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If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?

 
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08/12/2021 07:07 PM
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
My friend is the caretaker for a 20 million dollar home here.

The shitheel neighbor lets his pack of GIANT dogs shit all over the yard. My friend asked multiple times for him to stop letting them, and the guy was a dick.

The last straw was my friend’s boss ripping into him about the shit in the yard.

Well my friend is a clever fucker. He went over to the neighbors yard one night and dumped boxes and boxes of chicken stock.

Let’s just say the black bears have quite a nose for it. Multiple giant bears hanging out in his yard all day, shitting EVERYWHERE

Karma is a bitch
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08/12/2021 07:12 PM
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Very simple solution if u do what I did. Every morning cook big pan of bacon. Pour the liquid bacon grease over the dog poop.

The dog comes to your yard and discovers tasty treats waiting for him. He eats his own poop. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

Kelly
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It's not the dog's fault. It's the owner. A lazy owner deserves the punishment, not the dog
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How is that punishing the dog?
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Why would you throw a shovel on their driveway?

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08/12/2021 07:20 PM
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Very simple solution if u do what I did. Every morning cook big pan of bacon. Pour the liquid bacon grease over the dog poop.

The dog comes to your yard and discovers tasty treats waiting for him. He eats his own poop. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

Kelly
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It's not the dog's fault. It's the owner. A lazy owner deserves the punishment, not the dog
 Quoting: EllenRipley


How is that punishing the dog?
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Getting it to eat it's own poo. That's harsh
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08/12/2021 07:22 PM
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Don't toss a perfectly good shovel on to their driveway, it's expensive.

Just drop the mutt off at the pound.
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Life has been a little crappy lately.
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I threw it on and around their car.

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probably the meanest and most appropriate thing imo is to wait until the moment the dogs asshole is openig up and yell and clap and tell it bad dog.


this will piss the dogs owner off

but in a propper way.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
If it comes in your yard, put a cage out and trap it,
take care of it as you see fit.
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08/12/2021 07:32 PM
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Fling it on their roof. That way they have to work to get rid of it. It will attract a ton of flies too!
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Fling it on their roof. That way they have to work to get rid of it. It will attract a ton of flies too!
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Nope.

On or around their front/back porch or entrance to their car.


They will step in it and then carry it in.

The stink will remind them a LONG TIME.
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08/12/2021 07:42 PM
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You throw it in his POOL.

lmao
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08/12/2021 07:45 PM
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
I threw it on neighbor's grass so they would have a higher likelihood of stepping on it like me.
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I threw it on neighbor's grass so they would have a higher likelihood of stepping on it like me.
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This one 'gets it'
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08/12/2021 07:50 PM

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I saw a guy once use a golf club to whack the turds back into his neighbors yard.lolsign
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08/12/2021 07:51 PM
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Get a Yard-A-Pult

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Life has been a little crappy lately.
 Quoting: LameDame


we have the same problem ... I wanted to do that but with security cameras etc I probably would have eneded up in trouble and not him.

Hoa didn't do anything except make money from the problem, while we had to clean it up.

I finally just went over and told him ... I'm tired of cleaning it up and I will knock on your door every time he poops in our yard.
He tested me and I went and knocked on door.

No poop since ..
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Very simple solution if u do what I did. Every morning cook big pan of bacon. Pour the liquid bacon grease over the dog poop.

The dog comes to your yard and discovers tasty treats waiting for him. He eats his own poop. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

Kelly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80674672


It's not the dog's fault. It's the owner. A lazy owner deserves the punishment, not the dog
 Quoting: EllenRipley


How is that punishing the dog?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80674672


Getting it to eat it's own poo. That's harsh
 Quoting: EllenRipley


They eat their own poop anyway. This way it's bacon flavored. It's actually rewarding the dog.





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