Trash/Recycle no longer picking up.

They’ll subcontract to someone else to pick it up

you heard that?

i heard it too.

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SEEKING DRIVER:

The succesful candidate will be a young married white male with kids, recovered alcoholic or paying child support (fits in), former high school football player who's Daddy was a driver

others need not apply.
Please no eager beavers- we dont give out awards for enthusiasm

some of the fellas like to drink, it would be good if you could party with them and walk to work with alcohol on your breath

Oh look, it's beer o'clock!
you're hired!