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Jesus, somebody make this stop!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Popcorn (sic) was a hell of a guy...
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They have been
Spreading mental illness for thousands of years by sucking baby cock and spreading herpes. Won't be stopping anytime soon.
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And imagine, 94 twisty clouds, formerly known as tornadoes, since 1950...

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"Looks like a tornado. They don't call em that anymore."

Can we put Dear Leader in a rest home?

This is just sad.
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They kept him pumped up with steroids and amphetamines during the campaign.

But now, you are seeing the aftereffects.
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You just got 7 more years til the next Democrat takes office so hang in there. You might like the next one more.
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“The members of Congress know, from their colleagues in Congress that, uh, you know, the, looks like a tornado, they don't call them that anymore, that hit the crops and wetlands in the middle of the country, in Iowa and Nevada.”


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blink
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I call them big ol' twisters a dippty doo.
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Your country has been conquered.
Metatron The Fiery Archangel
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What these piece of shit soulless beasts of the earth J..s gotta do with my Lord Jesus?.

Now you know why they are irate, cuz I Elijah had clarified nothing but the truth of God!.

That these piece of shit J..s are soulless beasts of the earth with seven batshit crazy unclean spirits partying inside for the Spirits of the Evil Ones in power!.

And Jesus said to him: “Let the dead [soulless beast of the earth] bury their dead [soulless beast of the earth]. But you [Elijah the prophet] go and announce the kingdom of God.” - Luke 9:60


Then, in the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberius Caesar, Pontius [Mike Pence] Pilate being procurator of Judea, and Herod tetrarch of Galilee, and his brother Philip tetrarch of Ituraea and of the region of Trachonitis, and Lysanias tetrarch of Abilene,

under the high priests Annas and Caiaphas: the word of the Lord came to John [the Baptist], the son of Zechariah, in the wilderness.

And he went into the entire region of the Jordan, preaching a baptism of repentance for the remission of sins,

just as it has been written in the book of the sermons of the prophet Isaiah: “The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: Prepare the way of the Lord. Make straight his paths.

Every valley shall be filled, and every mountain and hill shall be brought low. And what is crooked shall be made straight. And the rough paths shall be made into level ways.

And all flesh shall see the salvation of God.”

Therefore, he said to the crowd that went out in order to be baptized by him: “You progeny of vipers! Who told you to flee from the approaching wrath?

So then, produce fruits worthy of repentance. And do not begin to say, ‘We have Abraham as our father.’ For I tell you that God has the power to raise up sons to Abraham from these stones.

For even now the axe has been placed at the root of the trees. Therefore, every tree that does not produce good fruit shall be cut down and cast into the fire.” - Lord Jesus in Luke 3:1-9


Bring it on!, for they hisses amd matters as progeny of vipers!.

April 2022 shall be the day the mankind shall trembled in fear!.

And be very sure that Prince Charles and Prince William are soulless beasts of the earth J..s!.

For this is a lesson for a the world to learn that this senile Queen of Sodom & Gomorrah II had been cutting roots with the out of controlled breeding broods of soulless beasts of the earth and progeny of vipers!.

And a lesson for all to see that Prince Philip is the sons of men, who had lost his right to become Son of Man for he had displeased Almighty God with the out of controlled breeding of soulless beasts of the earth.

And be sure that all the J..s and Arabs are his and her descendants.

And when these pliece of shits in power said "The Queen is a descendants of Muhammad".

Just say to them "Yes we know, for you are senile haughty unclean spirit and shall be shafted stright into Gehenna fire!"

And when these piece of shits said to you "We are descendants of Abraham."

Just say to them "Abraham had sinned and had been tried, and had repent and reproved, for Abraham had become friend with Almighty God, unlike you sinners who did not repent nor reproved!."

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The sad part is that he is so far gone mentally that he actually believes he was legally elected and is the most beloved POTUS ever. I wonder how much hush money Jill was given to go along with it, knowing her spouse would be the laughing stock of the world?
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forget the name Jesus it all means nothing and in the end it equals 0
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“The members of Congress know, from their colleagues in Congress that, uh, you know, the, looks like a tornado, they don't call them that anymore, that hit the crops and wetlands in the middle of the country, in Iowa and Nevada.”


wtf
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It's something about tomatoes.
I think.
Bringing them in.
...
It makes sense in his native Mandarin.

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That was such an odd thing to say it was obviously comms. Fuckin normies on this site man
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80 million votes

laugh
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The most popular president in u.s. history
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Chris Farley was pretty popular too.
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A reminder that it was Biden who did changed Son of Man founding father constitutional right as Attorney General installed by Poppy Bush.

These evil piece of shit sons of men had taken out righteousness and installed Creator.

But Creator beings are Lords and Archangels who are also in charge of soulless beasts of the earth for they are fatherless.

And here the original founding father declaration of independence constitutional rights:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that they are endowed with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, righteousness, and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among men, deriving their powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of Government becomes destructive of those ends, it is the right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government.

Yet truly all these unrighteousness piece of shits in power are worthy of death, for they are perishing with Azazel [G H.W 'King Akhenaten, Nebuchadnezzar & Herod' Bush] the angels of perdition!.

And you think Pelosi is daughter of man?, nay she is also daughter of men.

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Everyone who believes that Jesus is the Christ is born of God. And everyone who loves the father loves his child from him.

We know that we love the children of God, when we love and obey his commands.

For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

For whatsoever is born of God overcomes the world, and this is the victory that overcomes the world, our faith.

Who is it that overcomes the world, but he believes that Jesus is the Son of God?.

This is he that came by water and blood, even Jesus Christ; not with the water only, but by water and blood. It is the Spirit who testifies that is the truth.

For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

And there are three that bear witness, the Spirit, the water and the blood, and these three agree.

If the testimony of men, the testimony of God is greater for the witness of God which he has testified about his Son.

He that believeth on the Son of God, hath the testimony of God in himself. He believes that a liar, because he has not believed the testimony that God gave His Son.

This is the testimony that has given us eternal life. And this life is in His Son.

He that hath the Son, hath the life; he who does not have God's Son does not have life.

These things write I unto you: that ye may know that ye have eternal life who believe on the name of the Son of God.

This is the confidence we have in him, that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.

And we know that he hears us, whatever we ask, we know that we have what we asked of him.

If any man see his brother sin a sin which is not unto death, he shall ask, and God will give him life for them that sin not unto death. There is a sin unto death: not concerning this do I say that he shall pray for it.

All wrongdoing is sin, and sin is death.

We know that everyone who is born of God does not sin, but God protects them, and the evil one can not touch them.

We know that we are of God are we, and the whole world lieth in the wicked one.

And if we know that the Son of God is come, and hath given us an understanding, that we may know the true God, and may be in his true Son. This is the true God and eternal life.

Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen. - 1 John 5:1-21 Vulgate Bible


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I have written to you, fathers, because ye have known him that is from the beginning. I have written to you, young men, because ye have overcome the wicked one.

I write unto you, little children, because ye have known the Father. I am writing to you young people, because you are strong, and the word of God in you to overcome evil.

Do not love the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the charity of the Father is not in him.

For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

The world and all its desire is passing away. But he that doeth the will of God, abideth for ever.

Dear Children, it is the last hour, and have heard that [Lord Jesus] the [Great] Antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists; we know that it is the last time.

They went out of us, but they were not of us, for if they had been of us, they would have continued with us: but that they might be made manifest that they all are not of us.

Yet you have the anointing of the Holy One, and you know all thing.

I have not written unto you because you know not the truth, but because you know it, and because no lie is of the truth.

Who is a liar but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the Antichrist, who denies the Father and the Son.

That every one who is denying the Son, neither hath the Father also. He who confesses the Son has the Father also.

As for you, let what you have heard from the beginning shall remain in you, if you have heard from the beginning, shall abide in the Son and in the Father.

And this is what he promised us, even eternal life. - 1 John 2:13-25
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You crazy fool life chews you up and spits you out and you just bend over spread your cheeks wide open say can I have some more please
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:epiclol-8bit:
AxX

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I think he's channeling the Zetas again of the "Aftertime".
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OMG. LOL

This made me laugh.

Y'know... the brain acting as a radio receiver and his brain, the way it is, could just very well be "tuned in" to the future pole-shifts when Nevada DOES get wetlands...

But oh no! Apparently, there will be tornados that rip through it, although we don't call them that anymore...

What DO we call tornados in the future, Joe??
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