An observational study conducted at a local shopping market concluded that 100% of American citizens are Vaccinated for Covid.

Observers witnessed 100 out of 100 people going about their business at the market while signs were clearly in place noting Masks were mandatory for non-vaxed.

"Clearly we have a fully Vaccinated Population," claims expert. "We can truly all just move on now and get back to the regular, non-covid destruction of America."

A similar study conducted in the parking lot failed to locate any piles of dead or dying Covid patients that would indicate a Global Pandemic of such epic proportions as to suggest a need for mandatory Vaccinations.

"We found one person on the ground, moaning," said a researcher, "However, that person was passing a kidney stone."

Unfortunately, a follow up call to the Kidney Stone patient revealed that he died in the hospital on a Ventilator after being tested Positive for Covid on the third try.

"We finally got him!" said a Lab Technician. We spun that thing so hard and fast God himself tested positive for Covid."