F B I kidnapped the crazy rich girl on vacation, tells the boyfriend not to say anything or he and his family would be (fill in the blank) he runs home and hires a lawyer...

News stories galore, CNN is all over the "case".

Meanwhile, hundreds of people go missing every day but nobody notices because - mandates -, elections get - redirected - and tens of thousands of other countries citizens are replacing those born and raised here.

This doesn't explain her family's odd response to her 'missing' though. I must be missing something captain obvious, as usual.