CDC just announced..New side effect

The CDC just announced that bedwetting over fake variants and the like are a new side effect of the Delta Variant.

Other side effects include curling up in the fetal position, sucking of thumbs is common, and the desire for injecting fetal cells and monkey shit cell cultures is also high on the list.

For now, recommended action is staying inside and eating hot pockets, trolling forums, and having lots of regrets that lifespan is significantly shortened.

the taste for leather, and unexplained bootlicking is also one of the side effects.

stay tuned for more directions from your big daddy that loves you..