Getting a vaccine is more dangerous than shooting street drugs

and sometimes i like to lick the gutter out on the sidewalk because there might be some antibodies in it.

i also sometimes hang out at hospitals and ask the nurses i don't know to inject me with unknown biologicals.

because my covid cold.

might as well just go all out and start shooting up peanut butter because you know the big bad covid.

gonna get you

gonna get you bad