Chickened out on sneak stealing a flower earlier

I remember once having crass.
We would illegally fish out in the docks and throw all of our catches into a random sail boat.
They got really strict after that.

The boat didn't dock there anymore neither.
fing bluegill

Good times

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We were angled above the boats so it was an easy toss.
I'd be lying if I told you how many we threw but I do remember my friend telling me to stop, "thats enough".

lmao

never chased by blus

But when I did I didn't mean to turn you on

I think I’m losing that ninja need, that rogue ability to be sneaky as a motherfucker. I mean you guys would shit yours elfs if you have seen the ninja moves I have pulled off before.

So I was walking down the street to a particular house that has really, really good cherry red grevillea flowers. There was a car parked in the grass right next to the grevillea bush, like 2 foot of space between. I have seen this before, I have swiftly walked between and cut a flower as I passed.

Didn’t care today. Left the good flowers and got 3 sub-par flowers and one small “moonlight” grevillea which is actually just as good as the cherry red ones.