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ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN!

 
The Oracle's Cookie  (OP)

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Dear OP,

You are more than welcome. In fact, you are deeply appreciated. It is a pleasure and an honor for me to be one of your GLP buddies :)

mash4077-salute

*And yes, I meant to write 'micro-nova', as you amended correctly.
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I'm trying hard :) for fun only.

For the rabbit!

What do you think DOC?
I am sick and tired of eating carrots, I like to go meaty.
But Mom said, one carrot a day, makes one HOPPY RABBIT.
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BigFreudWABBIT

Rabbit: I wanna be the Easter bunny next year,
but I don't know where to get the eggs


Doc: here's a photo of last year's Easter bunny,

rabbit

now you know where to get the eggs
oh hai!
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I'm trying hard :) for fun only.

For the rabbit!

What do you think DOC?
I am sick and tired of eating carrots, I like to go meaty.
But Mom said, one carrot a day, makes one HOPPY RABBIT.
 Quoting: socksmells likecankle


AWWWW....

That IS fun!

Thanks for your entry.

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BigFreudWABBIT

Rabbit: I wanna be the Easter bunny next year,
but I don't know where to get the eggs


Doc: here's a photo of last year's Easter bunny,

rabbit

now you know where to get the eggs
 Quoting: Red John


Careful with the barnyard porn, there, Red John! lol!

How in the world did they get that shot of a rabbit
doing that. I am A'PAUL'D!

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BIGpugSEAL

ya I know, we both have a face that only a mother could love

except those crazy humans, they love pugs and seals
oh hai!
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"...Live with my Mum to understand her!"#5

Takeaway lesson: never be the first to pass out at parties.

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"Yes, yes. Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But, at least there is symmetry."
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I can't get this to work right so will do it this way. #3 "I have 421 little bunnies running around and not ONE mothers day card! Where did I go wrong Dr.
just me
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I can't get this to work right so will do it this way. #3 "I have 421 little bunnies running around and not ONE mothers day card! Where did I go wrong Dr.
 Quoting: golden sun


I guess you didn't need any inspiration to reproduce!

carrot

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I'll do one...

BigFreudWABBIT

Dr. Freud speaking with Mrs. Easter Bunny:

Freud: So, you feel that your arrest for "egg
abandonment" qualifies as a political agenda by
the Vegitarian Left?

Mrs. Bunny: "Yes, I gave those EGGS AS GIFTS"
I never asked for child support...How does that
add up to abandonment?"

Freud: You DO realize people ATE those eggs, they
didn't adopt them!

Mrs. Bunny: "ah...WAT?"

WAT crab

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I can't get this to work right so will do it this way. #3 "I have 421 little bunnies running around and not ONE mothers day card! Where did I go wrong Dr.
 Quoting: golden sun


I guess you didn't need any incentive to reproduce!

carrot
 Quoting: Wharf Rat


Holy Cow! Look at that CARROT!

Mother NATURE is warning us: "I'M THE HULK!"

Could this be "Quantum Entanglement?" Wow.

lol!

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Norman: it was either this one

or this one

motel


I have a feeling mother would not have approved of the second one
oh hai!
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carrot


https://imgur.com/YVxe5rH

hey there carrot
come on over to the saladbar
oh hai!
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Kid's table:

*giggles* they don't know it but we secretly replaced their fresh brewed coffee with taster's choice crystals"

Guess I'm showing my age with that one lol
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Kid's table:

So Billy how's your crypto portfolio doing?
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What men think Mother's day is like for moms

:KittyTABLE:
What moms really want Mother's day to be like


:BigFreudWABBIT:

What moms end up doing on Mother's day

:BIGpugSEAL:

The mandatory Mother's day baby picture viewing with kids


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What kids think of Mother's day
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Oh Hai O'

here's a non barnyard version

BigFreudWABBIT


Rabbit: hey doc, while we're on the subject of the progress with my mental conditions

can you write me a mask exemption for it?
I can't wear a mask it freaks me out
causes me anxiety, and triggers my PTSD
oh hai!
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Now mum can cook, wash, clean - AND mop the floor at the same time! hashtag supermom


hf
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Kid's table:

So Billy how's your crypto portfolio doing?
 Quoting: StellaBlue


Billy says, "I dumped it and pooled it with all of our allowance and piggy bank money to buy 100 more shares of AMC. Don't tell mom and dad but we are going to the moon!"
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BigFreudWABBIT



Freud: I know you're not my ma - but you're still kinda hot...



... and that was where Freud's Oedicuniculus Complex began...
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Oh Hai O'

here's a non barnyard version

BigFreudWABBIT


Rabbit: hey doc, while we're on the subject of the progress with my mental conditions

can you write me a mask exemption for it?
I can't wear a mask it freaks me out
causes me anxiety, and triggers my PTSD
 Quoting: Red John


...Better! lol!

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Now mum can cook, wash, clean - AND mop the floor at the same time! hashtag supermom


hf
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


I would love slippers like that!

I used to have the avatar name of "Warm Fuzzy Slippers"
back in the day, remember?

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I can't get this to work right so will do it this way. #3 "I have 421 little bunnies running around and not ONE mothers day card! Where did I go wrong Dr.
 Quoting: golden sun


Ungrateful bunny wabbits! lol!

Thanks for your entry!

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Kid's table:

*giggles* they don't know it but we secretly replaced their fresh brewed coffee with taster's choice crystals"

Guess I'm showing my age with that one lol
 Quoting: StellaBlue


Oh lord! I used to drink Taster's Choice crystals.
You're right...we're showing it for sure! lol!

cheers
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kids got into mum's lipstick

and put kisses all over these pants

mum thinks it's cute and wears em on mother's day
oh hai!
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Hey maa! They're tarring the road!
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BIG FREUD WABBIT:

“Well ya see Doc, I’m a little confused. I’m down in my hole eating this magic carrot cake and drinking my special tea and suddenly my hole goes dark and a girl named Alice pops in”
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BIG FREUD WABBIT:

“Well ya see Doc, I’m a little confused. I’m down in my hole eating this magic carrot cake and drinking my special tea and suddenly my hole goes dark and a girl named Alice pops in”
 Quoting: Very Interesting


rabbithole
oh hai!
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SHE’S MY SISTER (PUG) #4:

“ And to think, I thought I was the only one who was constipated”
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Edited 5-09-2021

UPDATE: WE NOW HAVE 4 UPGRADES AVAILABLE FOR WINS! HURRAY!
EllenRigby will add 1 more FULL UPGRADE for
winners. Thank you Ellen! Anyone else wanting to chip-in
let me know! hf The Oracle's Cookie


Time for this year's Mother's Day CAPTION CONTEST.
Have fun with 5 possible reflections on your PERSONAL
"TAKE-AWAY" for past and current Mother's Day celebrations.

NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR
MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY

Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have
some giggles to lighten the load with some great captions.
You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your
caption entry. But...just have fun with it!

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THIS INTRO PARAGRAPH
11:00 P.M. EST TONIGHT (5-09-2021) with GREEN KARMA
PRIZES to runners-up! "Special Mention" for A.C.s who
do not have a blue name. (Remember I can't upgrade A.C.'s.)

END EDITS



"Postitives"...or "Negatives" on a mother's day. Here is our chance to look
at 5 images and CAPTION ONE (or more) that resonates with your personal "take"
on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY."


Winning captions will receive 1 of 3 FREE full one-month-upgrades.

Your caption can be a funny line, a personal story or a philosophical
"take" on this ONE DAY of the year Americans reflect and celebrate (or not)
the institution of motherhood.


WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a
chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE
UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry)

If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to
make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a
"group THINK!")

Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight
of the world on their shoulders this year!

5 IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!)

PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE
CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION.

:SlipperySlipONS:
"Warm fuzzy Slippers"#1


:KittyTABLE:
"...At the kiddy table"#2


:BigFreudWABBIT:
"...Ma sent me to Freud"#3


:BIGpugSEAL:
"...She's my SISTER?"#4


:PSYCHOtat:
"...Live with my Mum to understand her!"#5

GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION"
FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS.

Have a great Mothers Day 2021. hf

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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#4
I promise not to chew the remote if you promise not to club me





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