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'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale!

 
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Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton.

This story be fishy.
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thats why he was spit out...I believe it
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Modern day Jonah. Also supports the biblical account in case you atheist assholes thought that wasn't possible
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They will not believe until their knees crack when they are forced to bend. And then it will be too late.
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dude survived a plane crash in the jungle ten years before.
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I saw kayakers get kicked up in the air and land in a whales mouth but if I recall correctly they didn't get swallowed because the whales throat doesn't open wide enough.

Maybe I read wrong or maybe the capecodtimes is fake news?
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the sea was angry that day my friends!
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One of my favorites episodes...George, the marine biologist
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"Licensed commercial lobster divers literally pluck lobsters off the sandy bottom, and as Packard, 56, dove down Friday morning, he saw schools of sand lances and stripers swimming by. The ocean food chain was in full evidence, but about 10 feet from the bottom Packard suddenly knew what it truly felt like to be part of that chain."

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"In something truly biblical, Packard was swallowed whole by a humpback whale.

“All of a sudden, I felt this huge shove and the next thing I knew it was completely black,” Packard recalled Friday afternoon following his release from Cape Cod Hospital in Hyannis. “I could sense I was moving, and I could feel the whale squeezing with the muscles in his mouth.”

Initially, Packard thought he was inside a great white shark, but he couldn’t feel any teeth and he hadn’t suffered any obvious wounds. It quickly dawned on him that he had been swallowed by a whale." <50% Full story at linky goodness.

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 Quoting: Louis in Richmond

They're was never a whale in the bible lmao
It was an abduction by aliens. And this is the 500,000th guy that this happened to. Fuck your religion
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Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton.

This story be fishy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323


It has happened less than a year ago, too.

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The question nobody is asking is did you see the whales Assballs?
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Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton.

This story be fishy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323


No, 9f course obviously that's why he spit him out, yuck human!
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Modern day Jonah. Also supports the biblical account in case you atheist assholes thought that wasn't possible
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80260040


They will not believe until their knees crack when they are forced to bend. And then it will be too late.
 Quoting: FightForGod!


This is the TRUTH ^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~ YOU ARE ALL WARNED
AND GIVEN MIRACLES TO SEE AND TO PONDER

BUT WHAT DO YOU DO INSTEAD.

MOCK RIDICULE IGNORE
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Nah. It's fishy. Pro divers are all about situational awareness. And those whales still keep an eye open and know if they're coning up to an object.

The guy would've sensed or seen the whale conng. They swim slow AF, and rarely on the bottom.

What can I say? Devil's advocate. Fishy. Could be a lame attempt at going viral. Big money getting imvited on talk shows etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323


You keep saying whales like there all the same. Some types of whales are very fast like killer whales and pilot whales. There are over 90 different species of whales.. stop putting them all in 1 category.
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Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton.

This story be fishy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323


That's why it spit him out.


 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


whales are intelligent, the whale could have picked him up to move him from a nest/or other danger....
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Zephaniah 1:3
"I will sweep away man and beast; I will sweep away the birds of the air, and the fish of the sea, and the idols with their wicked worshipers. I will cut off mankind from the face of the earth," declares the LORD.
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Modern day Jonah. Also supports the biblical account in case you atheist assholes thought that wasn't possible
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80260040


They will not believe until their knees crack when they are forced to bend. And then it will be too late.
 Quoting: FightForGod!


Sounds like one helluva whacky religion you got going there, my friend.
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Holy Cow!
Fear God and Dread Nought.
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Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton.

This story be fishy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323


That's why it spit him out.


 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


whales are intelligent, the whale could have picked him up to move him from a nest/or other danger....
 Quoting: seer


Good point!

Thanks for all the great comments everyone.

The question nobody is asking is did you see the whales Assballs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74337274


I believe he was at the wrong end to see any whale balls.
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"'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale!"
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Sounds like something the late Larry Flynt of Hustler magazine would dream up.

Probably covering up for a very wild night of adult fun with a very large and or wide woman.
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