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Super Kitty Jumps Out Of 6-Story Building to Avoid Fire! DOOM-OFF!

 
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Well executed to miss that concrete barrier. It spread its body out for wind resistance and flew like one of those squirrels.
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CATS ARE ADVANCED BEINGS.

THEY HAVE INCREDIBLY STRONG ENERGY FIELDS AND WILL FORCE DEMONS, NEGATIVE SPIRITS, AND SHADOW PEOPLE, OUT OF A HOUSE OF BUILDING.

CATS ARE THE MASTERS OF ASTRAL PROJECTION. MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING ASTRAL PROJECTION FOR THE FIRST TIME, WILL SAY THEY SAW THEIR CAT WHILE DOING IT. THE CAT SHOWED THEM HOW TO NAVIGATE THE AREA WHEN OUT OF BODY.

WHEN A CAT IS SLEEPING IT IS ACTUALLY IN ITS ASTRAL BODY PATROLLING THE AREA KEEPING YOU AND YOUR HOUSEHOLD SAFE.

THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS KNEW THIS AND WORSHIPPED CATS.

CATS ARE YOUR BEST SPIRITUAL PROTECTION :)

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Seen people doing that
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Only when they're on meth.
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They should put this cat on a battery or a can of cat food!!
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once on you animals eatin animals saw lion jump from at least 6 stories on a giraffe
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I'm so happy to see this....I live very, very high up and I'm always fearful of my kitty seeing a bird and finding a way out one of the windows. I hear cats can survive up to 9 stories...this put a smile on my face today.

The people gasping in horror...and then SILENCE as the cat walks away... is pretty funny!

Thanks for the video!
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Hope the little fella didn't die later.
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CATS ARE ADVANCED BEINGS.

THEY HAVE INCREDIBLY STRONG ENERGY FIELDS AND WILL FORCE DEMONS, NEGATIVE SPIRITS, AND SHADOW PEOPLE, OUT OF A HOUSE OF BUILDING.

CATS ARE THE MASTERS OF ASTRAL PROJECTION. MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING ASTRAL PROJECTION FOR THE FIRST TIME, WILL SAY THEY SAW THEIR CAT WHILE DOING IT. THE CAT SHOWED THEM HOW TO NAVIGATE THE AREA WHEN OUT OF BODY.

WHEN A CAT IS SLEEPING IT IS ACTUALLY IN ITS ASTRAL BODY PATROLLING THE AREA KEEPING YOU AND YOUR HOUSEHOLD SAFE.

THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS KNEW THIS AND WORSHIPPED CATS.

CATS ARE YOUR BEST SPIRITUAL PROTECTION :)

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Great stuff!
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Great picture, Paranoiaaaaa! (You know I love the
Kittah!)

So glad "super kitty" made it! MAYBE THIS WAS "CEILING CAT!"

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Looks like you will have to set up a new account. That one is locked. You must have been naughty.
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Smart Kitty

It was ready to push off the wall if it hit it coming down
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5*

Still livin' up to that "9 lives" rep!
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Dude, you need one of these.

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How cats can survive falling 32 stories high with limited injuries.


"32 stories above the streets of New York City, a cat fell from a window and lived. After vets treated the cat's chipped tooth and collapsed lungs, the feline was sent home two days later."

"Comes as no surprise that cats who fell from the second floor had fewer injuries than cats who fell from the sixth floor. But here is the fascinating part. Above the seventh story, the extent of the injuries largely stayed the same, no matter how high the cats fell. So, how is that possible?

Well, it all comes down to acrobatics or lack thereof. Cats that fell from two to seven stories up mostly landed feet first. Above that, however, cats used a different technique. Instead of positioning their legs straight down as they fell, they splayed out like a parachuter. And landed belly-first instead."

Good article and video...

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Belly first landing takes a real pussy!
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How cats can survive falling 32 stories high with limited injuries.


"32 stories above the streets of New York City, a cat fell from a window and lived. After vets treated the cat's chipped tooth and collapsed lungs, the feline was sent home two days later."

"Comes as no surprise that cats who fell from the second floor had fewer injuries than cats who fell from the sixth floor. But here is the fascinating part. Above the seventh story, the extent of the injuries largely stayed the same, no matter how high the cats fell. So, how is that possible?

Well, it all comes down to acrobatics or lack thereof. Cats that fell from two to seven stories up mostly landed feet first. Above that, however, cats used a different technique. Instead of positioning their legs straight down as they fell, they splayed out like a parachuter. And landed belly-first instead."

Good article and video...

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Belly first landing takes a real pussy!
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This suggests that cats had to develop this instinct as an evolutionary response to something

The idea that cats used to dive bomb their prey from craggy mountain peaks is not out of the question

Be nice to kitteh

Or kitteh gonna go full Stuka on your happy ass
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A cat can actually survive a fall up to nine stories.

Because basically what happens is that in mid-flight, they go totally limp.

So when they hit the ground your bones don't get crushed.

I know this because I had cats in New York City and I live on the 7th floor.

Just weird esoteric information....
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ive done this

only on acid though

true the totally limp thing is required

all i remember is feeling the wind come under my arms, and i said in my said "Weeee" then stars

probably also need to drink plenty of milk

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I'm going here, so you all better get ready...



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lol
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ran straight off an 80 foot cliff in san onofre campground on the beach there next to the nuclear tits

i would be dead except i didn't know what was happening, never tensed up
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I jumped out of an 8-story window during the Six-Day War and survived and nobody put my fucking ass on TikTok.
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Thats because your form was SHIT while jumping.
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ran straight off an 80 foot cliff in san onofre campground on the beach there next to the nuclear tits

i would be dead except i didn't know what was happening, never tensed up
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HUH? Nuclear tits?
Wehn you landed, was it on your head?
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ran straight off an 80 foot cliff in san onofre campground on the beach there next to the nuclear tits

i would be dead except i didn't know what was happening, never tensed up
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HUH? Nuclear tits?
Wehn you landed, was it on your head?
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IF IT WERE A WHITE CAT...IT WOULD BE 'HATED' BY THE INSANE FUCKS OF TODAY! UH.
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A cat can actually survive a fall up to nine stories.

Because basically what happens is that in mid-flight, they go totally limp.

So when they hit the ground your bones don't get crushed.

I know this because I had cats in New York City and I live on the 7th floor.

Just weird esoteric information....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79836237

A cat’s spine can rotate more than the spines of most other animals, and their vertebrae have a special, flexible, elastic cushioning on the disks, which gives it even more flexibility. A flexible spine also contributes to the speed and grace of cats.

When cats run, their backs contract and extend to give them maximum stride. Their shoulder blades are not attached with bone, but with muscle, and this gives a cat even greater extension and speed. It is also the reason why cats can get themselves into tiny spaces, as they can squeeze their shoulders very tightly together.

Cats can jump from a seated position, nine times their height. Their flexible spines and shoulders, and great spring in their legs, are the reasons for this ability.

When cats run, they increase their stride by extending their backs and can stride at least three times their own body length. And when they fall from a high position, they have the ability to re-align their bodies and land safely. Hence the adage that cats have nine lives.

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Lady Jayne, Blue State Rebel here. I've been locked out of my account and the password system has not worked. Can you help?
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Looks like you will have to set up a new account. That one is locked. You must have been naughty.
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Not at all. I asked why we couldn't say Mike L*ndell's full name on this site. Maybe you can tell me?

I don't think I'd bother setting up a new account when mods can play these unethical games. I never logged out of that account - I was logged out by a mod and then the account was locked so I couldn't get in with a password. I'm sure a mod can unlock the account.

When people accumuulate hundreds of points in karma, it should be honored. I've been a good member on this forum for a long time. Really disappointed in this kind of seedy behavior.
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I also don't see why anyone would bother PAYING for an account when a mod can just lock someone out of their account sneakily and they can't get back in for really NO REASON AT ALL except they don't like your comment.

That behavior is worthy of TWITTER AND FACEBOOK.
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Thank you for at least responding, which none of the other mods I asked would even do.





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