The lesbian ducks of Wingding Creek - correction!!!! Mistake!! Not lesbian!

Once upon a time there were some ducks that hung out at wingding creek. Some nice bikers who’s clubhouse was right there would give them bread. Some wood ducks and dusky moorhens hung out in the same spot, and all was well. The birds lounged on the lawn, soaking up the sun and making fun of the lone masked lapwing and his stupid flying mask.

Then one day a new duck showed up. She was a giant! A massive duck that thought she was a male. She made immediate friends with the female duck that was at the bottom of the pecking order. Taking the outcast under her wing, these two lesbian ducks decided to claim the wingding creek hangout spot as their lesbian paradise.

With the help of the incel masked lapwing, their bitterness and hatred drove off all the other ducks. Even the dusky moorhens left, and they had lived there (not just hung out) for years. The hatred and distasteful ness of the lesbian ducks drove them all away. Now these 2 ducks, one a giant, lord over the biker clubhouse lawn at wingding creek. No one knows how long their reign of hate will last.

Even the lapwing and his peewee incel homie have moved down the creek where the galahs stay, as they would rather deal with the crazy galahs.

Such a sad story, based upon my daily observations of the birds of wingding creek. Thank you for listening.

I found some videos that might help you visualise the scenario






CORRECTION ISSUED!!!!

I have made a serious error and misidentified these ducks as lesbians! They are, in fact, BLACK DUCKS

this in no way applies to people or has any racist connotations

They are Australian black ducks, and they all look like regular female ducks from afar. I am sorry for my very amateurish mistake.