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Nrealy 1/3 of People Wash Their Sheets Just Once Per Year!

 
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OK, so this is the UK, but I don't suppose it's much different here in the states. I thought it was just normal to wash your sheets every week - two at the most. And 18% only wash their jeans once per year? Don't they ever do any gardening, fence-fixing, mowing...?


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OK, so this is the UK, but I don't suppose it's much different here in the states. I thought it was just normal to wash your sheets every week - two at the most. And 18% only wash their jeans once per year? Don't they ever do any gardening, fence-fixing, mowing...?


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It kind of makes you wonder what some of their houses look like?

I remember, as a teen, babysitting for a family whose house was so dirty you actually stuck to the floor as you walked across the kitchen. I think they hired me just to get a cheap housekeeper.
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Once every two weeks in the winter, once a week in the summer.
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2/3 wash their sheets every two years?
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OK, so this is the UK, but I don't suppose it's much different here in the states. I thought it was just normal to wash your sheets every week - two at the most. And 18% only wash their jeans once per year? Don't they ever do any gardening, fence-fixing, mowing...?


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Sheets once a week and bed spread every other week.
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No wonder so many have sleeping problems?
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That's just nasty.
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Jeans were designed not to be washed. But they can be. Sheets? They probably live alone and aren't getting any...
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You mean it's normal to wash them more than once a year?

Huh.

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That's why they sleep on the couch every night?
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I wash them once every three weeks. Every other week would be more optimal, but I've got a big family that produces a lot of laundry. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
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Once a week here, but once a year?!!! Yuck, crawly crawly.
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That is fucking gross. I do mine every six months. I do not have sexfun on on the bed these days so not a big deal. When I was having the crazy sex with the squirters and what not, those sheets were usually in the dryer 5 times a week until I went to bed and then had to make the bed at midnight.
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That is fucking gross. I do mine every six months. I do not have sexfun on on the bed these days so not a big deal. When I was having the crazy sex with the squirters and what not, those sheets were usually in the dryer 5 times a week until I went to bed and then had to make the bed at midnight.
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So you didn’t wash those either? You just used the drier to dry out the fermenting pussy juice?
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That's why they sleep on the couch every night?
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How often do people wash their couch cushion covers?
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That is fucking gross. I do mine every six months. I do not have sexfun on on the bed these days so not a big deal. When I was having the crazy sex with the squirters and what not, those sheets were usually in the dryer 5 times a week until I went to bed and then had to make the bed at midnight.
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Lol, i hope ya washed the headboard too. tounge5
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Jeans were designed not to be washed. But they can be. Sheets? They probably live alone and aren't getting any...
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I understand 120 years ago when men were riding the range & running cattle for a month at a time. But today, we just pop the items into the washer/dryer and they come out clean just an hour later. There's little excuse for being filthy.
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OK, so this is the UK, but I don't suppose it's much different here in the states. I thought it was just normal to wash your sheets every week - two at the most. And 18% only wash their jeans once per year? Don't they ever do any gardening, fence-fixing, mowing...?


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this reminds me of a scene on Laverne and Shirley where Lenny and Squiggy came over and Squiggy said he needed to borrow some sheets

Shirley asked why he needed sheets and Squiggy said "because ours are hard" LOL
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How many farts sprayed around under there in a year?
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This cannot be true. I do not wash my jeans every time I wear them but after about 4 days that's the end, they cannot be worn more.

A year?

Even two weeks would raise a stink at Wal Mart. I seriously doubt that many people go a year.
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If only they took a microscopic look at those sheets after 2 weeks of no washing. More action in those dirty sheets than you can imagine!!
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He must live in Bolton or Luton.

Down south here, sheets 2 weeks all year and always shower before and after bed.
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Once a week here, but once a year?!!! Yuck, crawly crawly.
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Well, in all honesty, I allow my little Jack Russell to sleep on the bed with me, and she can be nasty after running outside on that red clay, so I have to wash all the bedding regularly. The sheets, normally weekly, and the blanket and quilt topper every couple of weeks. I never buy a comforter because they are just too difficult to wash and some of them say "dry clean only." That's not practical when you have pets sleeping on the bed. Quilts are so much easier to wash.
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Buy jeans that fit when clean and you don't have to worry they won't fit if you wash them?
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It kind of makes you wonder what some of their houses look like?

I remember, as a teen, babysitting for a family whose house was so dirty you actually stuck to the floor as you walked across the kitchen. I think they hired me just to get a cheap housekeeper.
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I had the same experience, and this nasty household had hundreds of roaches everywhere. They would fall from the ceiling and land in your hair. I was babysitting a toddler. I never went back.
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Jeans were designed not to be washed. But they can be. Sheets? They probably live alone and aren't getting any...
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I understand 120 years ago when men were riding the range & running cattle for a month at a time. But today, we just pop the items into the washer/dryer and they come out clean just an hour later. There's little excuse for being filthy.
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