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Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?

 
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Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
How great would it be to have this conversation with God ?

ME: God, a lot of people have done me wrong, I resisted the temptation to beat their assess, when it comes time to smite them can I help?

GOD: Let me give it some thought, they definitely will be smited but I'm kind of looking forward to smiting them myself. Plus, vengeance is mine sayeth me.

ME: Totally understand, perhaps we can smite them together?

GOD: Huh, that might work, perhaps I can hit em with fire and you can follow up with the brimstone

ME: You da man God, thanks for hooking me up like this! Any tips on how best to smite them with brimstone ?



That would be awesome.

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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
GOD: by being a blushing violet with respect to the outrages of those I have chosen to let get away with everything. (snickers)
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GOD: by being a blushing violet with respect to the outrages of those I have chosen to let get away with everything. (snickers)
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That's to intellectual for me, I don't understand
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GOD: by being a blushing violet with respect to the outrages of those I have chosen to let get away with everything. (snickers)
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That's to intellectual for me, I don't understand
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And that's ok!
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GOD: by being a blushing violet with respect to the outrages of those I have chosen to let get away with everything. (snickers)
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That's to intellectual for me, I don't understand
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And that's ok!
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Now that I'm awake, I think I get it.

Basically, those that have wronged me he allowed to wrong me and my role was not to seek vengeance at that time.

Or maybe not, but that's what it kind of feels like as my brain starts to turn on this morning.
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life is bitter sweet

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life is bitter sweet


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Without the sweet part, that is.
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life is bitter sweet


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Without the sweet part, that is.
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Was my interpretation correct?
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It's an eternal war stay vigilant.
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
How great would it be to have this conversation with God ?

ME: God, a lot of people have done me wrong, I resisted the temptation to beat their assess, when it comes time to smite them can I help?

GOD: Let me give it some thought, they definitely will be smited but I'm kind of looking forward to smiting them myself. Plus, vengeance is mine sayeth me.

ME: Totally understand, perhaps we can smite them together?

GOD: Huh, that might work, perhaps I can hit em with fire and you can follow up with the brimstone

ME: You da man God, thanks for hooking me up like this! Any tips on how best to smite them with brimstone ?



That would be awesome.
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
How great would it be to have this conversation with God ?

ME: God, a lot of people have done me wrong, I resisted the temptation to beat their assess, when it comes time to smite them can I help?

GOD: Let me give it some thought, they definitely will be smited but I'm kind of looking forward to smiting them myself. Plus, vengeance is mine sayeth me.

ME: Totally understand, perhaps we can smite them together?

GOD: Huh, that might work, perhaps I can hit em with fire and you can follow up with the brimstone

ME: You da man God, thanks for hooking me up like this! Any tips on how best to smite them with brimstone ?



That would be awesome.
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Which god?

More than 2000 to chose from, I chose Crom! FTW
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life is bitter sweet


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Without the sweet part, that is.
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Was my interpretation correct?
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No, *they* tell 'God' what to do. Those who wrong you do wrong because they call the shots and get powerful by being the only ones able to do wrong. God isn't a God of justice at all, and his 'vengeance' relates to the grudges and ambitions of the upper crust and no one else. It's all bullshit, and impossible as a means to inspire yourself unless you're a total piece of shit.

It's all gambling and lies, dude. There's no way to sugarcoat it, and the sort of people who try are all like those guys in the Rolling Stone article who called the people they lied to 'muppets.' Sure everyone dies, but wasn't that always the end of it all anyway? Wasn't the last recourse to anyone's ethical reservations that we're just a rock in space so all is permitted? There's all sorts of tests this doesn't pass, and guilting someone to be your conscience for you doesn't make you any less of a dirtbag.
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
Are you a pre-tribber? If you are, Joel:2:1-11 is for you, you really want to come back as that and live like that for eternity?

Joe:2:1:
Blow ye the trumpet in Zion,
and sound an alarm in my holy mountain:
let all the inhabitants of the land tremble:
for the day of the LORD cometh,
for it is nigh at hand;
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Joe:2:11:
And the LORD shall utter his voice before his army:
for his camp is very great:
for he is strong that executeth his word:
for the day of the LORD is great and very terrible;
and who can abide it?
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
How great would it be to have this conversation with God ?

ME: God, a lot of people have done me wrong, I resisted the temptation to beat their assess, when it comes time to smite them can I help?

GOD: Let me give it some thought, they definitely will be smited but I'm kind of looking forward to smiting them myself. Plus, vengeance is mine sayeth me.

ME: Totally understand, perhaps we can smite them together?

GOD: Huh, that might work, perhaps I can hit em with fire and you can follow up with the brimstone

ME: You da man God, thanks for hooking me up like this! Any tips on how best to smite them with brimstone ?



That would be awesome.
 Quoting: OU8122


IMHO if you get through the gate, mind your own business and keep going.
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
How great would it be to have this conversation with God ?

ME: God, a lot of people have done me wrong, I resisted the temptation to beat their assess, when it comes time to smite them can I help?

GOD: Let me give it some thought, they definitely will be smited but I'm kind of looking forward to smiting them myself. Plus, vengeance is mine sayeth me.

ME: Totally understand, perhaps we can smite them together?

GOD: Huh, that might work, perhaps I can hit em with fire and you can follow up with the brimstone

ME: You da man God, thanks for hooking me up like this! Any tips on how best to smite them with brimstone ?



That would be awesome.
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Let me know if you need a lift.
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
How great would it be to have this conversation with God ?

ME: God, a lot of people have done me wrong, I resisted the temptation to beat their assess, when it comes time to smite them can I help?

GOD: Let me give it some thought, they definitely will be smited but I'm kind of looking forward to smiting them myself. Plus, vengeance is mine sayeth me.

ME: Totally understand, perhaps we can smite them together?

GOD: Huh, that might work, perhaps I can hit em with fire and you can follow up with the brimstone

ME: You da man God, thanks for hooking me up like this! Any tips on how best to smite them with brimstone ?



That would be awesome.
 Quoting: OU8122


IMHO if you get through the gate, mind your own business and keep going.
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This site isn't based on minding your own business. Don't give advice to people you don't intend on following yourself.
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
people are co creators with God and do lots of smiting.. God himself does not smite.
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people are co creators with God and do lots of smiting.. God himself does not smite.
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He also doesn't create. God is the name people call themselves when they don't want their smiting to be questioned.
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
Since we will be by His side by way of His grace, and through His sacrifice to cover our sins, that would be a no.

Besides, the sword is in His mouth...He is the Word of God. He is going to evaporate those who not only rejected His free gift, but who went out of their ways to crap on God.

Tower of Babylon, Part 2, if you will.

He will slay them with His Word.
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Well, I found it.

The Thread Of Tards.
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The thread writer and God--two smiters.
Just don't make anything up.
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Since we will be by His side by way of His grace, and through His sacrifice to cover our sins, that would be a no.

Besides, the sword is in His mouth...He is the Word of God. He is going to evaporate those who not only rejected His free gift, but who went out of their ways to crap on God.

Tower of Babylon, Part 2, if you will.

He will slay them with His Word.
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The thread writer and God--two smiters.
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Come on now, you telling me you wouldn't want to join in the smiting?
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
Making a campfire as kid was so fun ,even gras phoeehhhw and standing in the smoke was also funny.
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Making a campfire as kid was so fun ,even gras phoeehhhw and standing in the smoke was also funny.
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Yes, but did anyone get smited ?
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You mean chastised?
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I'm fine with God doing the smiting, but I wouldn't mind a rebuking role or two.

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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
Let me torture and kill my foster parents and their present spouses, after you personally tell them what I'm going to do to them, and I'll forgive you for what you have done.
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THAT will be an AWESOME DAY to witness...the only way to bare it will be his problem, to wipe away all tears.
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Re: Do you think God will let me help when the smiting begins ?
I'm fine with God doing the smiting, but I wouldn't mind a rebuking role or two.

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Ah yes, rebuking would be another fine option should smiting not work out.

I didn't dare ask about handing down damnation for fear that might end up being my fate.
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