The Witch's Corner

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassep"t rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

We did it guys! 150 pages :D

https://imgur.com/rkoCNar

HMS Pinafore? LOL

Next stop 200! Shoot for the moon!

I can't post videos.

Imagine a healthy baritone singing this from me to you guys.

Moonshot, or no moonshot;
There is no safely invest.

I'll use my imagination. I'm not posting the score from the HMS Pinafore. I may be crazy but that is pushing even my limits lol

Eh, I am mister 'goody two shoes' or 'peter pan'. Now I need twinkle Z to shove a can of wd-40 up my ass...

And upon hitting page 150, I'm off to bed. Much love to you all and Blessed Be.

And please try not to burn the place down while I'm gone ok?

And upon hitting page 150, I'm off to bed. Much love to you all and Blessed Be.

And please try not to burn the place down while I'm gone ok?

And upon hitting page 150, I'm off to bed. Much love to you all and Blessed Be.

And please try not to burn the place down while I'm gone ok?

time to post music!!

Some gaelic or celtic music videos, with rainbows and fairies in it!

No sleep for the candles.

Oh I could write a book Glax. I could write a damn book.

Already did...
and you read the first three chapters. Would you care to read the rest??

Does it have a happy ending? I only read warm-fuzzy books. :P

Did I read the first three chapters? Cause I don't remember that.

Silly aside, yes I am interested.

did i make it to the top or the bottom?

Well it has been said that no man can reach the top of the world tree.
So considering that; if you find yourself looking down on everyone you may want to check your orientation. :P

Actually GW did.. and yes, it has a warm fuzzy ending...

Already did...
and you read the first three chapters. Would you care to read the rest??