'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale! | |
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FightForGod!
User ID: 80146778 United States 06/12/2021 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Modern day Jonah. Also supports the biblical account in case you atheist assholes thought that wasn't possible Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80260040 They will not believe until their knees crack when they are forced to bend. And then it will be too late. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, |
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OU8122
User ID: 79553795 United States 06/12/2021 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe I read wrong or maybe the capecodtimes is fake news? OU8122 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72455828 United States 06/12/2021 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Licensed commercial lobster divers literally pluck lobsters off the sandy bottom, and as Packard, 56, dove down Friday morning, he saw schools of sand lances and stripers swimming by. The ocean food chain was in full evidence, but about 10 feet from the bottom Packard suddenly knew what it truly felt like to be part of that chain." Quoting: Louis in Richmond [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] "In something truly biblical, Packard was swallowed whole by a humpback whale. “All of a sudden, I felt this huge shove and the next thing I knew it was completely black,” Packard recalled Friday afternoon following his release from Cape Cod Hospital in Hyannis. “I could sense I was moving, and I could feel the whale squeezing with the muscles in his mouth.” Initially, Packard thought he was inside a great white shark, but he couldn’t feel any teeth and he hadn’t suffered any obvious wounds. It quickly dawned on him that he had been swallowed by a whale." <50% Full story at linky goodness. [link to www.capecodtimes.com (secure)] They're was never a whale in the bible lmao It was an abduction by aliens. And this is the 500,000th guy that this happened to. Fuck your religion |
Major Doom
User ID: 80436317 United States 06/12/2021 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323 This story be fishy. It has happened less than a year ago, too. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Last Edited by Major Doom on 06/12/2021 11:47 AM DOOM is what you make of it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72507824 United States 06/12/2021 11:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Modern day Jonah. Also supports the biblical account in case you atheist assholes thought that wasn't possible Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80260040 They will not believe until their knees crack when they are forced to bend. And then it will be too late. This is the TRUTH ^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~ YOU ARE ALL WARNED AND GIVEN MIRACLES TO SEE AND TO PONDER BUT WHAT DO YOU DO INSTEAD. MOCK RIDICULE IGNORE |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 39697265 United States 06/12/2021 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah. It's fishy. Pro divers are all about situational awareness. And those whales still keep an eye open and know if they're coning up to an object. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323 The guy would've sensed or seen the whale conng. They swim slow AF, and rarely on the bottom. What can I say? Devil's advocate. Fishy. Could be a lame attempt at going viral. Big money getting imvited on talk shows etc. You keep saying whales like there all the same. Some types of whales are very fast like killer whales and pilot whales. There are over 90 different species of whales.. stop putting them all in 1 category. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80476121 South Africa 06/12/2021 12:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Modern day Jonah. Also supports the biblical account in case you atheist assholes thought that wasn't possible Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80260040 They will not believe until their knees crack when they are forced to bend. And then it will be too late. Sounds like one helluva whacky religion you got going there, my friend. |
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Louis in Richmond
(OP) That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 74769583 United States 06/12/2021 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whales don't eat big sized stuff like seals n humans. They eat tiny plankton. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80416323 This story be fishy. That's why it spit him out. whales are intelligent, the whale could have picked him up to move him from a nest/or other danger.... Good point! Thanks for all the great comments everyone. The question nobody is asking is did you see the whales Assballs? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74337274 I believe he was at the wrong end to see any whale balls. Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
The Starbuckian
User ID: 69629679 United States 06/12/2021 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale!" . . Sounds like something the late Larry Flynt of Hustler magazine would dream up. Probably covering up for a very wild night of adult fun with a very large and or wide woman. “Queen Sarah, save us from the Black Dog King!” - from the play, Dissocia [link to tasaonline.org.au (secure)] "Never be anyone's French poodle." - Mr Hamilton |