Just some shower thoughts: Your pets were never born

I'll wait while everyone does a pet check

WTF are you talking about, tons of people breed dogs and cats… or their un-spayed pets get pregnant, but that doesn’t happens as much nowadays since most people spay and neuter.

A quick google search will show you that dogs and cats do have belly buttons, as do all placental mammals.

Last Edited by Gabriel~ on 06/24/2021 10:41 PM

Your just trying to make something happen when we go check our pets' bellies. Something could happen. They could toot.

Smoke another one.

I was literally there when some of them were born. They have belly buttons.

Op, did your caregivers give you access unsupervised to the internet again?

Adam and Eve had no belly buttons neither

I've got nipples, can you milk me Focker?

They come out in little bags, like your Hot Pockys.