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Cult leader found mummified, wrapped in Christmas lights in Colorado home; 7 charged

 
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He's lighting the way home to wherever he went for the dummies, they follow the blinking lights.
They could've at least put him under the tree fer chrissakes.
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The elves put them up to it.
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That's what I"m saying.


It's that fuckin' Elf on a Shelf.


I never trusted that little fucker.


Satan's spy.
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The elves put them up to it.
 Quoting: sofkkd


That's what I"m saying.


It's that fuckin' Elf on a Shelf.


I never trusted that little fucker.


Satan's spy.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Burn them all! Evil demonic possessed little things...

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Maybe they are elves...just look at those guys! They totally look like they could be 3 feet tall. Those ladies were into midget porn;that's how they always get sucked into stuff like this.
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Maybe they are elves...just look at those guys! They totally look like they could be 3 feet tall. Those ladies were into midget porn;that's how they always get sucked into stuff like this.
 Quoting: sofkkd


Who knew Jimmy Carter and his wife were freakin' elves?


Shit, who else?
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Maybe they are elves...just look at those guys! They totally look like they could be 3 feet tall. Those ladies were into midget porn;that's how they always get sucked into stuff like this.
 Quoting: sofkkd


Who knew Jimmy Carter and his wife were freakin' elves?


Shit, who else?
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Oh wow! I totally forgot about that! It was the Carters! A sacrifice for joe and Jill after the photo op
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I don’t think they killed her, she probably died of her excess drinking, 10 highball glasses of vodka every night. So far they are only charged with abuse of a corpse and one also with child abuse. I hope Court TV covers this.


All seven people are being held in the Rio Grande County Jail but will be tried by the 12th Judicial Branch. They are scheduled to be in court on Wednesday, May 5 at 1:30 p.m.

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She was so drunk she wound herself in Christmas lights just to frame them. Gawsh yer smart! You should be an expert on the stand for court. Wow. They're so innocent, poor things.
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i´ve read weird stuff,

but this is over the top!
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It's always that one bulb that dies and ruins the whole strand.
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Talk about taking narcissism to the extreme....
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Why do I have "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" stuck in my head?
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It really is the most wonderful the of the year.

Warms the heart like eggnog with the fam.

Love has won.

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Did she even have wild forced sex with the cult members?
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Did she even have wild forced sex with the cult members?
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After they drank the eggnog probably
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It really is the most wonderful the of the year.

Warms the heart like eggnog with the fam.

Love has won.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1494735


Christmas came early this year
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a dead cult leader in a home of cray.
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

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I guess it doesn't pay to be "Mother God".

Dead at 45.


Not a very good run in my opinion.



Being "God" sucks.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum

there are a lot people around claiming to be Mother God... and the returned Jesus and all that and I assume in some place return buddha and such.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


And there are even crazier peoole getting around who say they Jesus lives on a spaceship and is setting up the 5G system ready for his 1000 year rule.


This world is PACKED with fucking LOONIES.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80314841


That is truth... all of what you copied. 5G is necessary to bring the akashic records for example to your TV... Where di you expect Jesus to live? He will live ON the planet later...in Colorado. you think he can live here nOW.. ???????? and they only hung him last time on a cross.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


My god....

What do we do here?

Laugh

Cry?

What?
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She sounds like a complete and total narcissist.
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That's some funny shit right there..
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a dead cult leader in a home of cray.
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 legs a rotting...and a dead cult leAder in a home of crazy
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...

there are a lot people around claiming to be Mother God... and the returned Jesus and all that and I assume in some place return buddha and such.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


And there are even crazier peoole getting around who say they Jesus lives on a spaceship and is setting up the 5G system ready for his 1000 year rule.


This world is PACKED with fucking LOONIES.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80314841


That is truth... all of what you copied. 5G is necessary to bring the akashic records for example to your TV... Where di you expect Jesus to live? He will live ON the planet later...in Colorado. you think he can live here nOW.. ???????? and they only hung him last time on a cross.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


My god....

What do we do here?

Laugh

Cry?

What?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80315872


Deck the halls?
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...


And there are even crazier peoole getting around who say they Jesus lives on a spaceship and is setting up the 5G system ready for his 1000 year rule.


This world is PACKED with fucking LOONIES.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80314841


That is truth... all of what you copied. 5G is necessary to bring the akashic records for example to your TV... Where di you expect Jesus to live? He will live ON the planet later...in Colorado. you think he can live here nOW.. ???????? and they only hung him last time on a cross.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


My god....

What do we do here?

Laugh

Cry?

What?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80315872


Deck the halls?
 Quoting: sofkkd

Pad the halls
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That is truth... all of what you copied. 5G is necessary to bring the akashic records for example to your TV... Where di you expect Jesus to live? He will live ON the planet later...in Colorado. you think he can live here nOW.. ???????? and they only hung him last time on a cross.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


My god....

What do we do here?

Laugh

Cry?

What?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80315872


Deck the halls?
 Quoting: sofkkd

Pad the halls
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80315872


TBC-dance
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Re: Cult leader found mummified, wrapped in Christmas lights in Colorado home; 7 charged
I guess it doesn't pay to be "Mother God".

Dead at 45.


Not a very good run in my opinion.



Being "God" sucks.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum

there are a lot people around claiming to be Mother God... and the returned Jesus and all that and I assume in some place return buddha and such.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


And there are even crazier peoole getting around who say they Jesus lives on a spaceship and is setting up the 5G system ready for his 1000 year rule.


This world is PACKED with fucking LOONIES.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80314841


That is truth... all of what you copied. 5G is necessary to bring the akashic records for example to your TV... Where di you expect Jesus to live? He will live ON the planet later...in Colorado. you think he can live here nOW.. ???????? and they only hung him last time on a cross.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Akashic records on TV? Are you insane? You have no idea what you're speaking about. It's a misnomer for one thing.

Oh gawd, why am I even bothering to try?
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I don't even believe 5g is a large enough bandwidth, especially for Jesus. I would think he would need his own T3 or something of that ilk.
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Maybe they are elves...just look at those guys! They totally look like they could be 3 feet tall. Those ladies were into midget porn;that's how they always get sucked into stuff like this.
 Quoting: sofkkd


Who knew Jimmy Carter and his wife were freakin' elves?


Shit, who else?
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


TINKERBELL? THERE HAVE BEEN SOME HOT ASS TINKERBELLS IN THE DAY!..UH.
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If they were trying to preserve her they should have wrapped her in plastic first...then decorated with lights and tinsel.

Wtf?

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