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Masturbation! Updated

 
The_Meridian
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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.

Last Edited by The_Meridian on 09/08/2021 11:21 AM
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The_Meridian  (OP)
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Meridian, how do you know this message came from God?

 Quoting: the inevitable question


Great question.

How do I know?

Because an Adversary, an Accuser, an Enemy...a Devil would NEVER TELL YOU TO STOP with Porn and/or Masturbation.

A Devil will never suggest that you stop defiling yourself.
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hf
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Bump for new thread title.
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I think that’s awesome. Harness your strength.

You’ll appreciate real women so much more.
The_Meridian  (OP)
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09/03/2021 02:49 PM

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I think that awesome. Harness your strength.

You’ll appreciate real women so much more.
 Quoting: Irbancowgirl


I have a strong feeling there's no more time for that.

There's a boat at the dock, and the sign reads
"You must be at least this clean to board"

We all have a lot of cleaning to do, but getting out of this particular brand of filth is job one.

And certainly not the time to be looking for new karmic entanglements with people.
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09/03/2021 02:51 PM
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1dunno1:bump2:
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The snake from IPETGOAT2 comes to mind.

[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
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ive cranked it 3 times already today
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I thought it read' "Massage from God". HAHAHAHA.....

I really did.

What does that make me?
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The snake from IPETGOAT2 comes to mind.

[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: skswski


Because he is asleep

Can you show us the part where he is masturbating?
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masturbation gives new meaning to the phrase "go fuck yourself"

it is a waste of time and energy, but it does satisfy the body's desire to contribute to LIFE

it is simply another bodily function, like ridding its self of thing that aren't needed at the moment ... however once you empty your supply of seeds, it will strive even harder to replenish that supply until your body become solely focused with that one opportunity to contribute - and ignores all the others experiences you have to enhance consciousness

just think of what your soul must think of its body, when it "fucks itself" - must be kinda like when you watch a goat ejaculate into its own mouth ... disgusting.
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Because he is asleep

Can you show us the part where he is masturbating?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78009330

Still processing why.

It's a snakes body with the head of a black mirror.
Squirming around his hollow unconscious noggin.
damned
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09/03/2021 03:13 PM
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porn is evil.

im of the opinion it should be illegal.
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prostate cancer brah... bust that nut regularly.
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Go away... 'baitn...

:daffy:
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prostate cancer brah... bust that nut regularly.
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false
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"Fuck" your God...



Reeeeeeeeeetard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78009330


So ugly. I guess if that's who you want to be.
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Porn is pretty bad for you but there's nothing wrong with masturbation. You think if God exists he would give a shit about his own creatures that he created with these bodily functions relieving their tensions? Fuck no
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Porn is pretty bad for you but there's nothing wrong with masturbation. You think if God exists he would give a shit about his own creatures that he created with these bodily functions relieving their tensions? Fuck no
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80312081


If you meditate, you understand right away why Masturbation is not advised.

It's not about whether or not God "Gives a shit" but about what YOU strive to accomplish and what you want to find within.

Also, manipulating your genitals, hammering pleasures of the flesh, spilling your seed...these things anchor us to the material realm.

The next age is leaning spiritual and these practices...let's just say there's going to be a new masturbation and you don't want to be anchored and obliged to the old one.
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I think that’s awesome. Harness your strength.

You’ll appreciate real women so much more.
 Quoting: Irbancowgirl


If he could get a real woman he wouldnt be spankin so much.
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the addiction is where the problem comes. you can't fight addiction. it will simply be suppressed and that will cause other problems. one must change focus to things that are more positive and uplifting. only by changing focus will the desire leave.
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Am i allowed to massage my feet?
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Porn destroys your imagination.
masturbation robs your body of vital energy. It takes a lot of energy and ingredients that the rest of your body could be using in better ways to replace the load you just wasted.
Do it everyday and youll be even slower then a stoner.
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Let's just assume you're right about jerkin' the gherkin'...

Is getting handjobs acceptable?
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I think that’s awesome. Harness your strength.

You’ll appreciate real women so much more.
 Quoting: Irbancowgirl


If he could get a real woman he wouldnt be spankin so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67904014


I am married, with children, and am 49 years old.

I'm no longer interested in "Real Women" with the exception of needing models for photography.

Actual Sex was retired for me some time ago.
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Message from God: Stop it NOW


Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.

And it just streamed into me as from above:

The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.

Cold Turkey.

Repent and be done with it.

There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.

It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.

I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.

Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...

I want on the boat.

I hope to see you there.
 Quoting: The_Meridian


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Let's just assume you're right about jerkin' the gherkin'...

Is getting handjobs acceptable?
 Quoting: BFD Never Getting Jabbed


If you want to spend your energy chasing after women for cheap flesh favors, you probably needn't worry about Masturbating.

I'm talking to those who have known for some time they should stop.

I'm telling them that I got the message, it's time.

I don't know if it's time for everyone, but I think there is a clock ticking that began a couple of days ago.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80541777


What's that from? I recognize it but can't place it. Funny stuff...he's so sincere.
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The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart
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Yeah but how do I open this chest? You don't have any jars and I may have skipped the hint.
Btw, I saw Narsche and Voldemort earlier. I said hi. I usually say hi at about 4.
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You can't fight addiction.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79524718


I'm not fighting it, I'm leaving it behind.

Anyway, I reject the premise you can't fight it.

Of course you can fight it, and there are forces behind the scenes who will help you.

It's a choice to believe you can't fight it.
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The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart





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