Oh My God! Reese Got Stabbed!

With-er-spoon?

Who is Reese??

Reese Witherspoon?

peanut butter cup
would stab that s#it too

No, with a knife.... duh

Reese got stabbed with her spoon??? Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha

No with her knife...

Duhhhhhh

No, with a knife!

Kyle Reese?

Slow day at work...

Yeah sucks to be late for your own joke...

Kyle.

John Conner dies now.

Ohw isnt that bad while waiting on dinner!

Sometimes I have to work when I'm at work.

Now go forth and sin no more Harry.

This forum doesn't seem to have many supporters of the comedic arts. Who 1 stars a joke?

Somebody ban this idiot please.

Reese's pieces were found in the freezer at the suspect's home

As comedic arts go Harry, this one is roughly equivalent to a kindergartner tracing their hand with a red crayon. Just sayin'.

The jokes are funny, but who the eff is this Reese person?

It's how you start a joke thread. People are supposed to try and one-up everybody else with a better joke. So far it's just my silly joke. If this was a bar, I would at least hope the peanuts were fresh and cut my losses.

And an exceptionally low bar it was too.

I also heard that Sweet Marie kicked the nuts out of Oh'Henry.

Oh, the humanity!

I'm a humble host.

Def. one star!

That's the first thing I thought of too.

Reese and Sara Connor on the run from the Terminator.