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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE STARTED THAT GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY

Last Edited by Long Run on 08/28/2021 08:17 PM

OMG!!



How about "TRANS-SPECIES-REASSIGNMENT" instead of TRANS-GENDER, Long Run?

That's NEXT, ya know...people looking like dogs and cats!


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Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 08:19 PM

LOL! That's pretty funny. Thanks for your posts! It really lightened my day!

I thought of an alternative - "I'm on my way to looking like Rachel Levine! Now, if I only had long hair!"

LR

REMOVED A COUPLE OF CAPTIONS...

Please, just a reminder to keep your captions
"PG-RATED"--we have kids who look at these threads
and we want to keep it clean...Not too much to ask.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Thanks!


The Oracle's Cookie

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 09:00 PM

Sure, I’ll play !

https://imgur.com/a/vQzIMny

BOY! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!


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Cheers friend

NOTE:

JUST NOTICED GLP IS OPEN TO ANONYMOUS COWARDS TONIGHT.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TAKE PART IN THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR
FREE UPGRADES! (JUST KEEP IT "PG-RATED" PLEASE--KIDS
READ THESE THREADS, TOO!)

WE STILL HAVE 5 HOURS TO GO! CONTEST OPEN TO 2:00 A.M. EST!


The Oracle's Cookie

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 09:35 PM

HEY OP..I SENT YOU ONE FOR THIS WITH SOME GREEN. CAPMAN. UH

Love doggo pics :)

Pic 1:

You left the gates open, Yeah, I just got a little drunk.

Pic 2:

The more I know of men, the more I love my toes.

Pic 3:

a. You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it.

b. That is why this is called a Fur-niture.

c. I don't know if I got the jab, but I feel I am hypnotized.

Thanks and always fun O'COOKIE!

THERE YA GO! A.C.S...WELCOME BACK HOME!!




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Ya GOTTA LOVE a "DOGGIE FORT!!"


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Ok, I’ll play. Great idea for some fun.

1. Coffee table surfing fail

2. Friend or snack?

3. Damn, no more ACs on GLP!

CONTEST EXTENDED NOW THRU TOMORROW NOON FOR MORE
CAPTION ENTRIES!!

OUR 5-GLP-UPGRADE SPONSOR WILL BE HEADING TO BED
SO WE'LL EXTEND TO TOMORROW AFTERNOON (8-29-2021)
WHEN HE/SHE CAN FIND THE WINNERS EASILY.



THIS WILL GIVE THE A.C.'S WISHING TO ENTER THE CONTEST
MORE TIME...

HOPE THAT IS O.K. WITH EVERYONE--I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN I NEED TO HEAD TO THE SACK TOO!@ WILL BE UP
FOR AWHILE.

keep going you guys!


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Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 10:34 PM

TITLE: BETWEEN A ROCK & A HARD PLACE

Fuckin' Jenny Craig, lose 10 pound in one week my ass!

(I know posting as an AC defeats the purpose but one of my others was removed for not being PG and it has been so long since I've seen a PG movie that I unsure where the line is...)

Whoops, wrong house, that hammer better not be for me!

:BUTTERupPUG:

And here I was thinking I was watching Cocoon.


Read the product information:

Horse Ivermectin isn't meant for dogs!

:BUTTERupPUG:

So your profile said you're into doggie style... why don't you tell me more about that...

Sorry about that A.C. What was your blue name and
I will keep it in mind!

Thanks for coming back in...yeah, "PG" is a tough
one these days.


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There YOU ARE, LITTLEPIXIE!

LOVE 'EM ALL!


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Yes, yes I do miss Trump.



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I knew I should have dropped that second duse but, I heard food being poured.



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:BUTTERupPUG:


So this is what warts turn into - interesting development.



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Not in this for the contest.
Just a little fun.

1-Oh, Hello, I am here for your free home inspection. Yep this is a door.

2-Momma told me to wash my toes better.

3-All my socks are only for left feet.

Last Edited by Saskafrass on 08/28/2021 11:13 PM

I'm sorry - I was being vulgar. I offer as evidence it was me that the one you removed featured a question about preparing potatoes and a link to an older GLP thread (that was quite funny).

I didn't mean to spoil the fun with my crass sense of humor. You're a good egg for putting up with it - I've offered captions for all three so will let others submit and just lurk as a reader.

Thanks!

1. Like trying to fit a square pug thru a round hole

2. Ok butterfly, stop staring.. we’ve all got em

3. Do my legs make me look chubby

FUN!

GET you a "blue name" as I can only UPGRADE a blue name
with the GLP program. Sorry!

Loved your entries!


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