Kellogg’s wants to serve your kid a bowl of indoctrination…

John Kellogg’s was a weirdo, he thought all sex was dirty, including masturbation, never consummated his marriage and adopted his kids.

Kellogg’s created corn flakes because he believed it would reduce sexual desire.

Check into it. Cereal has been FU’d from the beginning.

and the original intentions of Corn Flakes was to Stop


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Cereal is rat poison. I’m not eating food that I can pull iron flakes out of with a magnet.

You want a real breakfast? Eat some bacon and eggs, buttered toast (with real butter, not that margarine soy shit) and a tall glass of orange or apple juice.

That’s the breakfast of champions and you’ll have more energy than any kosher crap cereal will ever give you.