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100% of people Vaccinated - New Stats

 
The_Meridian
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100% of people Vaccinated - New Stats
An observational study conducted at a local shopping market concluded that 100% of American citizens are Vaccinated for Covid.

Observers witnessed 100 out of 100 people going about their business at the market while signs were clearly in place noting Masks were mandatory for non-vaxed.

"Clearly we have a fully Vaccinated Population," claims expert. "We can truly all just move on now and get back to the regular, non-covid destruction of America."

A similar study conducted in the parking lot failed to locate any piles of dead or dying Covid patients that would indicate a Global Pandemic of such epic proportions as to suggest a need for mandatory Vaccinations.

"We found one person on the ground, moaning," said a researcher, "However, that person was passing a kidney stone."

Unfortunately, a follow up call to the Kidney Stone patient revealed that he died in the hospital on a Ventilator after being tested Positive for Covid on the third try.

"We finally got him!" said a Lab Technician. We spun that thing so hard and fast God himself tested positive for Covid."
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09/17/2021 03:39 PM
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Re: 100% of people Vaccinated - New Stats
lmao Sure...
But if he can convince grampa Joe maybe we can finally get this stupid episode of fuckery behind us.
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09/17/2021 03:48 PM
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Re: 100% of people Vaccinated - New Stats
Nothing to be proud of satinists
So
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09/17/2021 04:03 PM

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Re: 100% of people Vaccinated - New Stats
Nothing to be proud of satinists
 Quoting: Crater


lol, this guy...eh?
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09/17/2021 04:11 PM
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Nothing to be proud of satinists
 Quoting: Crater


lol, this guy...eh?
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Pay it no mind, it's just a crater.yawn
You know how THEY are.

bump
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Nothing to be proud of satinists
 Quoting: Crater


Hey! I like satin! But... I'm not proud of it.
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Re: 100% of people Vaccinated - New Stats
An observational study conducted at a local shopping market concluded that 100% of American citizens are Vaccinated for Covid.

Observers witnessed 100 out of 100 people going about their business at the market while signs were clearly in place noting Masks were mandatory for non-vaxed.

"Clearly we have a fully Vaccinated Population," claims expert. "We can truly all just move on now and get back to the regular, non-covid destruction of America."

A similar study conducted in the parking lot failed to locate any piles of dead or dying Covid patients that would indicate a Global Pandemic of such epic proportions as to suggest a need for mandatory Vaccinations.

"We found one person on the ground, moaning," said a researcher, "However, that person was passing a kidney stone."

Unfortunately, a follow up call to the Kidney Stone patient revealed that he died in the hospital on a Ventilator after being tested Positive for Covid on the third try.

"We finally got him!" said a Lab Technician. We spun that thing so hard and fast God himself tested positive for Covid."
 Quoting: The_Meridian


try again in 2 winters ..
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09/17/2021 04:28 PM

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Nothing to be proud of satinists
 Quoting: Crater


Hey! I like satin! But... I'm not proud of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80885139


Satin is silky and smooth, what's not to love?
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"We've been gaslighted a thousand different ways, and we're going to get gaslighted" -Dr. Daniel
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Re: 100% of people Vaccinated - New Stats
try again in 2 winters ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80871104


The only two Winters I know is Ariel's.
(B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk

"Follow your heart, your intuition...it will lead you in the right direction." -Jewel Kilcher

"We've been gaslighted a thousand different ways, and we're going to get gaslighted" -Dr. Daniel





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