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Moon Landings - How in the actual hell did they....

 
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Get the Lunar Rover up there, unpack it and then bolt it all together. Seems to me the first landing they had "the" lunar lander craft, big enough for a couple of men (yea lunar lander door too small for their giant backpacks, but that is another conversation)

Then, they returned, in the SAME model lunar lander and OH! - suddenly it has room for a little car too! - ZERO images of unpacking it or assembling it - you know, with those giant space suits and they are just going to slap that baby together like an Indy pit crew.

Says here, the Rover was stored in Quadrant 1 [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
"Each LRV was carried to the Moon folded up in the Lunar Module's Quadrant 1 Bay. After being unpacked, each was driven an average of 30 km, without major incident. These three LRVs remain on the Moon."

Yea, have a look at little Quadrant 1 (same size as Quadrant III facing the viewer of the image) - that whole car fits into that huh? [link to history.nasa.gov (secure)]


Oh right, as they unload it, it unfolds and builds itself!! Hell we all knew that right


[link to history.nasa.gov (secure)]


[link to upload.wikimedia.org (secure)] buying that?
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They expect us to believe the official narrative and - at the same time - swallow a line about losing the technology to return to the moon?

Pull the other one.
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^This!
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watch american poon

you have to be brain dead to think we went
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This is GLP - come on people? - no comment about this?
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What's the connection between Jack Parsons and Stanley Kubrick?
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Butt buddies?

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NASA just gave you a mind wipe: [link to www.flightjournal.com (secure)]


Look at how flimsy that lunar module is. The shit really is made out of paper.
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the stars just disappear
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according to eric dollars you cannot see stars in free space, only when gross matter is involed
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There’s a made-up name if I’ve ever heard one.
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My only question is this: with all of today's technology and sending rover to Mars, why haven't they been back to the moon?
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Why would we? If you can come up with a compelling reason that would benefit anyone, I'm sure they would consider it.

Most of the space race was nothing more than beating the Russians to it and proving to them that we could. Mission accomplished. Next?
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So they landed 2 men on the moon 6 times for less than 24 hours, and they know everything about the moon now? Lol

What about Helium3? What about all kinds of resources that might be up there that we don’t know about?
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RUSSIA SENT MUSICIANS TO MOON A HARD ROCK BAND! TRENDING
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NASA just gave you a mind wipe: [link to www.flightjournal.com (secure)]


Look at how flimsy that lunar module is. The shit really is made out of paper.
 Quoting: YHWZDQ 80591416


Years ago I read the account by Jim Lovell who said it was more like a skin or film and very thin. He is fairly tall and had to fold himself up to sit on what amounted to a rowboat type seat and keep from punching through the bottom of the LM. It's just too laughable.

But, the OP is spot on. They tried to sell the public on some hand-wringing about keeping their rock and soil samples to UNDER 8 lbs. Then as he notes, they send up the next one supposedly identical and it's got a car in the garage of the tarpaper shack Lander. Pathetic that every media person still pretends this is all real.
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All these astronauts lie about the "moon" program because they're all Intel spooks and this was positioned as a NATIONAL SECURITY project, which is why everyone around it was and is so tight lipped. They've been brainwashed into thinking it's okay to lie to the people as long as they have some big national security goal in mind. And of course, that is more destructive to the US than any outside enemy.

Biggest problem in this country has always been THE SPOOKS.
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^This. They are unaccountable, not beholden, with no oversight. In other words, an autocratic bureaucracy with nearly unlimited power.

And yes… the Apollo astronauts were: 1) all military; 2) special circumstances regarding national security/secrecy.

If they can assa.ssin.ate a sitting President in broad daylight in front of thousands, on film, and get away with it, just imagine what else they can do (and have done).
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Hug it..., that's all
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No pictures of the assembly - an engineering marvel as well as a historic milestone for mankind.
But they do have pictures of a rock.
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LOL ohyeah
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NASA just gave you a mind wipe: [link to www.flightjournal.com (secure)]


Look at how flimsy that lunar module is. The shit really is made out of paper.
 Quoting: YHWZDQ 80591416


the stars just disappear
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80499753


according to eric dollars you cannot see stars in free space, only when gross matter is involed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80545214


There’s a made-up name if I’ve ever heard one.
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Obvious typo.

The name is DOLLARD.

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My only question is this: with all of today's technology and sending rover to Mars, why haven't they been back to the moon?
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Why would we? If you can come up with a compelling reason that would benefit anyone, I'm sure they would consider it.

Most of the space race was nothing more than beating the Russians to it and proving to them that we could. Mission accomplished. Next?
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Why go to mars?
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I'm thinking it's just another pissing contest.

on the other hand,

If we are intent on "saving the race", Mars makes way more sense than the moon. We could actually manage to have a self sustaining colony there at some point. Much easier than the hard vacuum of the moon.
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Heh-heh…Heh-heh…Heh-heh… You said “hard vacuum”.
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the stars just disappear
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80499753


according to eric dollars you cannot see stars in free space, only when gross matter is involed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80545214


There’s a made-up name if I’ve ever heard one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81661453


Obvious typo.

The name is DOLLARD.

drevil
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“The name is Dollard. James Dollard.”
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Why would we? If you can come up with a compelling reason that would benefit anyone, I'm sure they would consider it.

Most of the space race was nothing more than beating the Russians to it and proving to them that we could. Mission accomplished. Next?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78093641


Why go to mars?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76133003


I'm thinking it's just another pissing contest.

on the other hand,

If we are intent on "saving the race", Mars makes way more sense than the moon. We could actually manage to have a self sustaining colony there at some point. Much easier than the hard vacuum of the moon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78093641


Heh-heh…Heh-heh…Heh-heh… You said “hard vacuum”.
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If you whipped out yer cock on the Moon, in the instant before you died, horribly, you would see it expand to the size of a large pumpkin.

pennywise
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a book was just released that tells the whole story of the lunar rover...

"Across Airless Wilds"

maybe OP could read it and tell us what he thinks

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
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I’ve been looking for a good instructional manual for building my son a car for his Cub Scout Pinewood Derby. Thanks!
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Why go to mars?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76133003


I'm thinking it's just another pissing contest.

on the other hand,

If we are intent on "saving the race", Mars makes way more sense than the moon. We could actually manage to have a self sustaining colony there at some point. Much easier than the hard vacuum of the moon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78093641


Heh-heh…Heh-heh…Heh-heh… You said “hard vacuum”.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81661453


If you whipped out yer cock on the Moon, in the instant before you died, horribly, you would see it expand to the size of a large pumpkin.

pennywise
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cruise Die a proud man.
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Diamonds are forever was released just prior with the moon desert fake scene etc.
This was so if anyone doubted the moon landing all the believers could say bs you have been watching too much James BOND.
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Kind of like how “Conspiracy Theory” with Mel Gibson came out several years before 9/11.
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Diamonds are forever was released just prior with the moon desert fake scene etc.
This was so if anyone doubted the moon landing all the believers could say bs you have been watching too much James BOND.
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Kind of like how “Conspiracy Theory” with Mel Gibson came out several years before 9/11.
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drevil
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Get the Lunar Rover up there, unpack it and then bolt it all together. Seems to me the first landing they had "the" lunar lander craft, big enough for a couple of men (yea lunar lander door too small for their giant backpacks, but that is another conversation)

Then, they returned, in the SAME model lunar lander and OH! - suddenly it has room for a little car too! - ZERO images of unpacking it or assembling it - you know, with those giant space suits and they are just going to slap that baby together like an Indy pit crew.

Says here, the Rover was stored in Quadrant 1 [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
"Each LRV was carried to the Moon folded up in the Lunar Module's Quadrant 1 Bay. After being unpacked, each was driven an average of 30 km, without major incident. These three LRVs remain on the Moon."

Yea, have a look at little Quadrant 1 (same size as Quadrant III facing the viewer of the image) - that whole car fits into that huh? [link to history.nasa.gov (secure)]


Oh right, as they unload it, it unfolds and builds itself!! Hell we all knew that right


[link to history.nasa.gov (secure)]


[link to upload.wikimedia.org (secure)] buying that?
 Quoting: MoonGod 61808181


Look, this is a conspiracy site, are you new?
WE have covered these questions and agreed after research the practical answer years ago, get with it!
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Likely they had the technical skill and equipment to accomplish some probe landings with some rovers. Highly doubtful they could have landed humans and brought them back repeatedly without fatalities. Take out the life support requirements for the missions and the mass calculations make some kind sense. Even robotic missions with the hollywood hoax production on sound stages is impressive. But to take this tale at face value is not wise. Too much doesn't add up and not enough falsifiable data was collected to make it valid science taken as a whole.
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Agree
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Deployment of the LRV from the LM quad 1 by the astronauts was achieved with a system of pulleys and braked reels using ropes and cloth tapes.

The rover was folded and stored in quad 1 with the underside of the chassis facing out. One astronaut would climb the egress ladder on the LM and release the rover, which would then be slowly tilted out by the second astronaut on the ground through the use of reels and tapes.

As the rover was let down from the bay most of the deployment was automatic. The rear wheels folded out and locked in place and when they touched the ground the front of the rover could be unfolded, the wheels deployed, and the entire frame let down to the surface by pulleys.

The rover components locked into place upon opening. Cabling, pins, and tripods would then be removed and the seats and footrests raised.

After switching on all the electronics the vehicle was ready to back away from the LM. The image at right shows an earlier version of the planned deployment which does not exactly match the final sequence, note for example that the rover is facing away from the LM after deployment.

[link to nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov (secure)]
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Looks like the Pet Detective “birth” scene out of the rhino’s anus.

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I think the technology was there but the government has been hiding or suppressing some of it, like hydrogen fuel cells, ever since. However, let's assume for a moment that the whole affair was fake. What motivation would the Soviets have to not expose the whole thing?
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MEXICO just sent 7 Astronautos to tje Moon in a rocket run by a Iphone
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Did they have their immigration papers? Or were they smuggled?

Space Coyotes… Coming to a theater near you.
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India is sending a Monolith and 7 Monkeys to walk on the Moon...Fox News
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Ah yes…the Ganges2 spacecraft. Smells like curry inside. Mission sponsored by 7-11.
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India is sending a Monolith and 7 Monkeys to walk on the Moon...Fox News
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India is sending a Monolith and 7 Monkeys to walk on the Moon...Fox News
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AP wire...China to send a Bat to the Moon
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epiclol
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NASA just gave you a mind wipe: [link to www.flightjournal.com (secure)]


Look at how flimsy that lunar module is. The shit really is made out of paper.
 Quoting: YHWZDQ 80591416


the stars just disappear
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80499753


according to eric dollars you cannot see stars in free space, only when gross matter is involed
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then how does hubble - in space - see stars & galaxies?
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NASA just gave you a mind wipe: [link to www.flightjournal.com (secure)]


Look at how flimsy that lunar module is. The shit really is made out of paper.
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the stars just disappear
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according to eric dollars you cannot see stars in free space, only when gross matter is involed
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then how does hubble - in space - see stars & galaxies?
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^This
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Why doesn't Trinity or some other person with a telescope point it towards the moon and take some snapshot of all the moon junk left by America? Certainly , SOMEBODY has taken pics of an Apollo landing site?

Yet, this wish of mine will never be satisfied until I take the time and resources to rent some time at a telescope. OP, the answer is out there, you just have to get your hands on a ex NASA employee and squeeze the truth out of him. Otherwise noone will care.
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Mongolian desert.. Rats? Mongolian desert. Candy wrappers? Toy dolls? Nevada desert.

Moon...mars...whatEVER...all the same BS
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Get the Lunar Rover up there, unpack it and then bolt it all together. Seems to me the first landing they had "the" lunar lander craft, big enough for a couple of men (yea lunar lander door too small for their giant backpacks, but that is another conversation)

Then, they returned, in the SAME model lunar lander and OH! - suddenly it has room for a little car too! - ZERO images of unpacking it or assembling it - you know, with those giant space suits and they are just going to slap that baby together like an Indy pit crew.

Says here, the Rover was stored in Quadrant 1 [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
"Each LRV was carried to the Moon folded up in the Lunar Module's Quadrant 1 Bay. After being unpacked, each was driven an average of 30 km, without major incident. These three LRVs remain on the Moon."

Yea, have a look at little Quadrant 1 (same size as Quadrant III facing the viewer of the image) - that whole car fits into that huh? [link to history.nasa.gov (secure)]


Oh right, as they unload it, it unfolds and builds itself!! Hell we all knew that right


[link to history.nasa.gov (secure)]


[link to upload.wikimedia.org (secure)] buying that?
 Quoting: MoonGod 61808181


You'd be amazed what they can do on a movie set.





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