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Oh My God! Reese Got Stabbed!

 
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very disappointed in u Harry
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With-er-spoon?
 Quoting: President of TABTX


No, with a knife!

cool2
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


rimshot
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very disappointed in u Harry
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I'm still waiting for the jokes to come rolling in...
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Why is this pined? AS-thumbsdown
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Reese got stabbed with her spoon??? Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha

No with her knife...

Duhhhhhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80264879


This just in:

Reese carries a blade.

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Kyle Reese?
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


That's the first thing I thought of too.

Reese and Sara Connor on the run from the Terminator.
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We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans.
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This forum doesn't seem to have many supporters of the comedic arts. Who 1 stars a joke? goaway
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


That was funny ohyeah
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I heard when Reese is in pieces
is when she taste real good.
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very disappointed in u Harry
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57897053


I'm still waiting for the jokes to come rolling in...
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


I gave you one
you missed it?
:pixie:

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It's how you start a joke thread. People are supposed to try and one-up everybody else with a better joke. So far it's just my silly joke. If this was a bar, I would at least hope the peanuts were fresh and cut my losses.
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry



lmao


Bad puns, dude.
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LINK-pls
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Reece S. Pieces?
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John Wick The Man who killed 3 people with a fu*king pencil -John Wick, Baba Yaga
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Kyle Reese?
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


Reese’s spoon has now withered
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Looking for a link.
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


Did the knife go into the peanut butter or the chocolate?

Why would anyone stab a Reese cup?

Oh the humanity!!
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The comedy never stops here...angry
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The comedy never stops here...angry
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don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy.
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Do you like FISHDICKS in your mouth? Then you are a ghey fish
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Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.

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epiclol

With er spoon! Good one!
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This forum doesn't seem to have many supporters of the comedic arts. Who 1 stars a joke? goaway
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


People who don’t find the joke funny.
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from Terminator...I thought he died
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By Malcolm.. in the middle?

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how the fuck is this shit pined?!?
Winter is Coming.
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She was such a buttercup.
Unfortunately she went snickers on Kyle. The future now is bleak now.
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Hope he didn't turn into pieces..

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Somebody ban this idiot please.


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 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


Funny, Uncle Charlie was more coherent than Grampa Joe is
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By Malcolm.. in the middle?

AS-Ublewit
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LOL
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not funny

when i saw this my first thought was one of alex jones researchers and reporters ( and sometimes anchor )
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Who is Reese??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71043397


Mason Reese





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