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Porn is pretty bad for you but there's nothing wrong with masturbation. You think if God exists he would give a shit about his own creatures that he created with these bodily functions relieving their tensions? Fuck no
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Yes, this is a test because we failed previously.

If you could wank without lust, then I might consider your argument, but I don't think that likely.

Porn and beating off is a massive trap by the enemy of your soul. Sexual immorality is their most powerful weapon.

People who mock that are the ones who can't stop beating off or watching porn, but take "God" out of it, it really is kinda lame if you beat off all the time and watch porn. Its fairly high up on the cheesy scale.
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Here's a question for you... are you able to make love to your significant other without ANY degree of lust? if so, how do you distinguish the lust from love in actually doing IT? is it the love that gets it up for you or something else? lol you people are funny. fooled into being afraid of your own God given sexuality.. just one of many aspects of being in this physical body temporarily. Ok back to your lake of fire fear porn religions. I'll just hang back and observe the comical insanity
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lol I have zero lust for my SO, try another angle?
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Sure about that? So it's the "LOVE" that gets you hard then? lol hmmm something tells me there is more to it than that. Perhaps the terminology of lust and love are simply inadequate words to describe sexuality in general and yet, they are constantly bandied about as the only two options for what is going on when we are physically stimulated in that area. I think it is a very one dimensional way of trying to describe our sexuality here... that dimension mostly being from an indoctrinated system that slaps labels on everything and calls it good. What if lust, love or whatever that "stimulation" is is simply energies no more no less?
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Masturbation!

Stress relief...
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I think that’s awesome. Harness your strength.

You’ll appreciate real women so much more.
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If he could get a real woman he wouldnt be spankin so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67904014


I am married, with children, and am 49 years old.

I'm no longer interested in "Real Women" with the exception of needing models for photography.

Actual Sex was retired for me some time ago.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


I'm married mid 50s with children and I think masturbation is fine!

Being married for a quarter century means the only regular action that I get is self pleasuring.

Sorry, go hide behind some 2000 year old book rewritten by power hungry controlling men if you want.

I'm not taking 2000 year old advice from anyone, sorry you do you and I'll do me. Literally.
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This is a good thread. 5 starred. I am trying to quit this evil too. If we are all one and made in the image of god then women are us too. Stop fucking "yourself" please. We are all Gods children.
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This is a good thread. 5 starred. I am trying to quit this evil too. If we are all one and made in the image of god then women are us too. Stop fucking "yourself" please. We are all Gods children.
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Avoid porn people, rots you from the inside.
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Avoid porn people, rots you from the inside.
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go away tard tard
no one likes you barney the freak. I'll say this, you religitard folks? you have a VERY rude awakening coming. It's not that you are all wrong, but you are very mistaken about many things... try to keep an open mind.. or don't and get steam rolled when your belief system gets utterly annihilated.
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Avoid porn people, rots you from the inside.
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go away tard tard
no one likes you barney the freak. I'll say this, you religitard folks? you have a VERY rude awakening coming. It's not that you are all wrong, but you are very mistaken about many things... try to keep an open mind.. or don't and get steam rolled when your belief system gets utterly annihilated.
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Not a religitard. It's called common sense.
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Avoid porn people, rots you from the inside.
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Send this video to anyone you know that may have a porn addiction... help them to unlearn what they have learned. This is the #1 video that will get them to stop watching porn for good. Best of luck to you all! Godspeed yall!

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
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This thread always attracts NPC swine.
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Avoid porn people, rots you from the inside.
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go away tard tard
no one likes you barney the freak. I'll say this, you religitard folks? you have a VERY rude awakening coming. It's not that you are all wrong, but you are very mistaken about many things... try to keep an open mind.. or don't and get steam rolled when your belief system gets utterly annihilated.
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Not a religitard. It's called common sense.
 Quoting: Protoi777


no. just no. no it really isn't lol. but I get it. porn isn't ideal perhaps not the healthiest outlet sure, but your views are skkkewed pretty badly dude. watch this video and it will teach you all you need to know about how to stop being so dumb [link to youtu.be (secure)]
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This thread always attracts NPC swine.
 Quoting: Protoi777


JUDGE NOT. remember that one? Careful, your Giant overly inflated EGO is showing lol why oh why am I not surprised. your kind always has an overly inflated one that ironically you pretend you've completely overcome! how ironic.
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This thread always attracts NPC swine.
 Quoting: Protoi777


JUDGE NOT. remember that one? Careful, your Giant overly inflated EGO is showing lol why oh why am I not surprised. your kind always has an overly inflated one that ironically you pretend you've completely overcome! how ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


I do not follow flawed bibles written by men. I follow the holy spirit and IT tells me porn is demonic.
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Avoid porn people, rots you from the inside.
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go away tard tard
no one likes you barney the freak. I'll say this, you religitard folks? you have a VERY rude awakening coming. It's not that you are all wrong, but you are very mistaken about many things... try to keep an open mind.. or don't and get steam rolled when your belief system gets utterly annihilated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


Not a religitard. It's called common sense.
 Quoting: Protoi777


no. just no. no it really isn't lol. but I get it. porn isn't ideal perhaps not the healthiest outlet sure, but your views are skkkewed pretty badly dude. watch this video and it will teach you all you need to know about how to stop being so dumb [link to youtu.be (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


I like Barney because he offends easily offended people like you for some reason, haha.

Go watch your porn its your choice, fall deeper into the depths of depravity. Soon naked women just wont cut it for you. Probably see you on TV sometime soon.


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Can I have random sex with my wife? Or is that a sin too?
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Can I have random sex with my wife? Or is that a sin too?
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According to the law every discharge required a sin offering and also includes specifically intercourse with, your wife.
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go away tard tard
no one likes you barney the freak. I'll say this, you religitard folks? you have a VERY rude awakening coming. It's not that you are all wrong, but you are very mistaken about many things... try to keep an open mind.. or don't and get steam rolled when your belief system gets utterly annihilated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


Not a religitard. It's called common sense.
 Quoting: Protoi777


no. just no. no it really isn't lol. but I get it. porn isn't ideal perhaps not the healthiest outlet sure, but your views are skkkewed pretty badly dude. watch this video and it will teach you all you need to know about how to stop being so dumb [link to youtu.be (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


I like Barney because he offends easily offended people like you for some reason, haha.

Go watch your porn its your choice, fall deeper into the depths of depravity. Soon naked women just wont cut it for you. Probably see you on TV sometime soon.


 Quoting: Overdue


You are an absolute idiot. Go take that vax asap! lol buh bye moron

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Looney Tunes. God didn't speak to you. You're not Moses. He doesn't care if you whack it. He has many more important things to worry about like allowing kids to die of cancer
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This thread always attracts NPC swine.
 Quoting: Protoi777


JUDGE NOT. remember that one? Careful, your Giant overly inflated EGO is showing lol why oh why am I not surprised. your kind always has an overly inflated one that ironically you pretend you've completely overcome! how ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


I do not follow flawed bibles written by men. I follow the holy spirit and IT tells me porn is demonic.
 Quoting: Protoi777


yeah whatever idiot. by the way, your dumbass avatar is demonic as well. so there's that.
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Can I have random sex with my wife? Or is that a sin too?
 Quoting: Edition


According to the law every discharge required a sin offering and also includes specifically intercourse with, your wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79119572


Well so is lying, a sin is a sin. Apparently if you even look at a girl like she is hot, even one split second thought, you are sinning through lust.

Everyone sins. It’s okay to sin, but you must truly have it in your heart that Jesus DIED for your sins! He knows our World isn’t perfect. But God is the ultimate judge. I know, as long as you hold Him dear to your heart and ask for forgiveness everyday, then it’ll be okay in the end. He knows this world is cruel and He knows you’ll sin again and again because that is free will. We are human. Just talk to Him everyday. He understands.
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Looney Tunes. God didn't speak to you. You're not Moses. He doesn't care if you whack it. He has many more important things to worry about like allowing kids to die of cancer
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lol RIGHT?!! these people are soooo deluded. the stupid it BURRNNSS!
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Not a religitard. It's called common sense.
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no. just no. no it really isn't lol. but I get it. porn isn't ideal perhaps not the healthiest outlet sure, but your views are skkkewed pretty badly dude. watch this video and it will teach you all you need to know about how to stop being so dumb [link to youtu.be (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


I like Barney because he offends easily offended people like you for some reason, haha.

Go watch your porn its your choice, fall deeper into the depths of depravity. Soon naked women just wont cut it for you. Probably see you on TV sometime soon.


 Quoting: Overdue


You are an absolute idiot. Go take that vax asap! lol buh bye moron

byekitty
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This thread always attracts NPC swine.
 Quoting: Protoi777


JUDGE NOT. remember that one? Careful, your Giant overly inflated EGO is showing lol why oh why am I not surprised. your kind always has an overly inflated one that ironically you pretend you've completely overcome! how ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


I do not follow flawed bibles written by men. I follow the holy spirit and IT tells me porn is demonic.
 Quoting: Protoi777


yeah whatever idiot. by the way, your dumbass avatar is demonic as well. so there's that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


That's a warrior you coward troll AC
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Can I have random sex with my wife? Or is that a sin too?
 Quoting: Edition


According to the law every discharge required a sin offering and also includes specifically intercourse with, your wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79119572


Well so is lying, a sin is a sin. Apparently if you even look at a girl like she is hot, even one split second thought, you are sinning through lust.

Everyone sins. It’s okay to sin, but you must truly have it in your heart that Jesus DIED for your sins! He knows our World isn’t perfect. But God is the ultimate judge. I know, as long as you hold Him dear to your heart and ask for forgiveness everyday, then it’ll be okay in the end. He knows this world is cruel and He knows you’ll sin again and again because that is free will. We are human. Just talk to Him everyday. He understands.
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Well piratos it's just what it is ... you can be perfect or not but when the question is asked if discharge is a sin, in truth it is a sin because any discharge requires a sin offering.
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I stopped for multiple months then i swear my balls got smaller
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Can I have random sex with my wife? Or is that a sin too?
 Quoting: Edition


According to the law every discharge required a sin offering and also includes specifically intercourse with, your wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79119572


Well so is lying, a sin is a sin. Apparently if you even look at a girl like she is hot, even one split second thought, you are sinning through lust.

Everyone sins. It’s okay to sin, but you must truly have it in your heart that Jesus DIED for your sins! He knows our World isn’t perfect. But God is the ultimate judge. I know, as long as you hold Him dear to your heart and ask for forgiveness everyday, then it’ll be okay in the end. He knows this world is cruel and He knows you’ll sin again and again because that is free will. We are human. Just talk to Him everyday. He understands.
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Well piratos it's just what it is ... you can be perfect or not but when the question is asked if discharge is a sin, in truth it is a sin because any discharge requires a sin offering.
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Yeah, you’re right. I was just being silly.
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JUDGE NOT. remember that one? Careful, your Giant overly inflated EGO is showing lol why oh why am I not surprised. your kind always has an overly inflated one that ironically you pretend you've completely overcome! how ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


I do not follow flawed bibles written by men. I follow the holy spirit and IT tells me porn is demonic.
 Quoting: Protoi777


yeah whatever idiot. by the way, your dumbass avatar is demonic as well. so there's that.
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That's a warrior you coward troll AC
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lol. whatever. take a break from momma's basement and go get some more donuts fatass.. lol warrior. that's pretty funny.

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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Porn is Satanic for the following reasons:

1) it creates compulsion (meaning your mind/conscience both shut down until the urge is satisfied)

2) it is unnatural

3) it makes you WEAK (you're watching guys fuck girls...you're literally behaving like a CUCK)

4) it attracts demons

5) it saps you of divine energy

6) it's dirty

7) it's shameful (if your ancestors are watching you, you can be sure that they are 100% judging you harshly)

8) it's pathetic (you always feel pitiful after...because you know what you did is sad)

9) porn was created and is run by THEM...yes...you know who I'm talking about. The Jesus hating demons.

10) it wastes precious TIME...
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The other way is to masturbate yourself dry until there is nothing left.
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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Porn is Satanic for the following reasons:

1) it creates compulsion (meaning your mind/conscience both shut down until the urge is satisfied)

2) it is unnatural

3) it makes you WEAK (you're watching guys fuck girls...you're literally behaving like a CUCK)

4) it attracts demons

5) it saps you of divine energy

6) it's dirty

7) it's shameful (if your ancestors are watching you, you can be sure that they are 100% judging you harshly)

8) it's pathetic (you always feel pitiful after...because you know what you did is sad)

9) porn was created and is run by THEM...yes...you know who I'm talking about. The Jesus hating demons.

10) it wastes precious TIME...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7619782


And don't forget the classic...

11) you committing a grave SIN...LUST.





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