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That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.

 
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
I don't know about these stories, but have watched many videos of SWAT and CERT going at it.

They always, every single time, shout contradictory orders at people. It has led to more than one death.

"Hands up!"
"Hands behind your head!"
"Drop the gun!" (When hands are empty at least part of the time...)
"Turn around!"
"Don't move!"

All happening inside four or five seconds, with weapons pointed at the person and others screaming about how they will "f**king shoot!".

So that part seems legitimate. It's a constant thing. One that probably leads to shootings by the police about 20% of the time.

The rule should be "One voice". One person speaks and asks for compliance first, then, if not given escalates to demanding, in a polite way. Then stern and so on, before they start screaming, trying to cow people.

That screaming commands sets off anyone with the warrior gene almost instantly. If you ever see someone "resisting" or not complying, ask if the police were rude first. If so, it is their fault, not the other way around. We can't blame people for their genetically driven brain chemistry, after all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78740155


Regular cops yes.

SWAT no.

You obviously know fuck all about special tactics groups. They are pretty codified across the nation and the SOP is a single caller, usually the zipper or a lead. Just like the military. They are trained like this for exactly the reasons you posted.
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I have researched the topic and heard them doing it. So, obviously, you need to prove your point. Show me, say, five such events where they are NOT doing that. You're the one making the hard claim, so the burden of proof is on you. I've seen the data, and it counters what you claim.

So, put up, or change your mind? If you have the guts to do either of those, of course.

(Which face it, you probably don't. You want to live in a fantasy, not the real world. Still, in that case, you should probably not try to speak on topics like this, where you can only look bad...)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78740155


Check out "police activity" (the channel) on youtube and find the SWAT videos. There are least 50 where SWAT acts nothing like you are talking about.

Normal cops, sure. SWAT, nope.
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
EDIT:
What's hilarious is the inability of the ACs to actually read and understand what they read as well as all of the Juan Stars on my true first hand account. To clarify, the SWAT wasn't there because I shot out a street light with a pellet rifle. They fully expected to find me in possession of a hand gun and when they realized I didn't have one they left.
And that my skin color had nothing to do with me surviving the encounter but the fact that I simply froze and refused to move at all as they shouted contradictory orders at me.
Fucking morans.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


EDIT: that cause you're a fucking retard and if there is even remotely a grain of truth to your "story" they were beat cops wearing vest and you cried like a little bitch like they wanted, which was likely their goal for childish vandalism
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
Lesson here...dont drink coffed in your underwear
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don't drink anything from anyone's underwear weirdo
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You filter the coffee through the underwear, you don't drink it out of the underwear.

Good grief.
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
Even with the edit... cool (b.s.) story bro.. you should add (make up) some context as to why they (hypothetically, of course) thought you had a handgun
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
EDIT:
What's hilarious is the inability of the ACs to actually read and understand what they read as well as all of the Juan Stars on my true first hand account. To clarify, the SWAT wasn't there because I shot out a street light with a pellet rifle. They fully expected to find me in possession of a hand gun and when they realized I didn't have one they left.
And that my skin color had nothing to do with me surviving the encounter but the fact that I simply froze and refused to move at all as they shouted contradictory orders at me.
Fucking morans.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


It's posts like this, that concern me enough to disband the cops. You were lucky OP. I'm not sure the police force can be salvaged, even by retraining.
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
One day my sister had helicopters overhead and every swat team from every operative at the house where "Uncle Billy" was staying.

Uncle Billy started the NJ Hells Angels chapter.
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
One day my sister had helicopters overhead and every swat team from every operative at the house where "Uncle Billy" was staying.

Uncle Billy started the NJ Hells Angels chapter.
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Too bad they don't treat Mexican gangs, smugglers, BLM and Antifa the same.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


bsflag

15 years old, smoking and drinking coffee? LMAO.

SWAT yelling contradictory commands? LMAO.

Disappearing without charging you for destruction of public property or minor in possession? LMAO

bsflag
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never dealt with the po huh? one time we got a house raided for moving a road block from a side street to the main one. we ddint answer the door so they came through the windows. when they found out we were just drunk kids they left. Another time i was drunk driving we were flashing lights at cars and someoene got scared and called the cops.(later found out it was a gang thing to flash lights then shoot at cars that flashed back) got pulled out of the car by my face got a slammed on the trunk of the car. denied it was me. after about 5 minutes they chose to believe me and let me go after a car search never mentioned drinking and this was at a time they were hard on it. And i had a dui on my record. they let me get back in my car and had a powwow. young officer comes back and hands me my license and just walks away. i ask can i go. he replys fast and angry "unless you want to sleep here." Another time me and brian and another guy are on the porch of his moms house. cops come up looking for brian. he pops up says hes in the house ill get him. me and other guy hand out our ids. after a minute the cops are like why aint he come back. he went out the back door and jumped the fence. cops are all like WTF at us. im like he goes by shorty i dont know his real name. other guy who has the upstairs apartment just nods his head along with my story. after a few minutes of accusing concersation with the cop i point out that if they didnt spend all this time talking to us they could have caught him on the back side of the block. they left in a huff.
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specialstupid
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my mom always told me i was special.
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
Horrifying experience, OP. Thanks for writing it up.
It appears that the ones who should pay attention are too busy shilling the thread.
I'm so glad you were not harmed.

hfhfhf
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OP is a known drama queen
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
One time when I was as kid, my parents bought me a trivia game for Christmas. One of the questions was, "What is the phone number for the White House?"

Not believing that they would give the REAL White House phone number (and being too young to understand how long distance charges worked...), I proceeded to call it. Receptionist answers, "White House, how may I direct your call?" I panicked and hung up.

After my initial shock wore off, I thought, "That was kinda cool" but I was still skeptical, thinking that it was a radio station or something where they would PRETEND to be the White House.

So I called 7 more times, hanging up after each call.

Finally I decided, "Either this is REALLY the White House, or the person on the other end is REALLY committed to the joke" and gave up.

A couple days later, I get home from school and my dad is sitting at the kitchen table. He asks how my day was, the usual. Then he goes, "We need to talk."

Aw shit - what did I do? (Remember, I'd forgotten about the phone calls by this point - all I wanted to do was prove that my trivia game was right.)

He tells me that he had a visit that day from a couple of nice gentlemen from the government who had some questions for him regarding a series of phone calls made from our phone number to the White House. Apparently, they take prank calls seriously and have no sense of humor.

Dad told them that he had no idea who made the calls, but he would ask around and call them back the next day. (Since no threats were made, they didn't seem TOO concerned about it I guess...)

I had to fess up that, yeah - I did it. At first he didn't believe that they would publish that number in a kid's game either, so I had to go find my game and prove it to him.

A few weeks later, we got the phone bill and my mom was a lot LESS cool about the situation than my dad was - it was something like $7.00 per call, so my dumbass ended up costing us over $50.00 for being stupid.

Of course, the entire family knows the story by now (if any of my relatives are on here, you'll recognize this story...) and we all get a good laugh about how I've probably been on a government watch list since I was 8 years old.
"The more you know, the less you fear."

RIP, Tandym.





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