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Oh My God! Reese Got Stabbed!

 
Gelatinous Mass

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Can't remember the whole thing from my childhood, but it went something like this:

One day KIT KAT and MR. GOODBAR were walking down FIFTH AVE. Behind POWERHOUSE,
MR GOODBAR stuck his BUTTER FINGER into KIT KAT's MOUND and out popped BABY RUTH.

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how the fuck is this shit pined?!?
 Quoting: President-Elect D. Moraniac


GLP piñata.

Ridiculous thread pinned so as to mock or have fun in.

Members and guests sometimes make them solely for that purpose.
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With-er-spoon?
 Quoting: President of TABTX


Kyle.

John Conner dies now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80313023


Fucking Skynet kills us all now. Just great!
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Somebody ban this idiot please.


banhim5
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 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


lol
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:jgkblubblub:
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Looking for a link.
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


Did the knife go into the peanut butter or the chocolate?

Why would anyone stab a Reese cup?

Oh the humanity!!
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


Recess was over and Jimmy the bully was hungry enough...detention at 11!
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I have eaten a Recces chicalte with a knife.
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With-er-spoon?
 Quoting: President of TABTX


No, with a knife!

cool2
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Oh, and Biden can't dress himself....
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With-er-spoon?
 Quoting: President of TABTX


Kyle.

John Conner dies now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80313023


Fucking Skynet kills us all now. Just great!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79667968


This^^^
There's never a dull moment here on planet earth, unless GLP ceased to exist...

Oh, and Biden can't dress himself....
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Did you hear about the Chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.
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Yeh, it's not looking good. Especially the tbhq.

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hf
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With-er-spoon?
 Quoting: President of TABTX


Kyle.

John Conner dies now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80313023


Fucking Skynet kills us all now. Just great!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79667968


This^^^
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and it was foretold (art imitates life and vice versa)August 29 1+9+9+7====2024verify-vrf
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Oh you dog.
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Malcolm can take Reese?

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With-er-spoon?
 Quoting: President of TABTX


No, with a knife.... duh
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HAhahah you totally beat me to it!

A blonde woman heard that milk baths were good for her skin, so she asked her boyfriend to fill her tub with milk.
"Pasteurized?", he asked.
The blonde said, "No, just up to tits!"
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how the fuck is this shit pined?!?
 Quoting: President-Elect D. Moraniac


GLP piñata.

Ridiculous thread pinned so as to mock or have fun in.

Members and guests sometimes make them solely for that purpose.
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


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Eric was shot in the head on Saint Vincent street
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With-er-spoon?
 Quoting: President of TABTX


No, with a knife.... duh
 Quoting: Beanie Baby


HAhahah you totally beat me to it!

A blonde woman heard that milk baths were good for her skin, so she asked her boyfriend to fill her tub with milk.
"Pasteurized?", he asked.
The blonde said, "No, just up to tits!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78459304

ilaugh
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What was the joke?
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Sometimes I have to work when I'm at work.
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


liedown Yeah that can be a bummer.
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Lol red pin. Worst mod team online.
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how the fuck is this shit pined?!?
 Quoting: President-Elect D. Moraniac


GLP piñata.

Ridiculous thread pinned so as to mock or have fun in.

Members and guests sometimes make them solely for that purpose.
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


That's retarded.
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So its called Sneeds, but the former owner was Chuck. So the sign would have read..
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Was she hacked up?

Reese's pieces.
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Kyle Reese?
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


Well fuck, there goes the future.
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OP smells like up dog.
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Looking for a link.
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


Ironic timing

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Re: Oh My God! Reese Got Stabbed!
You know who did get stabbed? 2 Asian lady's. It was a hate crime until they caught the guy. He is black so now they are not sure it's a hate crime.





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