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Menopause Rhapsody - Bohemian Rhapsody Parody Song for every Queen

 
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Ladies and gentlemen....a likening to the menopausal Banshee!


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We could make one hell of a militia! Menopausal women unite!

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I’ve lived it, it is hell in a whole different way. Oh, and the estrogen progesterone treatments just delay those hot flashes.

Ask me how I know. I went down at 40ish and was on hormones for 25 years. Doctor demanded I stop. Since I am off, they come back in full force in my late 60s.

Just take it when it comes and be done with it.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic



Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Went that route too with the estrogen creams. Didn’t work a bit. Sounds silly but I started writing erotic fiction. Reading it also. Only took about 2 months and how do I say this……. It’s all juicy again. Chuckle
I bought some numbing cream for tattoos for the vestibule area, sometimes it’s sensitive but everything else’s is working perfectly. The mind can do this for you. Simply reading and writing for me.

My link below to my fanfic was the magic. Lol
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I’ve lived it, it is hell in a whole different way. Oh, and the estrogen progesterone treatments just delay those hot flashes.

Ask me how I know. I went down at 40ish and was on hormones for 25 years. Doctor demanded I stop. Since I am off, they come back in full force in my late 60s.

Just take it when it comes and be done with it.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic



Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Went that route too with the estrogen creams. Didn’t work a bit. Sounds silly but I started writing erotic fiction. Reading it also. Only took about 2 months and how do I say this……. It’s all juicy again. Chuckle
I bought some numbing cream for tattoos for the vestibule area, sometimes it’s sensitive but everything else’s is working perfectly. The mind can do this for you. Simply reading and writing for me.

My link below to my fanfic was the magic. Lol
 Quoting: Fossy


Mmmmm....juicy.
Thanks Fossy!
hf
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I’ve lived it, it is hell in a whole different way. Oh, and the estrogen progesterone treatments just delay those hot flashes.

Ask me how I know. I went down at 40ish and was on hormones for 25 years. Doctor demanded I stop. Since I am off, they come back in full force in my late 60s.

Just take it when it comes and be done with it.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic



Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Went that route too with the estrogen creams. Didn’t work a bit. Sounds silly but I started writing erotic fiction. Reading it also. Only took about 2 months and how do I say this……. It’s all juicy again. Chuckle
I bought some numbing cream for tattoos for the vestibule area, sometimes it’s sensitive but everything else’s is working perfectly. The mind can do this for you. Simply reading and writing for me.

My link below to my fanfic was the magic. Lol
 Quoting: Fossy



My GYN started talking about lubricants, and I said I didn't need them. I told him I had not a problem getting soaking wet. He looked at me like....blinkblinkblink

Heh, he thought I was fibbing a little. I was not. He questioned me about it. It seemingly perplexed him that I had my own juices.

I dunno....shrug
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I’ve lived it, it is hell in a whole different way. Oh, and the estrogen progesterone treatments just delay those hot flashes.

Ask me how I know. I went down at 40ish and was on hormones for 25 years. Doctor demanded I stop. Since I am off, they come back in full force in my late 60s.

Just take it when it comes and be done with it.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic



Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Ob put me on birth control pills, they messed me up. She tried a different kind, same result. Gave up after 4 months, figure I'm just going to suck it up and let mother nature have her way with me.

The one and only thing I've tried that helps is this awesome lube called Passion. Water based, not sticky and works great!

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

I'm blessed to have a wonderful hubby who still loves me despite my body morphing into a potato shaped train wreck
yeahsure
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Me too, my hubby understands. I am small down there and he is quite large, and last time we tried I bled and hurt. I just purchased this product from Amazon. Please let this work!!!!! Thanks for the link.

Hubby is having his own issues, sometimes requires a popsicle stick taped to it to remain in shape. He says because of it’s immense weight.
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Ladies and gentlemen....a likening to the menopausal Banshee!


banshee



billlaugh
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


rofl
lolsign

So true!

My momma just brought me a tower fan.
It feels so good!

I might not turn into a pile of ashes now.

I highly recommend.

Hang in there bitches! grouphug

PS: I am really growing rather fond of my vibrator. Haha!
 Quoting: Triteia



I want to touch my partner, be plastered up against my partner, for my partner to feel me feeling him. Vibrators seem so impersonal to me.

I mean, I know it'll take me from zero to "OMG! WHOOP! WAAAH!" in no time flat, but it's just flat and lifeless to me. It gives me nothing but an orgasm, and for me that's not the best part of making love. The bonding is the best part, I think.

Meh, but I'll do what I have to do to get it pliable again....longhair



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I’ve lived it, it is hell in a whole different way. Oh, and the estrogen progesterone treatments just delay those hot flashes.

Ask me how I know. I went down at 40ish and was on hormones for 25 years. Doctor demanded I stop. Since I am off, they come back in full force in my late 60s.

Just take it when it comes and be done with it.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic



Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Ob put me on birth control pills, they messed me up. She tried a different kind, same result. Gave up after 4 months, figure I'm just going to suck it up and let mother nature have her way with me.

The one and only thing I've tried that helps is this awesome lube called Passion. Water based, not sticky and works great!

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

I'm blessed to have a wonderful hubby who still loves me despite my body morphing into a potato shaped train wreck
yeahsure
 Quoting: StellaBlue



Me too, my hubby understands. I am small down there and he is quite large, and last time we tried I bled and hurt. I just purchased this product from Amazon. Please let this work!!!!! Thanks for the link.

Hubby is having his own issues, sometimes requires a popsicle stick taped to it to remain in shape. He says because of it’s immense weight.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic


epiclol

Men have it so easy! 9ne phone call and a magic pill comes in the mail! Though your hubby sounds like he is just fine in that department!

Fossy I will check out your stuff, thanks lady!

I wish we could all get together for some beers. You gals rock!
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I’ve lived it, it is hell in a whole different way. Oh, and the estrogen progesterone treatments just delay those hot flashes.

Ask me how I know. I went down at 40ish and was on hormones for 25 years. Doctor demanded I stop. Since I am off, they come back in full force in my late 60s.

Just take it when it comes and be done with it.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic



Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Ob put me on birth control pills, they messed me up. She tried a different kind, same result. Gave up after 4 months, figure I'm just going to suck it up and let mother nature have her way with me.

The one and only thing I've tried that helps is this awesome lube called Passion. Water based, not sticky and works great!

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

I'm blessed to have a wonderful hubby who still loves me despite my body morphing into a potato shaped train wreck
yeahsure
 Quoting: StellaBlue



Me too, my hubby understands. I am small down there and he is quite large, and last time we tried I bled and hurt. I just purchased this product from Amazon. Please let this work!!!!! Thanks for the link.

Hubby is having his own issues, sometimes requires a popsicle stick taped to it to remain in shape. He says because of it’s immense weight.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic



Yes, my partner is thick, and I'm not large, either....under any other circumstance this would be GREAT!

Having a torn up Toy Box is no fun, though, it hurts....sad


"Popsicle stick".......billlaugh


We all have our issues with our Toy Boxes and Joy Sticks at one point or the other....hf
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We are here for you, lovey.....grouphug


Just know, it doesn't last forever....hf
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Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Ob put me on birth control pills, they messed me up. She tried a different kind, same result. Gave up after 4 months, figure I'm just going to suck it up and let mother nature have her way with me.

The one and only thing I've tried that helps is this awesome lube called Passion. Water based, not sticky and works great!

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

I'm blessed to have a wonderful hubby who still loves me despite my body morphing into a potato shaped train wreck
yeahsure
 Quoting: StellaBlue



Me too, my hubby understands. I am small down there and he is quite large, and last time we tried I bled and hurt. I just purchased this product from Amazon. Please let this work!!!!! Thanks for the link.

Hubby is having his own issues, sometimes requires a popsicle stick taped to it to remain in shape. He says because of it’s immense weight.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic


epiclol

Men have it so easy! 9ne phone call and a magic pill comes in the mail! Though your hubby sounds like he is just fine in that department!

Fossy I will check out your stuff, thanks lady!

I wish we could all get together for some beers. You gals rock!
 Quoting: StellaBlue



Gosh, but that would be so much fun!

Heh, an all GLP women weekend getaway....heh, I betcha we could solve all the problems in the world of people in a weekend, what with all our heads together in one room....for sure we will decide some "heads must roll."

My gawd, but we'd have fun. Coffee klatching it in the morning, and simmering in alcohol....well, the rest of the time. Heh.

Some of us are a bit on the unruly side....heh, "DON'T TREAD ON ME!" or we will fuck you up, without even touching you...harhar.

I do love-love my GLP women brethren....hf

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chucklechucklechuckle

I knew it was tuff, but damn. Sent this to my wife who will appreciate.

Thanks for the laugh!
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chucklechucklechuckle

I knew it was tuff, but damn. Sent this to my wife who will appreciate.

Thanks for the laugh!
 Quoting: American Poet



Yes, it's an excellent video in that it pulls it all together in one space....it makes it easier to realize the depth of the difficulties, all in one place, like it is for us.

Thank you for sending it on to her! We all need to laugh, especially when it's the darkest!
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5*'s and green for you, hon! It's 20+ years for me and there was NO info about it then, except for the little booklets from the doc. I remember ALL of that! I thought I was truly going insane back then. My family thought so too!

Ladies, good for you for talking about it. I have to warn y'all though. Enjoy your break from "Aunt Flo". You'll be wearing pads for bladder issues down the road. GGGRRR!!

I'm saving this one! Epic!
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5*'s and green for you, hon! It's 20+ years for me and there was NO info about it then, except for the little booklets from the doc. I remember ALL of that! I thought I was truly going insane back then. My family thought so too!

Ladies, good for you for talking about it. I have to warn y'all though. Enjoy your break from "Aunt Flo". You'll be wearing pads for bladder issues down the road. GGGRRR!!

I'm saving this one! Epic!
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Yeah, I was just talking to my guy, and we were talking about how it's good there's a place we can share information and laugh!


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nice song, but I had absolutely no problems with it

those times just became fewer & fewer apart, then stopped

menarche was way more uncomfortable
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janice-OMG.........laugh


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nice song, but I had absolutely no problems with it

those times just became fewer & fewer apart, then stopped

menarche was way more uncomfortable
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You are one of the lucky few! Like those gals that sail through pregnancy and childbirth.

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I'm long finished with menopause, but I'm hoping some of youses ladies in the thick of it, damned , will find this laugh-worthy.

Laughter is good medicine....hugs
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I would find it funny if I wasn’t so fucking irritated and dying from hot flashes!

lolsign

This fucking sucks! Fuck menopause!
When does it stop?????
HELP ME!
 Quoting: Triteia



Hmmmm, for you I'm thinking it will be three years all together for you to move through it....hugs

How long are you into it?


Heh, and don't send an energy bomb to the messenger....hiding2
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It's been 10 years for me so far, I don't think it's ever going to stop.
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laughing

lovethread

chocolate

laughing

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I'm long finished with menopause, but I'm hoping some of youses ladies in the thick of it, damned , will find this laugh-worthy.

Laughter is good medicine....hugs
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I would find it funny if I wasn’t so fucking irritated and dying from hot flashes!

lolsign

This fucking sucks! Fuck menopause!
When does it stop?????
HELP ME!
 Quoting: Triteia



Hmmmm, for you I'm thinking it will be three years all together for you to move through it....hugs

How long are you into it?


Heh, and don't send an energy bomb to the messenger....hiding2
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


It's been 10 years for me so far, I don't think it's ever going to stop.
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Jeebus, sister....hugs
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

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laughing

lovethread

chocolate

laughing

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"Like my fucking inner child is playing with fucking matches".....1rof1

Very funny, lovey....chuckle


As ALWAYS, my heart to yours....hugs
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
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by myself, but not alone...

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I’ve lived it, it is hell in a whole different way. Oh, and the estrogen progesterone treatments just delay those hot flashes.

Ask me how I know. I went down at 40ish and was on hormones for 25 years. Doctor demanded I stop. Since I am off, they come back in full force in my late 60s.

Just take it when it comes and be done with it.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic



Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Ob put me on birth control pills, they messed me up. She tried a different kind, same result. Gave up after 4 months, figure I'm just going to suck it up and let mother nature have her way with me.

The one and only thing I've tried that helps is this awesome lube called Passion. Water based, not sticky and works great!

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

I'm blessed to have a wonderful hubby who still loves me despite my body morphing into a potato shaped train wreck
yeahsure
 Quoting: StellaBlue



Me too, my hubby understands. I am small down there and he is quite large, and last time we tried I bled and hurt. I just purchased this product from Amazon. Please let this work!!!!! Thanks for the link.

Hubby is having his own issues, sometimes requires a popsicle stick taped to it to remain in shape. He says because of it’s immense weight.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic


rofl!!!! Hilarious! If the water based doesn’t last long enough try “wet”. It’s silicone, slippery af and does not soak in or get sticky. Lol! Seriously try the tattoo numbing cream. It works amazing for those small entrances ohyeah It’s a must. Otherwise I feel like I’m getting an episiotomy.
It’s called Uber Numb
Uber Numb 5% Lidocaine Topical Anesthetic Cream Advanced Formula Rapid Absorption Non-Oily (4 Ounce (CR)) [link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

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Yeah, I went through it with no help. I knew there were supplements I could take, but I just couldn't afford them.

Lol, I would stand over the AC vent on the floor with only a dress on, just to get the cooling down going. Heh, I loved that vent.

The thing is, the grief with it doesn't just stop once the kwappy symptoms go away. After awhile the vagina starts to dry and atrophy.

I had sex for the first time in eight years last year, and it tore me to bleeding. I went to my GYN to see what could be done about it after reading about estrogen cream applied in the vagina....heh, my partner suggested I get a vibrator to "work it out." I wasn't believing him.

The GYN gave me a 'script for the estrogen cream...and once I got over the embarrassment of the question, I asked him about using a vibrator as an aide to "liven" the vagina. He wholeheartedly agreed with my partner.

So....yeah. Menopause, the lack of estrogen, keeps serving it's degradation, but at least it's only one thing, and not EVERYTHING.

I haven't really started using the cream....because cancer concerns, and my partner doesn't yet live by me. My grandmother died of ovarian cancer, so I'm a little squeamish about it.

But I would like to have a satisfying sex life. I want to make love with my partner...it's just hard not worry a bit, ya know?

sigh....these bodies we have as human beings are just not really all that, I protest
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Ob put me on birth control pills, they messed me up. She tried a different kind, same result. Gave up after 4 months, figure I'm just going to suck it up and let mother nature have her way with me.

The one and only thing I've tried that helps is this awesome lube called Passion. Water based, not sticky and works great!

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

I'm blessed to have a wonderful hubby who still loves me despite my body morphing into a potato shaped train wreck
yeahsure
 Quoting: StellaBlue



Me too, my hubby understands. I am small down there and he is quite large, and last time we tried I bled and hurt. I just purchased this product from Amazon. Please let this work!!!!! Thanks for the link.

Hubby is having his own issues, sometimes requires a popsicle stick taped to it to remain in shape. He says because of it’s immense weight.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic


epiclol

Men have it so easy! 9ne phone call and a magic pill comes in the mail! Though your hubby sounds like he is just fine in that department!

Fossy I will check out your stuff, thanks lady!

I wish we could all get together for some beers. You gals rock!
 Quoting: StellaBlue


I am down with that!!!!! hugs
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So, I had a complete oomphectomy with all the sides. They took everything because of my endometriosis. It was a 3 hour surgery and they removed 5 lbs of endometrial tissue alone! I burst into a river about 30 min after arriving home. Sweat rolled off of me and dropped from my fingers. I couldn’t keep dry jammies on me long enough for hubby to wash and dry the wet ones. All in all, an incredibly horrible experience.
I did the htr but soon dropped it from fear. Spent the next ten yrs wasting my money on creams while I dried up into a prune.

I didn’t get mean or testy. After being a highly, highly sexual individual I became depressed as hell. The pain……. Dryness….. lack of stretch.
Felt so sorry for my hubby. Did things for him to make up for it….
ALL the things but inside I was so sad and horny in a weird way. I’m sure some of you get it. No drive but it simmered. I suppose if my hubby had been the type to initiate sex ever, it would have been different but I guess I had him badly trained because I always did the initiating before.

He never got untrained, just waited, forlornly. Talking about the better days in the before time. It Pissed me off. Put all the blame on me. I spent 5 yrs just saying. Repeatedly “ It’s not that I don’t want to, I really do and I need it but I don’t have that drive I used to have to initiate it. If you want it. Come get it!” He wouldn’t. So weird because I didn’t gain weight, I looked exactly the same. I was in better shape because I worked more, without pain. It was and is still bewildering to me. But we’re getting divorced now. I honestly can’t take it anymore and though through my reading and writing I’m back to my normal self. I just find him too beset with rules and so damn boring I can’t handle it. Lol if I have to initiate another male centric sex session I will explode. Lolol! So that was 15 yrs gone by. Now! Due to the

Wet
Uber Numb
Erotic fiction

I’m back to my bad old self. So. In my case. It’s not forever and I’m in my 50’s. You can recapture the tiger you are. Maybe by now it’s a cougar????
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Omg!!! I’m working my way backward through this thread….


Please ladies!!!! Listen to me. Try the things I’ve said. You can listen to some naughty audiobooks for free on YouTube. Start with the Scottish highlanders!!! Omg dribble Please try my method and creams etc.
all this changed me back. It’s all I can say. I’m embarking on a new life with a highly sexed younger man. Not bragging at all!!! Just saying without those things I did it wouldn’t be possible. Please just try them.
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Try this one…
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Maya Banks, Moning for a start.
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Ob put me on birth control pills, they messed me up. She tried a different kind, same result. Gave up after 4 months, figure I'm just going to suck it up and let mother nature have her way with me.

The one and only thing I've tried that helps is this awesome lube called Passion. Water based, not sticky and works great!

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

I'm blessed to have a wonderful hubby who still loves me despite my body morphing into a potato shaped train wreck
yeahsure
 Quoting: StellaBlue



Me too, my hubby understands. I am small down there and he is quite large, and last time we tried I bled and hurt. I just purchased this product from Amazon. Please let this work!!!!! Thanks for the link.

Hubby is having his own issues, sometimes requires a popsicle stick taped to it to remain in shape. He says because of it’s immense weight.
 Quoting: Texas Best Republic


epiclol

Men have it so easy! 9ne phone call and a magic pill comes in the mail! Though your hubby sounds like he is just fine in that department!

Fossy I will check out your stuff, thanks lady!

I wish we could all get together for some beers. You gals rock!
 Quoting: StellaBlue



Gosh, but that would be so much fun!

Heh, an all GLP women weekend getaway....heh, I betcha we could solve all the problems in the world of people in a weekend, what with all our heads together in one room....for sure we will decide some "heads must roll."

My gawd, but we'd have fun. Coffee klatching it in the morning, and simmering in alcohol....well, the rest of the time. Heh.

Some of us are a bit on the unruly side....heh, "DON'T TREAD ON ME!" or we will fuck you up, without even touching you...harhar.

I do love-love my GLP women brethren....hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


That WOULD be fun!!!!
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