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Masturbation! Updated

 
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09/04/2021 08:29 PM
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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Porn is Satanic for the following reasons:

1) it creates compulsion (meaning your mind/conscience both shut down until the urge is satisfied)

2) it is unnatural

3) it makes you WEAK (you're watching guys fuck girls...you're literally behaving like a CUCK)

4) it attracts demons

5) it saps you of divine energy

6) it's dirty

7) it's shameful (if your ancestors are watching you, you can be sure that they are 100% judging you harshly)

8) it's pathetic (you always feel pitiful after...because you know what you did is sad)

9) porn was created and is run by THEM...yes...you know who I'm talking about. The Jesus hating demons.

10) it wastes precious TIME...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7619782


I'm no fan of porn but Jesus Fucking Christ you people are the dumbest of the dumb.
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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09/04/2021 08:36 PM
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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Porn is Satanic for the following reasons:

1) it creates compulsion (meaning your mind/conscience both shut down until the urge is satisfied)

2) it is unnatural

3) it makes you WEAK (you're watching guys fuck girls...you're literally behaving like a CUCK)

4) it attracts demons

5) it saps you of divine energy

6) it's dirty

7) it's shameful (if your ancestors are watching you, you can be sure that they are 100% judging you harshly)

8) it's pathetic (you always feel pitiful after...because you know what you did is sad)

9) porn was created and is run by THEM...yes...you know who I'm talking about. The Jesus hating demons.

10) it wastes precious TIME...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7619782


I'm no fan of porn but Jesus Fucking Christ you people are the dumbest of the dumb.
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80449342


Its also ghey because yourehaving sex with your hand. And if you are married it is 100% adultery and cheating!
Overdue

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09/04/2021 08:46 PM

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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Porn is Satanic for the following reasons:

1) it creates compulsion (meaning your mind/conscience both shut down until the urge is satisfied)

2) it is unnatural

3) it makes you WEAK (you're watching guys fuck girls...you're literally behaving like a CUCK)

4) it attracts demons

5) it saps you of divine energy

6) it's dirty

7) it's shameful (if your ancestors are watching you, you can be sure that they are 100% judging you harshly)

8) it's pathetic (you always feel pitiful after...because you know what you did is sad)

9) porn was created and is run by THEM...yes...you know who I'm talking about. The Jesus hating demons.

10) it wastes precious TIME...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7619782


I'm no fan of porn but Jesus Fucking Christ you people are the dumbest of the dumb.
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80449342



Your just insulting people. No rational thought involved.

butthurt
And this is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil.

And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.
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09/04/2021 08:50 PM
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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Porn is Satanic for the following reasons:

1) it creates compulsion (meaning your mind/conscience both shut down until the urge is satisfied)

2) it is unnatural

3) it makes you WEAK (you're watching guys fuck girls...you're literally behaving like a CUCK)

4) it attracts demons

5) it saps you of divine energy

6) it's dirty

7) it's shameful (if your ancestors are watching you, you can be sure that they are 100% judging you harshly)

8) it's pathetic (you always feel pitiful after...because you know what you did is sad)

9) porn was created and is run by THEM...yes...you know who I'm talking about. The Jesus hating demons.

10) it wastes precious TIME...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7619782


I'm no fan of porn but Jesus Fucking Christ you people are the dumbest of the dumb.
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80449342



Your just insulting people. No rational thought involved.

:butthurt:
 Quoting: Overdue


lol YUP. very good retard. I AM just insulting people! wow. I guess I was wrong, you are a fucking genius after all! Praise Jesus!

flip
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09/05/2021 03:36 AM

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Avoid porn people, rots you from the inside.
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go away tard tard
no one likes you barney the freak. I'll say this, you religitard folks? you have a VERY rude awakening coming. It's not that you are all wrong, but you are very mistaken about many things... try to keep an open mind.. or don't and get steam rolled when your belief system gets utterly annihilated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80747157


So, let me get this straight:

When you annihilate my/our religion, there will be mandatory masturbation?

Door to door Jackboot (ooh, what I did there....) thugs forcing me a gunpoint to masturbate?

Is this the world you envision?

Does my/our religion revolve entirely around this issue of porn and masturbation?

Interesting take you have here...please do expand on your dystopian ideology.
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09/05/2021 04:18 AM
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I think that’s awesome. Harness your strength.

You’ll appreciate real women so much more.
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If he could get a real woman he wouldnt be spankin so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67904014


I am married, with children, and am 49 years old.

I'm no longer interested in "Real Women" with the exception of needing models for photography.

Actual Sex was retired for me some time ago.
 Quoting: The_Meridian

You need to empty the cowper's gland and testicles for health sake once a week. Roy Masters use to say he masturbated but he did npt use fantasy, he just did it for health and got it over with...

He lived to 93.
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09/05/2021 04:46 AM
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Why don't you tell "God" not to literally be forcing so much misery, pain and suffering on this world. People are breaking and God seems to have gone on vacation while the world literally burns. yeah. But God says stop wanking? lol nice priorities. wow.

You know what I find insufferably annoying and arrogant? People claiming to speak for God. Go fuck yourself dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79901725


Have you even read a full sentence out of the Bible? Jesus died for our sins. Do you think he did that so we can be lawless and full of sin and still get a ticket to heaven? I think a grape might be bigger then you’re brain. Common sense google it!
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09/05/2021 04:51 AM
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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


I’m proud of you for quitting no shame man. I’ve had the same problem now since I was young and the temptation is real sometimes
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09/05/2021 02:38 PM

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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


I’m proud of you for quitting no shame man. I’ve had the same problem now since I was young and the temptation is real sometimes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80009983


Yeah, I wish there were real solid tips and tricks to stay on the path but what I found, in the past, with other things...

When you get that lightning strike moment and you're infused with power...that's when you have the most chance of success. I'm ready; it's time.

I will say this: I have not gotten rid of the safety net yet. It's almost a non-issue with the internet being what it is, but there's other things I can be getting rid of that would reduce the chance of backsliding.

I think there's a certain amount of time to pass before you know you've crossed a bridge. I'm not there yet, but eyes on the prize.
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"Follow your heart, your intuition...it will lead you in the right direction." -Jewel Kilcher

"We've been gaslighted a thousand different ways, and we're going to get gaslighted" -Dr. Daniel
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Update!

Staying strong and full of conviction, happy to say!

I think I'm going to make 9-11 my target date for removing the "safety net"
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"Follow your heart, your intuition...it will lead you in the right direction." -Jewel Kilcher

"We've been gaslighted a thousand different ways, and we're going to get gaslighted" -Dr. Daniel
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09/08/2021 11:20 AM

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Update: Being tested today. Previously dulled, dead and depleted urges are coming back online trying to negotiate with me.

It doesn't help that I'm home alone and my photoshoot today was cancelled...idle hands and energy not put into creative outlet.
(B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk

"Follow your heart, your intuition...it will lead you in the right direction." -Jewel Kilcher

"We've been gaslighted a thousand different ways, and we're going to get gaslighted" -Dr. Daniel
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09/08/2021 11:45 AM

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Your post reminded me of this song.


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I'm trying to stop it. Sometimes I manage to go 2 or 3 days, but then the urges to do it become very powerful. This is an inappropriate topic but its worth discussing. So whatever.
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Update: Being tested today. Previously dulled, dead and depleted urges are coming back online trying to negotiate with me.

It doesn't help that I'm home alone and my photoshoot today was cancelled...idle hands and energy not put into creative outlet.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


i would advise the two reddit subs: nofap and semenretention, especially the latter, for motivation purpose and knowledge. Good luck!
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It's all just a part of the journey.. when you gotta do it , you do it. When it's time to stop, it's time to stop. That's the beauty of believing in reincarnation with the ultimate goal of ascendency .. either this life or next life or in 1000 life's... The end goal remains the same , to be a pure and clean soul ready to become a teacher for other souls...

The sooner the better though 😉
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Go away... 'baitn...

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