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User ID: 80262179 Canada 04/24/2021 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pushed the pine button but it just won't pine. My people- infants are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, your guides mislead you and they have swallowed up the course of your paths. "Because the poor are plundered, because the needy groan, I will now arise," says the Lord |
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OI82Much
User ID: 80071849 Canada 04/24/2021 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I take all 350 Million M&Ms and I place them in a massive tumbler. Quoting: Oak_Redhammer Then I take 100,000 cyanide pills that look exactly like M&Ms and I toss them in the tumbler too and mix them all together. Then I use my incredible power to mandate that in order to participate in society that every man, woman and child must eat two M&Ms from the tumbler and if everyone does not eat from this tumbler then no one may participate in society. This will force your neighbors to pressure you into eating them and if you do not you may even have to be locked away for your disobedience and I may even send men to your home with guns to force you to eat them. To prove to you that it's ok I will myself eat two M&Ms and I will have professional actors that you trust also eat two M&Ms to show you that it is safe. What I won't tell you is that neither I nor the actors will be eating from the same tumbler that I am forcing you to eat from but you don't need to concern yourself with these unimportant details. If you hear about anyone dying after eating the M&Ms that is a conspiracy theory and any relationship between the M&Ms and an individuals sudden demise is completely unrelated and any suggestion that it is will be immediately censored and I will personally make you that you are deplatformed and silenced so that you can't infect others with your wild and false theories. This is why I eat Smarties®. |
Oak_Redhammer
(OP) User ID: 72994536 United States 04/24/2021 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I take all 350 Million M&Ms and I place them in a massive tumbler. Quoting: Oak_Redhammer Then I take 100,000 cyanide pills that look exactly like M&Ms and I toss them in the tumbler too and mix them all together. Then I use my incredible power to mandate that in order to participate in society that every man, woman and child must eat two M&Ms from the tumbler and if everyone does not eat from this tumbler then no one may participate in society. This will force your neighbors to pressure you into eating them and if you do not you may even have to be locked away for your disobedience and I may even send men to your home with guns to force you to eat them. To prove to you that it's ok I will myself eat two M&Ms and I will have professional actors that you trust also eat two M&Ms to show you that it is safe. What I won't tell you is that neither I nor the actors will be eating from the same tumbler that I am forcing you to eat from but you don't need to concern yourself with these unimportant details. If you hear about anyone dying after eating the M&Ms that is a conspiracy theory and any relationship between the M&Ms and an individuals sudden demise is completely unrelated and any suggestion that it is will be immediately censored and I will personally make you that you are deplatformed and silenced so that you can't infect others with your wild and false theories. This is why I eat Smarties®. I was always more of a Juicy Fruit guy. |