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HO HO HO. From The real Santa clause.

 
Santa Clause
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12/24/2007 07:38 AM
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Yo.

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays.

Unlike the Fake Santas of the world. I'm totally real.

Unfortunatly, something common with me and other Santa's are that I do make lists, I don't check them twice though. I'm lazy and I rather enjoy other people who try to help me get their names on my list.

So yeah.

The real Santa Clause does make lists.

But don't believe the bull shit about checking them twice.
Reality is felt through the heart. Human and intellectual retardation rule & govern all.
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12/24/2007 07:41 AM
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Oh whoops. Forgot to give you guys your present.

Behold.

A Gif animation I made for all it's low resolution pixels.

Enjoy.



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12/24/2007 07:44 AM
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Oh crap. I forgot about the repurcussions of all my actions.

So... to all the people left with coal.

Here is a gift for you Losers...




It's my dog being happy. Probably because I haven't had him neutered yet. Or maybe he just wants to eat a bug thats flying around.

dogsmile

It's my dog smiling.



Direct all your hate to him or whatever.

He's living in Richmond, Canada. So if you want to remote view me/bug me, you better use my dog's photo, not my avatars! My powers of GIF creation technology is far beyond the ken of the wisest human walking this earth or who has ever walked the earth for that matter.

And in the end, you wouldn't want to hate a poor helpless mutt right? Of course not.

hf

Peace out.

-RazriN
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12/24/2007 07:51 AM
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Re: HO HO HO. From The real Santa clause.
hahahahahaha

I want to kill you RazriN! (1) 16.7%

Read the clause above.
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12/24/2007 07:57 AM
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Re: Votes to kill RazriN

The devil is always in the details.

I'm not a Santa Claus i'm Santa'sClause.

Think for more than a split second before you vote.

Or don't.

You'll still probably get coal next year anyway!

Merry Christmas everyone & Happy holidays.

Peace, Love and all of the above.

Santa Clauses last message for the year.
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12/24/2007 08:04 AM
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I hate to tell you but that is a really homly mean looking dog and I'm glad he's not mine! LOL!
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12/24/2007 08:14 AM
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I hate to tell you but that is a really homly mean looking dog and I'm glad he's not mine! LOL!
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Nah, he's not mean looking.

He actually is a pretty mean dog. He's still a puppy though. Just turned 1 two months ago.

If I threw him in the ring with a pit bull or mastiff... I would bet on the Pit or Mastiff out of pity for their hospital/vet bills & the grief counseling the dogs & owners would endure. And for anyone else who screws around with the Spirit of Cemitaur.

I didn't name him Brutis for nothing yanno.

The only thing you can really do to prevent his spirit from annihilating yours... is... send him love. Also, don't wish death on someone you only know on the internet. Equally stupid.

If you need to bribe Brutis, his kryptonite is bread smeared with cheese tossed in the microwave for like 40 seconds. That'll probably be a great bribe for him.

If that doesn't work, maybe toss Cemitaur's spirit a ball in the eighth dimension or something.

:)

PS: I'm not Santa Clause anymore. Wore the shoes, they didn't fit, so I don't sport them.

-RazriN
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I want to kill you RazriN! (4)

hahahahahahahaha

Maybe i'll upload a youtube vid for you miserable 4 scrooges & the rest of you.

Either way, you got balls to public-ally threaten to engage in violence with me. So thats all good.

And ps: The vote said: "I want to kill"

Not: If I could kill you, I would have already done it. But since i'm an idiot or a moron... Well, then maybe only the Angel of death guides your destiny.

So yeah.

Merry Christmas & save up your coal friends. You'll probably need it to stay warm.

Hell is cooooold. Heaven are the feelings of warmth. I should know, because I was born in the coldest years in Canada. I'm naturally cold blooded like most of my friends around here.

I'd take the feelings of Heaven over Hell. But it doesn't really matter because I have enough friends in both sanctuaries and floating around in between.

Word up.


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Nice. Thanks for being neutral in this one. The favorite gift I like to give and recieve. Being neutral.
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12/24/2007 08:29 AM
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Hey the counts at five now, wonder why that is.

Did ya vote your self for the: Christmas sucks but you're awesome.
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Hey the counts at five now, wonder why that is.

Did ya vote your self for the: Christmas sucks but you're awesome.
 Quoting: Street GeNeRaL LaZe



That depends on why you want to know whether or not I voted for your weakly postulated & infinitely moronic nagual's pseudo-scientific based question.

I don't deal with superstition. I get my facts first. Then skew them at my leisure and let mother earth handle the fine print. She's better at it than me, anyway.

1. It doesn't matter what I voted on.

Maybe I voted to kill myself. Maybe I chose blank. Maybe I choose a vote to increase my self-pride.

2. It's obvious, that if you know me well enough, that I would never do something that is counter productive for towards my own spirit. So the killing option is always not going to be my first choice in any situation whether for me, or someone else.

Also, I casted my vote as the Santa-Clause, so you'd really have to ask him. Not me.

Who knows.

Even I don't remember. Shit dude, do you have any idea how intoxicated I get around the holidays? LOL

Also, you're an enemy of mine on GLP. It takes a heck of a moron to get yourself on my foes' list. You earned that prize last week. Though you're replies in the dragon thread were pretty dumb too.

Rephrase your question Laze if you want an answer from me. I only answer questions once or twice. Maybe more if I like ya. Obviously, not in your case because of your recent conduct. Figuratively speaking.

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-RazriN
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Re: HO HO HO. From The real Santa clause.
Here's what you need for Xmas, Razrin:

[link to www.cosmeticplasticsurgery.com]





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