My Cat Bit My Neck and I Bit Him back

"Hey guys, I have an idea! Let's swap spit and put our mouths on different species of animals! Let's see how much of their bacteria, germs and filth we can get into our bodies at once!!!"

Cats show affection by drawing blood from the neck area. Could have been a signal to mate.

Yeah I think my cat loves me!

:)

much better to stir fry them like you do

"I think the cat thinks it's owns me?"

Let me make some small corrections for you?

"My owner, the cat, owns me."

There! Now you understand your true place in the scheme of your household.

:)

I know my true place.. my cats let me think I have them trained and act like it because i never I tell them anything they do not know already, or are not doing already.

Catnip works wonders , but seems to be addictive.

In my case, the cats prefer mmj and stick their noses up at catnip.. but i do have some teeth rings stuffed with it they kill now and then. But catnip in its dry form they have nothing to do with it.

They seem clingy lately more then usual clingy. They are driving me up the wall. I obviously was failing the cat in order to get bit?

:catrock:

When the CATNIP kicks in...

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No wonder my cats run from it!

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his crotch must be smelly

I remember this clip from a Fox Network airing of When Animals Attack. The Fox Network's When *insert object(s) here* Attack TV series was running that was some seriously crazy crap. That was back when the Fox Network was actually good though.

CAREFUL...

A disease that results from infection with the Toxoplasma gondii parasite.
Toxoplasmosis results from infection with a common parasite found in cats

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that guy is an idiot UP the leg



My cats both did that to get away from the vacuum one time I never start with it in the hallway again! :winkski:

Last Edited by rewind on 04/24/2021 10:45 AM

I know riight?

Cats can sometimes sense things about you or themselves that they don't have a way to effectively communicate with you.

If they seem clingy maybe watch to see if one is acting like it might not feel good.

My cat Sam got very clingy in the weeks before the night I had to take him to the vet and found out he had Massive bladder cancer.

It hurt so much holding him while they have him the IV injections to put him to sleep but I held him until I was sure he was gone because I didn't want him to die alone...

I'm glad that he tried to spend as much time with me as possible before he got super sick though.

It is difficult to be humane sometimes.

sorry.. I have stuffed them in a pillow case before thinking it will keep me unharmed

I love them

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It was probably just a love bite
Now you hurt his feelings

A thread that truly only can be found on GLP....

We should go on a date, I think we would enjoy each other