I would never join a club that would have me as a member -- Groucho Marx ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/28/2021 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots My mother does not have "ginormous" boobs. That's chest a rumor... ~Wharf Rat

7.62 User ID: 80928865 United States 09/28/2021 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Today's meeting of the Procrastinators Society has been moved to Tomorrow...... “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?” – “Who guards the guardians?”
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80377409 United States 09/28/2021 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots If buffaloes are so big, how come buffalo wings are so small? Quoting: Wharf Rat Good question!
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/30/2021 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots There's a sucker born every minute --- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ~Wharf Rat
Wharf Rat (OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/30/2021 02:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Crime fighters fight crime Fire fighters fight fires ...so, what do Freedom fighters fight? --- George Carlin (RIP) ~Wharf Rat
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70663772 United States 09/30/2021 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Random Thots Is it us that's the ouroboros, or are the ouroborii our alibi?
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