How Did I Choose My Forum Name...

I'm fond of my own but that's it. It doesn't wave though.

Mines a play on Cato the elder because Anti-Federalist was taken.

I ride my life without a mask.

Me too. I walk around with a naked face and scare the townsfolk.

HA!

I used to work with a great engineer named "Harry Weiner". His parents must have had a sense of humor. His name never bothered him.

When I was at Rockwell working on the Space Shuttle we had an old, very competent engineer named Al Schmuck. For real.

Our Division Prez. was a guy named Sy Rubenstein.

The two were in a big meeting. Sy said to Al, "You know, I just cannot help chuckling every time I hear your name, Schmuck".

Al had a booming voice, "Hell, my name was not always Schmuck. I CHANGED it to Schmuck!"

Sy was dumbfounded. He asked "What was your name before you changed it to Schmuck?"

Al boomed, "RUBENSTEIN!"

BTW, Al was so famous for his profane language that we circulated a list of "Schmuckisms".

After his first trip to the Cape, he said, "Those mosquitoes down there can stand flat footed and fuck a turkey!"

I love your crazy threads Harry.

I would have liked that crazy turkey fucker.

Choosing not to choose is still a choice

Thanks. Seemed like it would kill a part time shift but then I actually had to do some work.

Family rolls their eyes every time my nose pops out and I get to yell nip slip.

Mine is because I like to work out, and I like Doom :)

Thanks. Seemed like it would kill a part time shift but then I actually had to do some work.
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Doom? You've come to the right place...

LMAO!

I'm a master with the orange bird...

Somewhere in my files I have "Schmuckisms" from 40 years ago. I may look them up and make a thread.

Without a sense of humor, it is hard to face the Apocalypse.

I’m going with e. Scene from a Clint Eastwood movie

BTW, I got my nickname "darth" when I helped put the first strategic defense laser experiment on the Space Shuttle.

The USAF was planning to loft a target satellite to test ground based lasers. It was going to cost $60M and take 5 years.

We put a retro reflector in the Space Shuttle middeck hatch window and tested the laser for $50K in three months.

I got an award and a nickname.

I actually like ketchup...

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Now that's a cool story. Sweet!

C. for the win Alex!!!

Just kidding my friend...

I'm sorry it was D. All of the above, and please form your answer in the form of a question.

That reminds me of Bill Brasky.

Chuck E Cheese would be awesome if it weren't for all the damn kids. That's why they made Dave and Buster's...