A preview of a new radical feature of the vaccine. Don't be alone, get yours now!

5G Touch (tm)

- Reach out and touch anyone remotely through 5g. That's right, you can finally hug someone again. Our special graphene oxide injections connect your body to the 5G network giving you the sensation of touching another person whenever you want.

- Touch them with your thoughts. Since the nano particles in the vaccine easily pass the blood brain barrier, all you need to do to use 5G Touch (tm) is think of hugging, shaking hands, etc (use your imagination), and you are now touching that person! It's bidirectional so they will feel it too.

That's right! Never feel isolated in a lock down again!

Disclaimer:
Must be vaccinated to use. Common side effects include, but are not limited to: paralysis, cerebral thrombosis, seizures, heart enlargement, clotting and sudden death.