Motherfucker is in some 15' camper. Not exactly a fucking spiderhole in the middle of nowhere. By now he's run outta beer, can't stream porn, and he has no more Cheetos.

That little bitch is gonna surface shoon just so he can go to prison and get that shit he's missing.

He's no fucking survivalist. Fuck. Had to have his parents drive him out to wherever the fuck he's holed up.

Sounds like bumblefuck shitheads trying to find him, too. Durrr he's aroun' here someplace right?