Ashtabula has the biggest beach on Lake Erie. Tons of nice restaurants, bed and breakfasts, and stuff to do. Plus it’s inexpensive. It’s close to Geneva on the Lake which is cool for an hour or two depending on how drunk you get. If you have ten bucks to your name you can hang 5 girls. They hardly have any police so you can literally getaway with murders if that’s your thing. Drinking and driving is a blast.

Then there’s about a thousand wineries to get even more blacked out. Eat some cheese trays and shit.

Good fishing about a mile out if you bring a boat.