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A funny thing about natural blondes

 
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Blue eyed blonde women are gorgeous.
The haters are just jealous.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79427724


Your wife sounds breathtakingly beautiful.
Having to be careful in the sun is well worth it in exchange for being so beautiful.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Blue eyed blonde women are gorgeous.
The haters are just jealous.
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I don't think there really are many haters. It's always the same vulgar crazies that post that shit.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79427724


YOUR WIFE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HIDEOUS ALL BLONDES ARE STUPID AND UGLY HAVE SUCH SICK PASTY PALE SKIN SUNBURN SO EASY AND AGE HORRIBLE SAME WITH GINGERS BROWN EYED BRUNETTES ARE SO MUCH HOTTER AND SMATTER HANDLE THE SUN GREAT AND AGE VERY WELL BLUE ETED BLONDES AND GINGERS ARE SO JEALOUS OF HOT SEXY BROWN EYED BRUNETTES AS FOR BLONDE AND GINGER MEN BLONDE MEN AND GINGER MEN ARE STUPID AND UGLY TOO AND LOOK AND ACT LIKE F*GS AND MOST ARE F*GS HELL EVEN BLONDE AND GINGER WOMEN DON'T WANT BLONDE AND GINGER MEN AND WILL TRY AND FIND A BLACK MAN THAT IS STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK THEM INSTEAD!!
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Jealous much.
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They are also on about 100 pills a day of big pharma. Good for one night but be a different person with a burner phone you rip in half, breaking bad style.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


THE REASON BLONDE WOMEN AND GINGER WOMEN GO FOR BLACK MEN THAT ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK THEM IS BECAUSE BLONDE MEN AND GINGER MEN ARE SO MUCH OF EFFEMINATE SISSY LITTLE F*GS THAT NOT EVEN BLONDE WOMEN AND GINGER WOMEN WANT THEM SO THEY TRY AND FIND BLACK MEN THAT ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK THEM!!
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Go back to sleep paul its past your bedtime.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Interesting observation OP.
I never actually thought about it
But it is kind of funny though.

Maybe the cold cloudy climates need the blondes to brighten things up.
And the hot sunny climates need the brunettes to keep things from getting too bright and sunny.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79427724


Well dark blonde isn't so much bright and shiny like the sun like really light blonde hair is.
Green eyes aren't the color of the sky on a sunny day, either.
Your wife definitely fits the description OP was talking about.
You...not so much.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79427724

And yeah, people with red hair or light blonde, especially really light blonde, hair tend to sunburn very easy.
Dark blondes, not so much.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Why do the most stupid, ignorant people type in Capitals? Do they think it makes them look more important?
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Why do the most stupid, ignorant people type in Capitals? Do they think it makes them look more important?
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Because they're stupid and ignorant.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
WHITE WOMEN ESPESILLY BLONDES ARE STUPID AND UGLY WHITE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM PEOPLE ESPESILLY BLONDES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND SHOULD ALL BE EXTERMINATED FROM THE EARTH AND UNIVERSE FOREVER!!!
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Blue eyed blondes are the descendants of Noah.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


The only women I see with black men are unattractive and very much overweight.
 Quoting: 4doggies


Blacks love fat women.

Fat white women just want some attention and have to go dumpster diving
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80470802



It is a pretty awesome show of unity. I don't know if it will be enough, it is really only a drop in the bucket. A lot more will have to be done before we can get anywhere near herd immunity for the planet.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
My butchers daughter is a natural blonde...

Germans...

Very attractive young lady...

Soft spoken and silky smooth, ink free skin...

Thanks, op, for making wish that I was 20 years younger...

Dickhead...wtf
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Can't fool you huh? LOL! Anyway, can someone post an mp3 of Hal's show tonight as my fat ass missed it.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
I’m a pasty ass dude I fry haha
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


only cuz our country starlets whored out an underage white demographic fucking losers
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Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


only cuz our country starlets whored out an underage white demographic fucking losers
 Quoting: disgusting 79099947


Thanks for this thread op ill put inn my new album i fuck the 3rd world for another 10 Years +
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
WHITE WOMEN ESPESILLY BLONDES ARE STUPID AND UGLY WHITE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM PEOPLE ESPESILLY BLONDES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND SHOULD ALL BE EXTERMINATED FROM THE EARTH AND UNIVERSE FOREVER!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80473821


Have you worked yourself up into a froth yet? Sounds it Mr. caps-lock.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Natural blondes have the coloring of a bright sunny day (their hair bright like and the color of the sun, their eyes like the color of the sky on a bright sunny day, their skin white like puffy clouds on a bright sunny day) yet they're so vulnerable to the sun and get sunburnt so easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79401642


I was once one of those.. and while I did burn.. not really easily..
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Natural blondes have the coloring of a bright sunny day (their hair bright like and the color of the sun, their eyes like the color of the sky on a bright sunny day, their skin white like puffy clouds on a bright sunny day) yet they're so vulnerable to the sun and get sunburnt so easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79401642


I was once one of those.. and while I did burn.. not really easily..
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


So you once dyed your hair blonde?
Why?
Blondes whether natural or dyed are stupid and ugly and natural blonde have such ugly pasty pale skin and sunburn so easy same with gingers.
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Natural blondes have the coloring of a bright sunny day (their hair bright like and the color of the sun, their eyes like the color of the sky on a bright sunny day, their skin white like puffy clouds on a bright sunny day) yet they're so vulnerable to the sun and get sunburnt so easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79401642


I was once one of those.. and while I did burn.. not really easily..
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


So you once dyed your hair blonde?
Why?
Blondes whether natural or dyed are stupid and ugly and natural blonde have such ugly pasty pale skin and sunburn so easy same with gingers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79433115


I was born blond and stayed blond all my life.. I now have my father's mostly white hair. :recent me:
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
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I was once one of those.. and while I did burn.. not really easily..
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


So you once dyed your hair blonde?
Why?
Blondes whether natural or dyed are stupid and ugly and natural blonde have such ugly pasty pale skin and sunburn so easy same with gingers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79433115


I was born blond and stayed blond all my life.. I now have my father's mostly white hair. :recent me:
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


You are one ugly pasty pale skin bitch then again all blue eyed blondes are then again blonde hair blue eyes and pasty pale skin are the mark and curse if Cain and all you blue eyed blondes are the descendants of Cain and the nephilim
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79433115


biggest pile of bullshit on GLP today. the world had lots of people when Adam and Eve came here... and they had a LOT OF KIDS here. MAN appeared out of the evolutionary process 1 million years ago and there have been many folks that have colonized on this planet since the days of the dinosaurs.. Your silly god did not make Adam and Eve as the first people on earth:Thankyou Happy F:
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Natural blondes have the coloring of a bright sunny day (their hair bright like and the color of the sun, their eyes like the color of the sky on a bright sunny day, their skin white like puffy clouds on a bright sunny day) yet they're so vulnerable to the sun and get sunburnt so easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79401642


I was once one of those.. and while I did burn.. not really easily..
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


So you once dyed your hair blonde?
Why?
Blondes whether natural or dyed are stupid and ugly and natural blonde have such ugly pasty pale skin and sunburn so easy same with gingers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79433115


I was born blond and stayed blond all my life.. I now have my father's mostly white hair. :recent me:
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Blonde or not, natural or not.
You are one ugly bitch.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
My grandfather was ALgonquin and my dad Nordic. I get tan fast and keep the blond hair and blue eyes from my dad. Not a pale white kid.
 Quoting: New Heart


Yep.
That's why you tan because you're a mongrel with tainted blood.
Your hair is probably dark "blonde too" and your eyes probably dark blue.
Sorry but only people with natural platinum blonde or white blonde hair, very light blue eyes and very fair skin that doesn't tan are real whites.
Everyone else are tainted mongrels
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79427724


My sister has very light ash blonde hair and takes the sun better than my other sister and I who are more golden blonde with a reddish tint. We freckle, too, but she doesn't.
 Quoting: GA Girl


Well you and your sisters aren't true whites.
You're mongrels with tainted blood.
Only those with true blonde-which people call platinum blonde or white blonde- hair very light blue eyes and very fair skin that doesn't tan are truly white and the people of God.
Anyone with hair that isn't naturally platinum blonde or white blonde eyes that aren't very light blue or with skin that tans aren't white and are mongrels tainted with the blood of Cain and Satan.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79427724


You aren't white or really blonde.
True blonde hair us what people call platinum blonde or white blonde- which is what true white people that are Gods people have.
Real white people have natural platinum blonde or white blonde hair very light blue eyes and very fair skin that doesn't tan.
You have none if those features.
You're a tainted mongrel- a descendant of Cain and spawn of Satan.
Your wife on the other hand sounds like she's a real white person.
Unfortunately she's destroyed her true white bloodline forever breeding with a tainted Satanic mongrel like you and has ruined her beautiful angelic Godly bloodline forever and will burn in hell just like you tainted mongrels along with you and hers tainted mongrel offspring.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Blondes should be drown at birth. They are ugly and dumb.
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We know you like guys.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Black hair is sexy. Fuck blonde.





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