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tequila shortage! Mega doom!! Check with local suppliers!

 
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tequila shortage! Mega doom!! Check with local suppliers!
Just went to the local liquor emporium. Trusted clerk says she can't get enough tequila, due to importing from Mexico issues.

Well stocked on tuna pouches and dog food, frozen shrimp, rice and beans.

But this is serious.

Last Edited by humbird on 08/14/2021 06:57 PM
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I well have to frequent my local liquor store later.

Last time I was there, they had a huge stock of tequila..but that was maybe a month ago.
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Re: tequila shortage! Mega doom!! Check with local suppliers!
My total wine has an entire aisle of tequila fully stocked
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Super fresh doomage
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First cream cheese and lox, now this! 1rof1
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Re: tequila shortage! Mega doom!! Check with local suppliers!
Thanks for the pin!! Funny!

Except not that funny. Jose Cuervo not supplying Central Florida. That's okay, not the best. So I checked the shelves for 100% agave, looked normal, but the clerk said it's the last of her stock and she is scrambling.
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I drink craft beer instead so no worries on my end, for now anyway... hiding
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Love me some PeeWee!

Hmmmm...tequila-eey.
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Thanks for the star!!! Buy yourself a shot on me!!!
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make your own its easy
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make your own its easy
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Agave grows well here
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Mexicans pissed in that shit before they send it up here
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Mexicans pissed in that shit before they send it up here
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Which provides the rich nuances in flavor! All germs killed during distillation.
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I told my alcoholic neighbor this was coming and he said no way never in America.

Luckily I have a mushroom to help remove his problem.
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Liquor shortages already started in PA last week. I knew it was coming everywhere.

Bread and circus coming to a close.
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Re: tequila shortage! Mega doom!! Check with local suppliers!
I told my alcoholic neighbor this was coming and he said no way never in America.

Luckily I have a mushroom to help remove his problem.
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Good plan!

Please send mushroom!
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Liquor shortages already started in PA last week. I knew it was coming everywhere.

Bread and circus coming to a close.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80745068


Oh no!!!

PA plus liquor shortage???!??

Not a good idea.
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My total wine has an entire aisle of tequila fully stocked
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Buy it all, resell here via auction.
I bit 2 bits!
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Re: tequila shortage! Mega doom!! Check with local suppliers!
Time to break out the still and make some moonshine!

I make shit happen!
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A fifty pound bag of corn is like ten bucks!
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I'm the frugal drunk.
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Time to break out the still and make some moonshine!

I make shit happen!
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I brew my own mead for Christmas.presents. ancient orange recipe. Strong af.
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Time to break out the still and make some moonshine!

I make shit happen!
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I brew my own mead for Christmas.presents. ancient orange recipe. Strong af.
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sounds good...i brew mead too...been a few years, time to whip out the equipment..good idea..
Grove

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Re: tequila shortage! Mega doom!! Check with local suppliers!
Time to break out the still and make some moonshine!

I make shit happen!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79299504


I brew my own mead for Christmas.presents. ancient orange recipe. Strong af.
 Quoting: humbird


sounds good...i brew mead too...been a few years, time to whip out the equipment..good idea..
 Quoting: Grove Street


Makes.me.popular at Christmas.

So that's something!
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Re: tequila shortage! Mega doom!! Check with local suppliers!
Just went to the local liquor emporiam. Trusted clerk says she can't get enough tequila, due to importing from Mexico issues.

Well stocked on tuna pouches and dog food, frozen shrimp, rice and beans.

But this is serious.
 Quoting: humbird


Imports are being slowed/stopped from everywhere.
This is an orchestrated event.
The People are going to have a hard time fighting back when they are starving. All by design.





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