5 Siren ALERT! The Fandango Rangers will be Issuing an alert about the Covid Virus at 5pm Eastern Time UPDATE PAGE 5

This is a classic around here. Apparently you are new.

"Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation."

Whatever it is... it gone be SCARY! Dat fo sure!

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Same, I have no idea

So there isn’t really any news at 5:00?

You better figure it out soon because shit is going wild weasel…

Use your feet then...

Southern sector on high alert.
Will maintain comms
Tomato plants in!’

Things are fucked and only getting more fucked!!!

THAT IS ALL...

TRANSMISSION OVER...

Uncle Intel... Rump rangers have been activated. I repeat rump rangers have been activated..

Oh you better deliver some real info this time & not be role playing. Aint none of us got any time for your silly role play anymore.

:vomit:

Iran like China was a convenient patsy.

If you think the intel the Fandango Rangers gather from Transponder 9 is a joke, well... You have not been paying attention over the last 20 years!

The chair is against the wall. Keep watch for the red screen of death.

Bingo.

You know it’s serious when the FANDANGO RANGERS make a press release ahead of an announcement!!!

New or not, not everyone gets the inside jokes.

Even a new person should know that anyone naming themselves “Fandango Rangers” is joking and not being serious.


It’s deliberate BS.

A joke thread.

Sharpen those K-bars!!!

Actually i think it's so bad Congress won't be coming back ..
They had national security emergency meeting a few weeks ago , it's a extinction level event this covid is , for Hunans anyway ... We are all in our way out. Like Chinese Water torture (no pun intended) we are on are way out , slowly but surely the covid will find each and every human as it replicated into a design specifically for you .... If you've had any of the MRNA vaccines with the nano particle immune system blockers .

It's okay , everyone just chilling on the other side , they'll see you when they see you .. it's a good life over there .

THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS! STAY TUNED FOR THE THREAD UPDATE AT 5PM. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL!