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I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"

 
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I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Bribes.

Money talks and nurses party.

If bribe not taken, I simply walk and try again.

How much removes the possibility of a "No"?

500?

Last Edited by The_Meridian on 09/10/2021 12:31 PM
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Certainly can't hurt to try!

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It will be money well spent!...imo

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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Bribes.

Money talks and nurses party.

If bribe not taken, I simply walk and try again.

How much removes the possibility of a "No"?

500?
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Be careful of snitches, you might not be able to walk but end up in jail then disappeared during a "transfer". I sure wouldn't try it at CVS or Walgreens more snitches there than Nazi Germany.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Bribes.

Money talks and nurses party.

If bribe not taken, I simply walk and try again.

How much removes the possibility of a "No"?

500?
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Nope. You need to stand ON your morals. We need you on this side. You are setting yourself for failure down the road
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Bribes.

Money talks and nurses party.

If bribe not taken, I simply walk and try again.

How much removes the possibility of a "No"?

500?
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Be careful of snitches, you might not be able to walk but end up in jail then disappeared during a "transfer". I sure wouldn't try it at CVS or Walgreens more snitches there than Nazi Germany.
 Quoting: Fake Vaccine Passport


I was actually thinking about trying to find a travelling nurse to come to the house to "administer" the shot.

I wonder if that's possible? Must be an option for some?
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Bribes.

Money talks and nurses party.

If bribe not taken, I simply walk and try again.

How much removes the possibility of a "No"?

500?
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Nope. You need to stand ON your morals. We need you on this side. You are setting yourself for failure down the road
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I appreciate that y'all need me, but before you guys I do need to figure out how best to take care of my family including 3 young children.

Schindler rode the fence and helped out a bunch. The world needs Schindlers as much as they need Rambos and Gandhis.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Once your a known vaccinated entity on paper you will not be considered HUMAN . So , basically human RIGHTS no longer apply to you when the send your ass of to Gulag .

Total Catch 22 here .

Stand with the Rightous MEN and atleast have a spine about this .

We outnumber the vaccinated 10 to 1 .

This is ETHNIC CLEANSING of Whites - Straight Up !

America will be at it's Weakest this Winter since it's Founding .

Pissed of military and patriots will win the day .

You think Native American indians are just sitting around ?

They have used that Casino money to Arm themselves to the TEETH for the last 30 years !!!!!

We have Allies !
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Once your a known vaccinated entity on paper you will not be considered HUMAN . So , basically human RIGHTS no longer apply to you when the send your ass of to Gulag .

Total Catch 22 here .

Stand with the Rightous MEN and atleast have a spine about this .

We outnumber the vaccinated 10 to 1 .

This is ETHNIC CLEANSING of Whites - Straight Up !

America will be at it's Weakest this Winter since it's Founding .

Pissed of military and patriots will win the day .

You think Native American indians are just sitting around ?

They have used that Casino money to Arm themselves to the TEETH for the last 30 years !!!!!

We have Allies !
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Bribes.

Money talks and nurses party.

If bribe not taken, I simply walk and try again.

How much removes the possibility of a "No"?

500?
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Nope. You need to stand ON your morals. We need you on this side. You are setting yourself for failure down the road
 Quoting: PapaLung


I appreciate that y'all need me, but before you guys I do need to figure out how best to take care of my family including 3 young children.

Schindler rode the fence and helped out a bunch. The world needs Schindlers as much as they need Rambos and Gandhis.
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In all seriousness I applaud your thinking but I would not do it. You could end up in jail and that would be the worst thing that could happen to those 3 children. Trust me I'm on your side in saying this unless you know a nurse personally that you can absolutely trust I would not attempt it but ultimately it's up to you.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
before you do please reuse a mask as a comdom It safe and effective!
And for you taken it in the ass

After the lie of it's fully approved.
Approved but you can not get it!!!!
COMIRNATY is not the same as the EUA experimental that you will get jabbed with!


VACCINE INFORMATION FACT SHEET FOR RECIPIENTS AND CAREGIVERS
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VACCINE INFORMATION FACT SHEET FOR RECIPIENTS AND CAREGIVERS
ABOUT COMIRNATY (COVID-19 VACCINE, mRNA)
AND PFIZER-BIONTECH COVID-19 VACCINE

You are being offered either COMIRNATY (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA) or the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine

This Vaccine Information Fact Sheet for Recipients and Caregivers comprises the Fact Sheet for the authorized Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine and also includes information about the FDA-licensed vaccine, COMIRNATY (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA).
The FDA-approved COMIRNATY (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA) and the FDA-authorized Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine under Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) have the same formulation and can be used interchangeably
to provide the COVID-19 vaccination series.[1]

COMIRNATY (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA) is an FDA-approved COVID-19 vaccine made by Pfizer for BioNTech.
• It is approved as a 2-dose series for prevention of COVID-19 in individuals 16 years of age and older.
• It is also authorized under EUA to be administered to:
o prevent COVID-19 in individuals 12 through 15 years, and
o provide a third dose to individuals 12 years of age and older who have been determined to have certain kinds of immunocompromise.
The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine has received EUA from FDA.

[1] The licensed vaccine has the same formulation as the EUA-authorized vaccine and the products can be used interchangeably to provide the vaccination series without presenting any safety or effectiveness concerns. The products are legally distinct with certain differences that do not impact safety or effectiveness. Then way are they legally distinct.



Letter from Senator Ron Johnson to the fda
8/26/21
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He asks them to clarify legally distinct and points out it is not available in the USA!

On August 23, 2021, the FDA reissued the Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) for the PfizerBioNTech COVID-19 vaccine.1
This vaccine is currently available and used in the United States. At the same time, the FDA announced its approval of the biologics license application submitted by BioNTech Manufacturing GmbH for Comirnaty (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA) against COVID-19 for individuals 16 years of age and older.

2 According to the FDA, “there is not sufficient approved vaccine [Comirnaty] available for distribution” in the U.S. You can not get it!!!!

3 In the letter that reissued the EUA for the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine, the FDA stated that Comirnaty and the fizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccines are “legally distinct with certain differences that do not impact safety or effectiveness.”

4 That statement, together with the fact that the
FDA issued two distinct letters – one extending the EUA for the vaccine used in the U.S. and the other
granting the FDA approval of the Comirnaty vaccine used in Europe and other countries – has caused a great deal of confusion.


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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Are you saying you’re going to bribe the nurse to shove a needle up your ass, hitting your prostate, which will trigger you to spill your sauce on to the floor?

Jeez, man. Just get a hooker.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Are you saying you’re going to bribe the nurse to shove a needle up your ass, hitting your prostate, which will trigger you to spill your sauce on to the floor?

Jeez, man. Just get a hooker.
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Why can't I do both?
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
They are not all nurses giving shots. Some of the individuals I have seen giving them on the news look like homeless people. Probably take $50 bucks.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
They are not all nurses giving shots. Some of the individuals I have seen giving them on the news look like homeless people. Probably take $50 bucks.
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50 is a maybe

500 is a yes
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Bribes.

Money talks and nurses party.

If bribe not taken, I simply walk and try again.

How much removes the possibility of a "No"?

500?
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Nope. You need to stand ON your morals. We need you on this side. You are setting yourself for failure down the road
 Quoting: PapaLung


I appreciate that y'all need me, but before you guys I do need to figure out how best to take care of my family including 3 young children.

Schindler rode the fence and helped out a bunch. The world needs Schindlers as much as they need Rambos and Gandhis.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


In all seriousness I applaud your thinking but I would not do it. You could end up in jail and that would be the worst thing that could happen to those 3 children. Trust me I'm on your side in saying this unless you know a nurse personally that you can absolutely trust I would not attempt it but ultimately it's up to you.
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True. Jail time is real. Just stand for your own principles. Children don’t need that much. Some food some clothing and a roof over their heads. What they do need is a lot of love. That’s it. Not tons of toys and a huge house and expensive vacations. Get a small place and they can share a room. Downsize. Move to the country. Homeschool.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
This is my plan, too. In times such as these, it's ironic how people being complete and total pieces of shit is both the cause and the cure.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
$1000 is the minimum I'd offer. This would cause him/her to really pause and think about it. Have it in your pocket to hand over as soon as you see the card signed.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Just take the shot from the nurse and administer to them yourself.
If they have more shots left over use those on them after your shot.

Think of all the children you would save by doing so.
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$1000 is the minimum I'd offer. This would cause him/her to really pause and think about it. Have it in your pocket to hand over as soon as you see the card signed.
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Yes, it used to 500 but 1000 really talks when you make 15-16 dollars an hour.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
You'd probably be okay offering $200. Bring $500 just in case.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Take your money and buy an AR-15 and a crate of ammo and tell the government to go fuck itself.
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
“They” have thought of that.
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you gonna pay big money for each required booster shot in the future, also?
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Bribes.

Money talks and nurses party.

If bribe not taken, I simply walk and try again.

How much removes the possibility of a "No"?

500?
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how a about the second and the third....the 4th and 5th, 6th, 7th
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Re: I am prepared to bribe the Jab nurse to trigger the sauce on to the floor and check the box that says "Jabbed"
Are you saying you’re going to bribe the nurse to shove a needle up your ass, hitting your prostate, which will trigger you to spill your sauce on to the floor?

Jeez, man. Just get a hooker.
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Why can't I do both?
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Take your money and buy an AR-15 and a crate of ammo and tell the government to go fuck itself.
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