Calling all mattress and bed experts

Egyptian cotton thread is this

Nope no butthurt here

I’m an expert

Feel the sheets, rub them between your fingers and if it feels good, then it’s good

I’m hypnotized by these Egyptian threads....so luxurious and silky soft....it’s as if they take over my mind and bring me down really really fast....don’t know where or how deep but this is so insanely comfortable....

Hope nobody interrupts my slumber in these soft silky bed sheets....very nice bed too 4 posts solid gold....getting sleepy.....lost in the softness....if I drift off you know why...

We have silver sheets here, lusciously smooth and kills germs

So comfortable and luxurious....come in bed with me my other wives will move down....come come

Killing Germans that’s not very nice

Anyone who sleeps on a mattress is ghey

Better use Pure L

Are any of your lovely ladies good at back rubs?

Egyptian Cotton sheets smell like sweaty ball sacks

Come feel this Egyptian cotton


You know what they say

Op don't buy those cheap sheets from walmart, those make you sweat like crazy at night. You'll have to make sure they are egyptian cotton, I find them cheaply in thrift stores for about 5 bucks instead of shelling out nearly 35.00 or more dollars per sheet.

bamboo is where shit gets real

Uhhh excoose but what means?

Let me find your mom she’ll know

bedgear.com I liked their pillows so much I bought some of their sheets as well. Silly soft. You won't be disappointed.

Ok what..means this..? Is joke..,,,?

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Toooonnnnneeeeeee

I can't believe I am actually responding to this shit thread.

Speaking of threads.... I prefer 1500 ct Egyptian Cotton made by Italians.

I found them on sale at WalMart.

Wait. I just lied.

The Klan says any white sheet is a good sheet

My sheets are black, and I'm white. Go figure.

Fuck your Klan asshole.