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Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2021 08:19 PM
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Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
I am a secretary for a large company, and yesterday one of the male office staff remarked " Wooargh, have you let one off?" at me. There was then a wave of awful fart smell which I am sure came from him. I was mortified and wanted to disappear.He was previously allowed to work from home because he was told that some of his comments in the office cannot be seen as banter.
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05/12/2021 08:20 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
All the Ladies in the typing pool could smell it and they were looking at me.
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05/12/2021 08:20 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
Only solution is to terminate him then take a shit on him to assert your dominance
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05/12/2021 08:21 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
Lol he got you
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05/12/2021 08:24 PM
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Cut on cabbage honey
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05/12/2021 08:25 PM
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I think OP committed suicide out of embarrassment of being gayyyy
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05/12/2021 08:26 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
Dude, we know it's you again..
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05/12/2021 08:26 PM
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Chicks don't start fart threads dude..
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05/12/2021 08:28 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
But oh well... what's another thread in your hundreds and hundreds of them, right
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05/12/2021 08:30 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
OWN IT

people love fart owners

it's a human instinct thing

something about how the caveman
didn't want to put the best hunter out in the cold and danger

so they owned it and everyone laughed and rolled over on their near skin rug and enjoyed the smell of survival
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05/12/2021 08:32 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
classic.
("Hello World")
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05/12/2021 08:46 PM
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every body farts own it....
Where Eagles Dare
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05/12/2021 08:49 PM

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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
farts
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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05/12/2021 08:51 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
It’s fun to fart at work!
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05/12/2021 08:57 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
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05/12/2021 09:00 PM
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Re: Embarrassed at work by suggestion that I farted
Pretty sure everyone knows he was lying and was really the one that farted. He may have been lamely attempting to banter with you thinking you’d come back with something witty.

Remember the old adage: He who smelt it dealt it.

Next time just say, “Well, you know what they say...” with a wry look.
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