I am Chief Janitor on this Planet, Trying to Fix it.

Release safe healing tech

Pay back stolen wealth

Relate all hidden history to public

Plat a million trees

Make good fake meat

Sounds like a damn good TODO list Sir. Beyond Meat burgers are pretty good. That's an official endorsement from The Chief Janitor.

Is anyone going to assist me to set these intentions? Am I supposed to carry this boat on my own?

How about sharing some vids on each of those 5 subjects...

Just a suggestion...

Onward.

More fanmail from the Red Karma mailbag. Probably not from Angels this time, as the spelling is coherent:

You are a poster child for idiots. You're a fool with a computer, nothing more. Shut the fuck up, loser.

Haha. So much hate.

I respect a human like Daozen, who can go from writing like a drunk Arcturian to sounding like a the most normal normy there is.

I believe the future belongs to such people!

hahaha. I admit I write pretty disjointedly sometimes. I reread some of my posts the day after, and wish I'd proofread them better.

I hope I can see Arcturus one day. Or at least go on their ships.

I'm not sure if I have links to Arcturus. One of my teachers said I did. Others say Orion. Others say The Pleroma.

Anyway, welcome aboard the Night Train AC. Where it goes, next, we do not know.

Portman, don't you have an ant farm to attend to?

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Plemora energy is soft and fluffy like a marshmellow

Orion energy is like 10 cups of coffee.

Lol,. I was talking to my Mormon chiropractor about how we will inherit space ships and planets. He looked at me like I'm crazy, I was like "I'm not even Mormon and I get a planet don't be jealous".

Oops

plagiarizes often
has limited capacity for original thought

work out where ya pinched the janitor concept from and ull know my name

Really thought you might be telling the truth this time.

He went from owner to janitor...at least he knows his place...

Not really plagarism if I'm outright quoting my source:

Jupiter Ascending.

Good to see you Roy. Do the good people of Australia have any questions for me this 'arvo'?

Same thing, Bro. I retract nothing from the OP.

Just being a little more humble and goal oriented.

Owner-Janitor, if you will. Chim-er-ney Sweep, if you won't

Anyway, don't mind me, Your Regal Galactic Majesties.

I'll be busy cleaning the gutters, while you Earthers strut around in your Crowns and Ermine coats.

Such an honour to be rubbin' shoulders with the Terran Aristocracy.

Come to EArth, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Cosmos. Kings and Queens as far as the eye can see! Sit on the pavement and watch 'em waddle around!

Lucky me!

Bro? Seriously?? For fuck sakes...

Hahaha ok flood the place then you fucking shill piece of shit with nothing to do better with your life then to mislead people and talk out your ass...

Please, please whatever "bad" you plan to do just do it and shut the fuck up, ty!



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Who is Z?

Hullo!

I was just trolling with the 'flood the place' comment.

But I'm serious, we're doing our best to switch-off/phase out this ill-conceived McSimulation. Quite frankly, we're tired of watching you guys waddling around LARPing on Our Energy.

You have no interest in fixing the environment, no concern for all the factory-farmed muck you shovel down your flabby gullets, no repentance for the wars you start, no respect for others, and no creativity.

So why should anyone continue to pour energy into your arrogant existences? This simulation is being propped up by outside energy.

No one is asking you to bow and curtsy. I understand many will think this thread is a crock. Disrespect to those who have gone all out to save you is ugly enough, but understandable. What is really not acceptable, is the flagrant, waddling disrespect you show towards the biosphere, Our Mother.

So lets just phase this stupid simulation out.

Decent, law-abiding people have nothing to fear. Most of Asia is on board with the new plan. I have a feeling that a fair few Westerners are not going to make the jump.

Cos who wants a mouthy, flabby know-it-all for a neighbour?

Let's dissolve this stoopid cube, boys. Take all our f**king loosh back. Start with the people with the fattest asses, and the biggest sneers.

The Debt Collectors are coming

Signed,

Daozen

~O~

Just some resplendent Gemini chick.

Z's the other half of my soul, from what I can discern.

She's trapped here too.

Congratulations on your new job, Earth janitor.

I am the corrupt geometer.
Corrupt because i can be bribed, geometer because i function as a tailor for planets, giving them an appropriate suit/timeline.

Congratulations on your new job, Earth janitor.

I am the corrupt geometer.
Corrupt because i can be bribed, geometer because i function as a tailor for planets, giving them an appropriate suit/timeline.

Hullo Sir!

Happy Friday.

Always a pleasure to have you on board.

Do you accept premium quality top-drawer loosh?

Best Spice in the whole multi-verse. This summer we've got a special Orion-Sirius-Pleroma blend.

What's your price to have all the bad guys removed?

Have loosh, will pay.

Bad guys being:

- The COVID vaccine cucks.
- The factions obstructing the payouts in banking and the livestreaming industry.
- The factions blocking the subterranean with their unfair "games."

Could you offer any other ideas to make this planet better?

How about a full server upgrade/hard reset? Get EArth's vibration closer to the Pleroma.

Happy to brainstorm if you wish.

DZN.

Do a better job.

Loosh, interesting. I am not authorized to harvest any these days. Have heard the aliens will also accept tobacco as payment.

My offensive capabilities are limited.

How about a manual ? Do you require one or do you go with the flow ? Collected work of all astrology and magic on the planet. Maybe a comprehensive history of the solar system too, reaching back a billion years.

Hard reset will require combat in the astral plane, not only this one. It mostly looks like a spaghetti Western.

Loosh, interesting. I am not authorized to harvest any these days. Have heard the aliens will also accept tobacco as payment.

My offensive capabilities are limited.

How about a manual ? Do you require one or do you go with the flow ? Collected work of all astrology and magic on the planet. Maybe a comprehensive history of the solar system too, reaching back a billion years.

Hard reset will require combat in the astral plane, not only this one. It mostly looks like a spaghetti Western.

Is she Jupiter Ascending?

Though i may be geometer now, i was gardener once. Reforestation on Sirius Prime i believe. Since then i have been hit on the head, dumbed down and blinded several times. It is difficult to reconstruct the pristine, original condition of the planet and that of its inhabitants. Historical documents are rare and vague, paradise is an enclosed garden. Gardens come in a variety of patterns.

One of those egomaniacs thread

INTERMISSION

If you though this thread was retarded, we're about to go off the deep end.

Hold on to your hats, listeners.





Last Edited by Daozen on 08/13/2021 07:53 AM

I know the feeling of being blinded, dumbed down and hit on the head. I had my memory wiped several times too. I only pieced things together from people outright verbally reminding me of the mission.

You don't need to be authorized to harvest loosh. We'll provide the Spice. We have plenty of off-world holdings, to say the least.

I'm going to write some tenders up. Hope gs is around... but I'm sure I can figure it out myself.

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All local AI systems would be welcome... but you (Dalek Uno) might be able to fulfill the contract first, as you're actually talking to me.

It could work like this.

- We provide the loosh.
- We work on a blueprint together. We can use Avatar and The Shire as Earthly templates, if you wish.
- You just use your local AI connections to help us feed the upgrade into the system. Hopefully we'll roll out an upgrade that makes 60-90% of people happy.

Any ideas are welcome. I'm new to this...