Crowley made the Narwhal Illuminati

Narwhals are not just a useless animal. They are the Illuminati. As we all know the Illuminati is going to come and kill us all. Narwhals are going to kill use all with their facial horn. Doesn't their horn look strangely like a triangle? Yes, it does. Narwhals were sent from Crowley to kill all of us so that the Illuminati can be the one and only. That dose not mean that we should not strive to be Narwhals. We should not just admire the Narwhal, we should be the Narwhal. We will be the Illuminati. You may wonder how they will kill us all if they live in the water and we live in land. The answer is simple on a summer solstice in 2017, the narwhals will grow legs and invade the world. They will kill us all if we do not join them. WE MUST JOIN THEM BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.