POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79875786 United States 07/12/2021 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? In the mid nineties, while attending the university, my roommate was an engineering post grad. We were pot dealers, our neighbors happy dogs yapped at our clientele every single time upon arrival. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79875786 My solution was to make a sonic weapon to drive the dogs away. Me and the engineer drew up some skematics, and proceeded to order parts. We ordered an amplifier and several speakers that project outside the human hearing hertz range. Then I got on my sound lab software , after analyzing the most horrendous sounds I could, and compiled them, I constructed a noise Infelt would force the dogs to retreat. We then mounted the speakers in trees facing the happiest. Every time we got a call a client was coming over, we then turned it on and whammies, worked like a charm. The neighbors could never figure out why the dogs would run inside in fear and refuse to come out .lmao So what I would do is get all my friends to bring cars over at 3 am , and start setting the beeps off, if it bothers you that much. Of course you could just make a recording and foregoing the actual vehicles. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79875786 United States 07/12/2021 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? In the mid nineties, while attending the university, my roommate was an engineering post grad. We were pot dealers, our neighbors happy dogs yapped at our clientele every single time upon arrival. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79875786 My solution was to make a sonic weapon to drive the dogs away. Me and the engineer drew up some skematics, and proceeded to order parts. We ordered an amplifier and several speakers that project outside the human hearing hertz range. Then I got on my sound lab software , after analyzing the most horrendous sounds I could, and compiled them, I constructed a noise Infelt would force the dogs to retreat. We then mounted the speakers in trees facing the happiest. Every time we got a call a client was coming over, we then turned it on and whammies, worked like a charm. The neighbors could never figure out why the dogs would run inside in fear and refuse to come out .lmao So what I would do is get all my friends to bring cars over at 3 am , and start setting the beeps off, if it bothers you that much. Of course you could just make a recording and foregoing the actual vehicles. Excuse spellchecker ...happiest equal yappiest |
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Butch DeFeo
(OP) User ID: 69279993 United States 07/12/2021 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? In the mid nineties, while attending the university, my roommate was an engineering post grad. We were pot dealers, our neighbors happy dogs yapped at our clientele every single time upon arrival. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79875786 My solution was to make a sonic weapon to drive the dogs away. Me and the engineer drew up some skematics, and proceeded to order parts. We ordered an amplifier and several speakers that project outside the human hearing hertz range. Then I got on my sound lab software , after analyzing the most horrendous sounds I could, and compiled them, I constructed a noise Infelt would force the dogs to retreat. We then mounted the speakers in trees facing the happiest. Every time we got a call a client was coming over, we then turned it on and whammies, worked like a charm. The neighbors could never figure out why the dogs would run inside in fear and refuse to come out .lmao So what I would do is get all my friends to bring cars over at 3 am , and start setting the beeps off, if it bothers you that much. Brilliant! :WINNINGDONJR2: :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80217191 United States 07/12/2021 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? WTF, this thread reminds me of my recommended YouTube BS. Think it, and it shall show-up. Anyways, just bought a Subaru, and every time i use the key to unlock it, my alarm goes off. cant figure out how to bypass the factory alarm. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79029288 United States 07/12/2021 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE / SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? Quoting: Butch DeFeo You know those little short car horn honks that you hear all over the city all day long? When people remote-locking or remote-starting their vehicles? How do you feel about the noise pollution it creates? Please comment in a reply if you feel laws should be created about banning the feature of car horn chirps for repeated and common remote features in a car, because of its public noise pollution nuisance. :CATAFFE: :WHATTHEHAIL: :DOOMONSWITCH: I'm not sure what level of Karen this makes you... I'm guessing over 9,000. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79872823 United States 07/13/2021 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE / SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? Quoting: Butch DeFeo You know those little short car horn honks that you hear all over the city all day long? When people remote-locking or remote-starting their vehicles? How do you feel about the noise pollution it creates? Please comment in a reply if you feel laws should be created about banning the feature of car horn chirps for repeated and common remote features in a car, because of its public noise pollution nuisance. :CATAFFE: :WHATTHEHAIL: :DOOMONSWITCH: I'm not sure what level of Karen this makes you... I'm guessing over 9,000. I am of more a opinion that they need different horn sounds for different things. Or a sign to augment it. Like it flashes fuck you, or says your tire is going flat, turn signal not working, or I was honking at the other asshole not you white care |
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dark_knight
User ID: 80603444 Canada 07/13/2021 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? I am not wrapped that tight to CARE about a beep. Quoting: dark_knight But I get annoyed by the fact my neighbor has a Harley he makes sound like a Honda, when it should be MUCH LOUDER. Yeah they make Harleys in China now. Rice burners apparently. Harley builds a single bike in China started 2020, made just for the Chinese market, and never exported. Not even a twin engine. love batman ;) |
dark_knight
User ID: 80603444 Canada 07/13/2021 09:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? I am not wrapped that tight to CARE about a beep. Quoting: dark_knight But I get annoyed by the fact my neighbor has a Harley he makes sound like a Honda, when it should be MUCH LOUDER. Aint that the truth too many honda davidsons, theres some queer runnin around here with a straight piped scooter like a jerkoff he saw me laugh at him now he keeps coming by and getting on it, hes about to get hit with a couple eggs if he keeps it up lol loud pipes saves lives. Maybe scooter boy will move up to a 80s or 90s FXR. love batman ;) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78863634 United States 08/03/2021 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE / SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? Quoting: Butch DeFeo You know those little short car horn honks that you hear all over the city all day long? When people remote-locking or remote-starting their vehicles? How do you feel about the noise pollution it creates? Please comment in a reply if you feel laws should be created about banning the feature of car horn chirps for repeated and common remote features in a car, because of its public noise pollution nuisance. :CATAFFE: :WHATTHEHAIL: :DOOMONSWITCH: [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] |
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England User ID: 81845424 United Kingdom 01/17/2022 03:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: POLL: ARE YOU ANNOYED By YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR HORN CHIRP EVERY TIME HE SHE LOCKS OR REMOTE STARTS THEIR CAR? You're a fucking prick mate, you have the worse avatar, the worse fucking name, the most annoyingly pointless polls, so stick your poles and polls up your fucking ass cause you won't get shit from me. |