Super Kitty Jumps Out Of 6-Story Building to Avoid Fire! DOOM-OFF! | |
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User ID: 80355658 United States 05/14/2021 04:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CATS ARE ADVANCED BEINGS. THEY HAVE INCREDIBLY STRONG ENERGY FIELDS AND WILL FORCE DEMONS, NEGATIVE SPIRITS, AND SHADOW PEOPLE, OUT OF A HOUSE OF BUILDING. CATS ARE THE MASTERS OF ASTRAL PROJECTION. MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING ASTRAL PROJECTION FOR THE FIRST TIME, WILL SAY THEY SAW THEIR CAT WHILE DOING IT. THE CAT SHOWED THEM HOW TO NAVIGATE THE AREA WHEN OUT OF BODY. WHEN A CAT IS SLEEPING IT IS ACTUALLY IN ITS ASTRAL BODY PATROLLING THE AREA KEEPING YOU AND YOUR HOUSEHOLD SAFE. THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS KNEW THIS AND WORSHIPPED CATS. CATS ARE YOUR BEST SPIRITUAL PROTECTION :) YOU ARE IN THE MATRIX |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80157191 United States 05/14/2021 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Must see totally bonkers! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29729568 [link to nypost.com (secure)] https://twitter.com/_/status/1392939570380029953 They should put this cat on a battery or a can of cat food!! |
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TheExPatrioticGirl
User ID: 80276344 United States 05/14/2021 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The people gasping in horror...and then SILENCE as the cat walks away... is pretty funny! Thanks for the video! It's all fun & games until the Dogman stands up Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit! What a ride!" In times of trouble, I ask myself, "What would Sarah Conner do?" |
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User ID: 80276344 United States 05/14/2021 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CATS ARE ADVANCED BEINGS. THEY HAVE INCREDIBLY STRONG ENERGY FIELDS AND WILL FORCE DEMONS, NEGATIVE SPIRITS, AND SHADOW PEOPLE, OUT OF A HOUSE OF BUILDING. CATS ARE THE MASTERS OF ASTRAL PROJECTION. MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING ASTRAL PROJECTION FOR THE FIRST TIME, WILL SAY THEY SAW THEIR CAT WHILE DOING IT. THE CAT SHOWED THEM HOW TO NAVIGATE THE AREA WHEN OUT OF BODY. WHEN A CAT IS SLEEPING IT IS ACTUALLY IN ITS ASTRAL BODY PATROLLING THE AREA KEEPING YOU AND YOUR HOUSEHOLD SAFE. THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS KNEW THIS AND WORSHIPPED CATS. CATS ARE YOUR BEST SPIRITUAL PROTECTION :) Great stuff! It's all fun & games until the Dogman stands up Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit! What a ride!" In times of trouble, I ask myself, "What would Sarah Conner do?" |
Lady Jayne Smith
Forum Administrator 05/14/2021 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie Great picture, Paranoiaaaaa! (You know I love the Kittah!) So glad "super kitty" made it! MAYBE THIS WAS "CEILING CAT!" The Oracle's Cookie Lady Jayne, Blue State Rebel here. I've been locked out of my account and the password system has not worked. Can you help? Looks like you will have to set up a new account. That one is locked. You must have been naughty. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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User ID: 80017307 United States 05/14/2021 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How cats can survive falling 32 stories high with limited injuries. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29729568 "32 stories above the streets of New York City, a cat fell from a window and lived. After vets treated the cat's chipped tooth and collapsed lungs, the feline was sent home two days later." "Comes as no surprise that cats who fell from the second floor had fewer injuries than cats who fell from the sixth floor. But here is the fascinating part. Above the seventh story, the extent of the injuries largely stayed the same, no matter how high the cats fell. So, how is that possible? Well, it all comes down to acrobatics or lack thereof. Cats that fell from two to seven stories up mostly landed feet first. Above that, however, cats used a different technique. Instead of positioning their legs straight down as they fell, they splayed out like a parachuter. And landed belly-first instead." Good article and video... [link to www.businessinsider.com (secure)] Belly first landing takes a real pussy! Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80358966 05/14/2021 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How cats can survive falling 32 stories high with limited injuries. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29729568 "32 stories above the streets of New York City, a cat fell from a window and lived. After vets treated the cat's chipped tooth and collapsed lungs, the feline was sent home two days later." "Comes as no surprise that cats who fell from the second floor had fewer injuries than cats who fell from the sixth floor. But here is the fascinating part. Above the seventh story, the extent of the injuries largely stayed the same, no matter how high the cats fell. So, how is that possible? Well, it all comes down to acrobatics or lack thereof. Cats that fell from two to seven stories up mostly landed feet first. Above that, however, cats used a different technique. Instead of positioning their legs straight down as they fell, they splayed out like a parachuter. And landed belly-first instead." Good article and video... [link to www.businessinsider.com (secure)] Belly first landing takes a real pussy! This suggests that cats had to develop this instinct as an evolutionary response to something The idea that cats used to dive bomb their prey from craggy mountain peaks is not out of the question Be nice to kitteh Or kitteh gonna go full Stuka on your happy ass |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79582134 United States 05/14/2021 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A cat can actually survive a fall up to nine stories. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79836237 Because basically what happens is that in mid-flight, they go totally limp. So when they hit the ground your bones don't get crushed. I know this because I had cats in New York City and I live on the 7th floor. Just weird esoteric information.... ive done this only on acid though true the totally limp thing is required all i remember is feeling the wind come under my arms, and i said in my said "Weeee" then stars probably also need to drink plenty of milk |
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Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 05/14/2021 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ran straight off an 80 foot cliff in san onofre campground on the beach there next to the nuclear tits Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79582134 i would be dead except i didn't know what was happening, never tensed up HUH? Nuclear tits? Wehn you landed, was it on your head? [link to www.roadsideamerica.com (secure)] Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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Cats are the coolest User ID: 76785999 New Zealand 05/14/2021 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A cat can actually survive a fall up to nine stories. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79836237 Because basically what happens is that in mid-flight, they go totally limp. So when they hit the ground your bones don't get crushed. I know this because I had cats in New York City and I live on the 7th floor. Just weird esoteric information.... A cat’s spine can rotate more than the spines of most other animals, and their vertebrae have a special, flexible, elastic cushioning on the disks, which gives it even more flexibility. A flexible spine also contributes to the speed and grace of cats. When cats run, their backs contract and extend to give them maximum stride. Their shoulder blades are not attached with bone, but with muscle, and this gives a cat even greater extension and speed. It is also the reason why cats can get themselves into tiny spaces, as they can squeeze their shoulders very tightly together. Cats can jump from a seated position, nine times their height. Their flexible spines and shoulders, and great spring in their legs, are the reasons for this ability. When cats run, they increase their stride by extending their backs and can stride at least three times their own body length. And when they fall from a high position, they have the ability to re-align their bodies and land safely. Hence the adage that cats have nine lives. [link to newyork.cbslocal.com (secure)] |
Blue State Rebel User ID: 73724632 United States 05/14/2021 11:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lady Jayne, Blue State Rebel here. I've been locked out of my account and the password system has not worked. Can you help? Looks like you will have to set up a new account. That one is locked. You must have been naughty. Not at all. I asked why we couldn't say Mike L*ndell's full name on this site. Maybe you can tell me? I don't think I'd bother setting up a new account when mods can play these unethical games. I never logged out of that account - I was logged out by a mod and then the account was locked so I couldn't get in with a password. I'm sure a mod can unlock the account. When people accumuulate hundreds of points in karma, it should be honored. I've been a good member on this forum for a long time. Really disappointed in this kind of seedy behavior. |
Blue State Rebel User ID: 73724632 United States 05/14/2021 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I also don't see why anyone would bother PAYING for an account when a mod can just lock someone out of their account sneakily and they can't get back in for really NO REASON AT ALL except they don't like your comment. That behavior is worthy of TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. |
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